Ok, its Friday night, you and your Sig. other are on the sofa next to a raging fire. What would you open up to set the stage for the pleasures of the flesh?
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You are a retard
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I'm what Willis was talking about!
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I'm what Willis was talking about!
Cockfighters Ghost.
I couldn't resist.
I couldn't resist.
Read his profile. He's a real cut-up.
Only in Manhattan would you have your sofa "next to" a raging fire, instead of in front of it. If that is the way your furniture is arranged, I'd skip the wine and make sure I had a large amount of water on hand, and had paid my insurance premium.
Irwin
"Life is short....start with the dessert."
Irwin
"Life is short....start with the dessert."
Am I out of line here? If your telling me you have never given this thought then I say you are either fibbing or a virgin!
The Wine Wizard has spoken
[This message was edited by Wine Wizard on Sep 19, 2004 at 10:04 PM.]
The Wine Wizard has spoken
[This message was edited by Wine Wizard on Sep 19, 2004 at 10:04 PM.]
Brokenwood-y 
We have cockbiter's Ghost on our wine list, It's pretty good...
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Originally posted by Golf&Zin Nut:
You are a retard
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I'm what Willis was talking about!
Good one. LOL.
Joe
"Please don't burden me with simplistic queries regarding wines, my time is much too precious"
.... direct quote from his profile.
.... direct quote from his profile.
Is the average age here 14 years old? Adult topics not welcomed? My wine knowledge spans 2 decades and 4 continents. How dare you respond to me like this. The Wine Wizard has spoken!
For those who have posted negative feedback to my topic, please stop, there are adults here who would like to reply seriously and your feedback is driving them away.
The Wine Wizard has spoken!
The Wine Wizard has spoken!
Everyone on this board is insane.
lol.
lol.
THE WINE WIZARD HAS SPOKEN!! That could be the funniest thing I've read on this Board in months.
Well okay -- since you said that, I'm sure we will all give serious thought to your cogent and intelligent question.
HELLO -- EVERYONE -- PLEASE TAKE NOTICE!! THE WINE WIZARD HAS SPOKEN AND HE WANTS SOME ADULTS TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY!!! HELLO??? ANYONE HOME???
Actually Wine Wizard, I suspect that you're having a little fun with all of us. If that's the case, I applaud you. If you're serious, you are most certainly a retard.
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I'm what Willis was talking about!
Well okay -- since you said that, I'm sure we will all give serious thought to your cogent and intelligent question.
HELLO -- EVERYONE -- PLEASE TAKE NOTICE!! THE WINE WIZARD HAS SPOKEN AND HE WANTS SOME ADULTS TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY!!! HELLO??? ANYONE HOME???
Actually Wine Wizard, I suspect that you're having a little fun with all of us. If that's the case, I applaud you. If you're serious, you are most certainly a retard.
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I'm what Willis was talking about!
Okay -- I read his profile, and I am now sure that he's yanking our chain. Here's a guy whose "wine experience spans two decades and four continents," whose favorite wine is Sauvignon Blanc.
If that's true, he certainly is a retard.
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I'm what Willis was talking about!
If that's true, he certainly is a retard.
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I'm what Willis was talking about!
I'm sure we can all have a little fun with this. He/She can't possibly be serious.
Yanking our chain or not, it's an opportunity to
think outside the "box" (maybe a little pun intended).
Yanking our chain or not, it's an opportunity to
think outside the "box" (maybe a little pun intended).
What is this thing called "sex", of which you write?
Oh great Wizard,
I'm happy to answer your question. I've certainly given the subject much thought and experimented widely.
What works best I've found is Sauternes in a cute little dessert wine glass and a square or two of dark chocolate that you put into her mouth with your fingers (hopefully clean). Naturally there's more to the seduction than this, but you only asked about wine.
Derek
acaronianasa
I'm happy to answer your question. I've certainly given the subject much thought and experimented widely.
What works best I've found is Sauternes in a cute little dessert wine glass and a square or two of dark chocolate that you put into her mouth with your fingers (hopefully clean). Naturally there's more to the seduction than this, but you only asked about wine.
Derek
acaronianasa
Judging from your question and profile, you need as much help as you can get. I would suggest finding the one with the highest alcohol content.
mwagner, are you talking about the partner or the wine?
There's got to be a good joke in here about a screwcap.
quote:Ha ha ha.
Originally posted by DoktaP:
mwagner, are you talking about the partner or the wine?
Actually, for some, wine diminisheth the performance. Save the wine for the bowing at the end of the show.
Dick
Dick
Screw Kappa Napa 2002 comes to mind.
