The maestro says it's Mozart, but it sounds like bubble gum.
I would accept that as an axiom
Mmm...burritos...
Mmmm....Scarjo
No matter where you go...there you are.
I'm lost
I'm not a chicken, I'm a dog
The trick to dealing with her (wife or mother works) is to accept that she's right and you're wrong. If that is your starting position, negotiations for your surrender can progress rather smoothly.
You shouldn't kiss a girl when you're wearing that gun ... leaves a bruise.
The suction-cup speed boxing bag my wife put in my stocking for christmas is getting a lot of use this morning. From everyone in the office. Better than throwing staplers at the interns though. Neither hit back but less lawsuits from the boxing bag...
ohhh Robby, are you in need of a good offline?
quote:Originally posted by mangiare:
ohhh Robby, are you in need of a good offline?
Yes, yes I am!
Looking forward to the cage match between Odd Job and The Iron Sheik (aav vs. BigP) as well. I'm going to bring my own folding chair and table!
my only question becomes which villain are you going to break the folding chair over?
quote:Originally posted by vinoevelo:
my only question becomes which villain are you going to break the folding chair over?
No, I would just be a sh!t disturber and throw the chair in at an opportune time for either to use.
Gilooly.
its cold
How does a blind person know when to stop wiping?
quote:Originally posted by bdklein:
How does a blind person know when to stop wiping?
Well, if you were anywhere near them then they would never know. They could wipe a thousand times and still smell sh!t!
But it's all...warm and steamy.
See that, Crabtree? That's what you get!
Tyler Fitzgerald: You know what I need? I need a drink. There's some ice and stuff back there. Why don't you make us all some old fashioneds?
Ding Bell: "Old Fashioneds"? Do you think you oughta drink while you're flying?
Tyler Fitzgerald: Well stop kidding, will ya, and make us some drinks! You just press the button back there marked "booze". It's the only way to fly!
Ding Bell: "Old Fashioneds"? Do you think you oughta drink while you're flying?
Tyler Fitzgerald: Well stop kidding, will ya, and make us some drinks! You just press the button back there marked "booze". It's the only way to fly!
Thinking of a master plan
quote:Originally posted by vinoevelo:
Thinking of a master plan
The Well Part II?
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:quote:Originally posted by vinoevelo:
Thinking of a master plan
The Well Part II?
more Eric B. & Rakim.
75% of the US population like the smell of their own farts.
84% in Canada with the exchange rate.
You told your wife you took a Viagra? You're not supposed to do that. I think it's on the warning label.
How can bright people be so blind/led-by-emotion/incurious/accepting-without-investigation evidence-free allegations found to be highly improbable 21 years ago?
Punxsutawney Phil says six more weeks of winter.
Ditto... Staten Island Chuck!
Go Broncos.
quote:Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
Ditto... Staten Island Chuck!
And Etobicoke Ernie. Or maybe that was a raccoon I spotted.
Poooor Peyton
Omaha.ha.ha.ha.....
quote:Originally posted by sunnylea57:quote:Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
Ditto... Staten Island Chuck!
And EtobicokeErnieRobbie. Or maybe that wasa raccoonthe crack of an ass I spotted.
Sixty percent of the time it works every time.
It's snowing outside, and it looks great! Snow on the hedge, bushes, and trees. Looks like a Christmas card picture today.
The cold winter is slowing down invasive species like the pine beatle that are decimating forests.
The snow accumulation will provide moisture for farmer's crops in spring.
Whitefish spawn when there is ice coverage .
It's difficult to powder ski without snow.
Winter is good!
The cold winter is slowing down invasive species like the pine beatle that are decimating forests.
The snow accumulation will provide moisture for farmer's crops in spring.
Whitefish spawn when there is ice coverage .
It's difficult to powder ski without snow.
Winter is good!
quote:Originally posted by VinCentric:
It's snowing outside, and it looks great! Snow on the hedge, bushes, and trees. Looks like a Christmas card picture today.
The cold winter is slowing down invasive species like the pine beatle that are decimating forests.
The snow accumulation will provide moisture for farmer's crops in spring.
Whitefish spawn when there is ice coverage .
It's difficult to powder ski without snow.
Winter is good!
Bah, humbug!!
quote:Originally posted by VinCentric:
It's snowing outside, and it looks great! Snow on the hedge, bushes, and trees. Looks like a Christmas card picture today.
The cold winter is slowing down invasive species like the pine beatle that are decimating forests.
The snow accumulation will provide moisture for farmer's crops in spring.
Whitefish spawn when there is ice coverage .
It's difficult to powder ski without snow.
Winter is good!
if you need me... i'll be on the BX course....
I hear it's great for business