Now, here's a little story I've got to tell
About three bad brothers you know so well...
Teledildonics
I was just in a meeting where that word was used in a sentence. Seriously. My mind:
I was just in a meeting where that word was used in a sentence. Seriously. My mind:
What kind of meeting were you in? Did you record it in case you need it as evidence?
quote:Originally posted by sunnylea57:
What kind of meeting were you in? Did you record it in case you need it as evidence?
WiFi and data usage increases on a macro level. If Teledildonics ever takes up a measurable portion of the wifi spectrum and data usage we will all have bigger issues!
On a separate note, I was just scratching my beard and gave myself a beard splinter. I've got a sizable splinter in my index finger which is a piece of hair and I'm going to need tweezers to get it out. Hurts just like a wood one.
If that isn't random I don't know WHAT is.
If that isn't random I don't know WHAT is.
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
On a separate note, I was just scratching my beard and gave myself a beard splinter. I've got a sizable splinter in my index finger which is a piece of hair and I'm going to need tweezers to get it out. Hurts just like a wood one.
If that isn't random I don't know WHAT is.
Been there myself...
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Teledildonics
Pretty sure he runs the zamboni at moss park. I think he's from a Baltic state or something. We always throw him a beer after the game, nice enough guy.
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Hurts just like a wood one.
That's what she said.
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
On a separate note, I was just scratching my beard and gave myself a beard splinter. I've got a sizable splinter in my index finger which is a piece of hair and I'm going to need tweezers to get it out. Hurts just like a wood one.
Talk to anyone who cuts hair for a living and they will tell you how painful short, sharp slivers of hair can be. And the painful places they embed themselves.
Does it feel like stomach flu or food poisoning? Or is it both?
The tip for the day is ------ tip
How long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
If a fart is both quiet and not smelly, is it really still a fart?
True conversation today:
Guy on Phone: Do I have a warrant?
Me: (looking it up on computer) Yes.
GoP: Why?
Me: You were convicted of a drug offense 5 months ago, sentenced to begin 90 days in drug treatment, and you never went.
GoP: So, they issued a warrant for that?
Guy on Phone: Do I have a warrant?
Me: (looking it up on computer) Yes.
GoP: Why?
Me: You were convicted of a drug offense 5 months ago, sentenced to begin 90 days in drug treatment, and you never went.
GoP: So, they issued a warrant for that?
if a tree falls any noise etc.
When I first started on the site last month, I saw all the posts that started with TN. I thought to myself for a few days, there are a lot of people from Tennessee on this board.
My on and off again girlfriend is working on a new CW network show this week. Those in the SD crew who have met her would agree it's a show she has been practicing her whole life for. It's called "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
quote:Originally posted by Michael Y.:
When I first started on the site last month, I saw all the posts that started with TN. I thought to myself for a few days, there are a lot of people from Tennessee on this board.
What wrong with people from Tennessee?
quote:Originally posted by BOMBA503:
My on and off again girlfriend is working on a new CW network show this week. Those in the SD crew who have met her would agree it's a show she has been practicing her whole life for. It's called "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
LOL! I'm sure she will do a great job!
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:quote:Originally posted by Michael Y.:
When I first started on the site last month, I saw all the posts that started with TN. I thought to myself for a few days, there are a lot of people from Tennessee on this board.
What wrong with people from Tennessee?
No, they are great people.
And I love the Orange the Vol's fans wear....they can wear it to the game on Friday...hunting on Saturdays...and the rest of the week when they are picking up trash along the side of the road
After reading the latest batch of new wine email offerings I've decided I'm changing my name to "IonlyDrink100pters".
Thunder
Flash
Son: "Do you like to eat potato chips while sitting on the toilet"
Yo-ho, yo-ho, the terrible Captain Hook
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Just meet Cameron Hughes at the Costco in Carlsbad. Was a very nice and personable guy.
Batten Down the Hatches
SC NC VA NJ
SC NC VA NJ
It's Chinatown Jake
quote:Originally posted by FL Wino:
Batten Down the Hatches
SC NC VA NJ
They are battened down.
Well, batten them down again! We'll teach those hatches! --BB
I feel like I have so much to say, but don't know where to start. 16.
quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:quote:Originally posted by FL Wino:
Batten Down the Hatches
SC NC VA NJ
They are battened down.
Well, batten them down again! We'll teach those hatches! --BB
Nevermind
we should all be so geneeous
quote:Originally posted by g-man:
we should all be so geneeous
Dude, don't you know anything? It's geeneuses!
Surfed out after 3 weeks straight. East Coast was firing!
First post
Dang, it got dark early today.
So the computer hacker group "Anonymous" is going after ISIL. I'll bet those aren't the 72 virgins they were expecting.
quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
So the computer hacker group "Anonymous" is going after ISIL. I'll bet those aren't the 72 virgins they were expecting.
Ouch but funny