I have a few bottles of 2002 Kelham Sangiovese.... it's about 16% alcohol.... at the winery, they call that wine "the panty dropper."
I think I'd open that wine.
And then I'd pour her (them?) a glass of "Big Red."
I think I'd open that wine.
And then I'd pour her (them?) a glass of "Big Red."
Turley 'Earthquake'
Interesting - I'm not sure if I'd rather have a screw cap or a cork screw.
Wine Wizard,
What a wonderful topic!
Usually when I have people over, I like to pour a little Moet Chandon in their orifices and crevices and sip it out. There is nothing more refreshing and bubbly than bubbly in a hole (and I am not referring to Old Faithful either)
I like champagne for this type of "event" since it doesn't stain the sofa as much as reds do.
Some of the other forumites know my little peanut butter fantasy...hmmm...bubbly and peanut butter...I think I will try that next time.
Oh, when I go for "seconds" I switch to some Beringer Sbragia Chardonnay...it's softer on the skin.
What a wonderful topic!
Usually when I have people over, I like to pour a little Moet Chandon in their orifices and crevices and sip it out. There is nothing more refreshing and bubbly than bubbly in a hole (and I am not referring to Old Faithful either)
I like champagne for this type of "event" since it doesn't stain the sofa as much as reds do.
Some of the other forumites know my little peanut butter fantasy...hmmm...bubbly and peanut butter...I think I will try that next time.
Oh, when I go for "seconds" I switch to some Beringer Sbragia Chardonnay...it's softer on the skin.
SN-
LOL! I was going to respond that it isn't what you're drinking, but from what you are drinking that makes the difference, but your post was much better.
a
"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?" -- W.C. Fields
LOL! I was going to respond that it isn't what you're drinking, but from what you are drinking that makes the difference, but your post was much better.
a
"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?" -- W.C. Fields
Fat Bastard
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Wine Wizard:
My wine knowledge spans 2 decades and 4 continents. QUOTE]
Shane! Is that you?! You must be at least 22 years old by now. How's the golf game?
My wine knowledge spans 2 decades and 4 continents. QUOTE]
Shane! Is that you?! You must be at least 22 years old by now. How's the golf game?
It should be obvious that Pinot Noir is the ultimate sensual wine. Start with a 1995 Veuve Cliquot Reserve Rose' (PN), and then move to a nice Clos de la Roche, young if you like em young, a good 70's vintage if you like em a little more experienced.
I pity those who doubted the Wizard.
"Wine is light, held together by water." --Galileo
"In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty." -R.N. Marley
Wes Hagen, VM/WM Clos Pepe
Director: PR/Marketing Santa Rita Hills Winegrower's Alliance
weshagen@thegrid.net
I pity those who doubted the Wizard.
"Wine is light, held together by water." --Galileo
"In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty." -R.N. Marley
Wes Hagen, VM/WM Clos Pepe
Director: PR/Marketing Santa Rita Hills Winegrower's Alliance
weshagen@thegrid.net
Old Tart..............
Big Mama..............
Big Ass...............
And finish with Bada BIng!
Big Mama..............
Big Ass...............
And finish with Bada BIng!
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Originally posted by Mike Goldman: Old Tart... Big Mama... Big Ass... And finish with Bada BIng!
Oh, come on, Mike.... everyone knows that wine wholesaler/communist types like you don't have sex, at least not with women. Not that there's anything wrong with that, though.
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Originally posted by Sapril Nguyen:
Wine Wizard,
What a wonderful topic!
Usually when I have people over, I like to pour a little Moet Chandon in their orifices and crevices and sip it out. There is nothing more refreshing and bubbly than bubbly in a hole (and I am not referring to Old Faithful either)
I like champagne for this type of "event" since it doesn't stain the sofa as much as reds do.
Some of the other forumites know my little peanut butter fantasy...hmmm...bubbly and peanut butter...I think I will try that next time.
Oh, when I go for "seconds" I switch to some Beringer Sbragia Chardonnay...it's softer on the skin.
I'm in love...
I went to college in the 80's
Every sorority girl in creation loved 9 1/2 weeks
Food and Sex is so 80's
No more for me please.
Food is for eating.
Sex is for sex.
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Every sorority girl in creation loved 9 1/2 weeks
Food and Sex is so 80's
No more for me please.
Food is for eating.
Sex is for sex.
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Santa Cruz Mountains Vintage Chart
Webmarin, she's really a guy.
I am not a guy (in a deep, gruff voice)
I've not meet Sapril, but have spoke with her. As far as I can tell, not a guy, unless it was a voice double.
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