Board-O is now a Marlins fan!!!
Dinner's for suckers
Marriage is a racket! --Pete Campbell
It has been years since I visited the forums.
"50% of marriages result in divorce. The other 50 are miserable". --Johnny Carson
If I fart, I may shart.
This is way too awesome to be scary.
No bullshit: "They" have decided to build a large "wildlife" tunnel underneath the 101 Freeway connecting the Santa Monica Mountain Range to about 2000 feet from my back yard so that wild animals can roam more freely without getting hit by cars... and by "wildlife" of course, we explicitly mean mountain lions.
No bullshit: "They" have decided to build a large "wildlife" tunnel underneath the 101 Freeway connecting the Santa Monica Mountain Range to about 2000 feet from my back yard so that wild animals can roam more freely without getting hit by cars... and by "wildlife" of course, we explicitly mean mountain lions.
How many dollars per lion will this cost?
Terrible Twos
When in doubt, ask yourself why.
quote:Originally posted by Pianist718:
"50% of marriages result in divorce. The other 50 are miserable". --Johnny Carson
"10% of posters like me. The other 90% are just grumpy."-The Pianist.
Hooray! Hooray!
The first of May!
Outdoor screwing
Begins today!
The first of May!
Outdoor screwing
Begins today!
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Hooray! Hooray!
The first of May!
Outdoor screwing
Begins today!
LMAO!
May Pole dance
Stannis the Mannis
What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?!
What boxing match?
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Hooray! Hooray!
The first of May!
Outdoor screwing
Begins today!
Watch out. Our local newspaper reported today about a 40 year old fitness trainer and his 20 year old girlfriend [Good for him!!] who got arrested for having sex on the beach. They claimed she was just "dancing" on him as he was laying down, but apparently other beachgoers took video, so they were convicted by a jury in 15 minutes.
Since there was a child nearby on the beach, they were prosecuted as sex offenders.
The guy is now facing a maximum of 15 years. Since he has a prior drug conviction, he is a repeat offender and must serve the total sentence that he gets - no early release (pun intended) allowed.
quote:Originally posted by Rothko:
They claimed she was just "dancing" on him as he was laying down
That is hilarious.
Two random comments heard out of context at a hotel bar in Calgary today:
'I F-ing hate education! I've always F-ing hated eduction!'
'I remember the first time I got punched in the nose.'
Great to be back in Cow Town.
'I F-ing hate education! I've always F-ing hated eduction!'
'I remember the first time I got punched in the nose.'
Great to be back in Cow Town.
quote:Originally posted by JDWest:
Two random comments heard out of context at a hotel bar in Calgary today:
'I F-ing hate education! I've always F-ing hated eduction!'
'I remember the first time I got punched in the nose.'
Great to be back in Cow Town.
There had to be some comments about the C of red. Exciting overtime game last night.
quote:Originally posted by thelostverse:quote:Originally posted by JDWest:
Two random comments heard out of context at a hotel bar in Calgary today:
'I F-ing hate education! I've always F-ing hated eduction!'
'I remember the first time I got punched in the nose.'
Great to be back in Cow Town.
There had to be some comments about the C of red. Exciting overtime game last night.
There were. But not nearly as many as the amount of comments about Canada's socialist left party crushing the conservative right in last night's provincial election.
quote:There were. But not nearly as many as the amount of comments about Canada's socialist left party crushing the conservative right in last night's provincial election.
Interesting times ahead in the west.
WGAF about GMO's?
quote:Originally posted by billhike:
WGAF about GMO's?
NM.
Believe it or not, I believe this is Canada's team, and we need to put Canada's team back on the map.
quote:Originally posted by VinT:
Believe it or not, I believe this is Canada's team, and we need to put Canada's team back on the map.
Wait a sec. All I've been hearing lately from MLSE is that the Raptors are Canada's team. Does Canada have two teams now? Or are they pulling a PT Barnum on us? They should have that etched in stone above the entrance to the ACC: "There's a sucker born every minute."
Oh come on.... He took the job because he gets April and May off.
Compared to other cities/countries, workers at O'Hare airport are rude, useless turds.
Agnes Moorehead is god
quote:Originally posted by billhike:
WGAF about GMO's?
Amen broder
quote:Originally posted by Merengue:quote:Originally posted by billhike:
WGAF about GMO's?
Amen broder
For one, the farmers who are having their livelihoods destroyed by Monsanto when Round-up ready wheat seeds drift in from farms using Monsanto seed, and take seed in their fields of non GMO wheat. Then Monsanto goes after them for growing the GMO that they have patented, that the farmers never asked for.... then it's a court battle against high paid Monsanto legal teams.... Those farmers probably give a fuck.
Ask the little soybean farmer they crushed in Bowman v. Monsanto.
Latest game of thrones episode... $#\% just got real
Caitlyn...
quote:Originally posted by billhike:
Caitlyn...
Sweet dreams, Bill.
At the end of the first round of this political debate, I will award three points to Mr. Kaine for an excellent nonspecific condemnation, plus one bonus point for blaming the previous government and another for successfully mutating the question to promote the party line. Mr. van de Poste gets a point for a firm rebuttal, but only two points for his condemnation, as he tried to inject an impartial and intelligent observation.
FIFA
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland (June 5, 2014):
With municipal and provincial elections on the go at the same time in Toronto/Ontario I think to two of my more favorite political quotes:
“There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man.”
"At the end of the first round of this political debate, I will award three points to Mr. Kaine for an excellent nonspecific condemnation, plus one bonus point for blaming the previous government and another for successfully mutating the question to promote the party line. Mr. van de Poste gets a point for a firm rebuttal, but only two points for his condemnation, as he tried to inject an impartial and intelligent observation.”
deja vu!
Hey it's one of my favorites after all, so once a year isn't bad! The guy does know how to turn a phrase...
A couple more:
“The safest course was actually the simplest-do nothing at all and hope everything turned out for the best. It wasn't a great plan, but it had the benefits of simplicity and a long tradition. ”
“Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer.”
A couple more:
“The safest course was actually the simplest-do nothing at all and hope everything turned out for the best. It wasn't a great plan, but it had the benefits of simplicity and a long tradition. ”
“Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer.”