quote:Originally posted by snipes:
Oakland Raiders - Super Bowl Champions.
Cleveland Cavaliers - Super Bowl Champions.
Cleveland Cavaliers - Super Bowl Champions.
Cleveland Cavaliers - Super Bowl Champions.
no carbs
I got to use spurious and oeuvre in a conversation yesterday. I was very pleased.
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude"
duh
RIP Bruce High Quality.
yes, you are
It's your *MOM* dude!
Yardwork this week has yielded an epic sunglasses tan on my mug. My wife has been calling me "Rocky Raccoon." The song under the same name has been stuck in my head for 3 days...
Gee ain't it funny how time slips away...
"Our corporate cafeteria started doing a theme menu that was supposed to allow us to experience food from other cultures. A couple of weeks ago they served "Beef Vindaloo", because everyone knows how much the folks in India like to eat cows."
Brad Marchand > Sidney Crosby
"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober."
Gotta love Yeats
Gotta love Yeats
In the mood for an inverted Oreo cookie.
jb82...flip flops...Tim Tebow...Spurs in 7... 
I'm thirsty!
Does a sore thumb really stick out more than a regular thumb?
It's short, but really hard.
What I lack in size I make up for in speed and quickness.
It's not how long you make it...
It's how you make it long...
It's how you make it long...
Can you feel the love tonight?
It's not the wand, it's the magician.
Canadian Mayors.
quote:Originally posted by billhike:
Canadian Mayors.
+1
Miss Utah
About as random as it gets.
About as random as it gets.
quote:
I'm sorry, who is Nene Leakes?
quote:Originally posted by billhike:quote:Originally posted by wine+art:quote:
I'm sorry, who is Nene Leakes?
Sounds like it should be a porn name, but I'm not curious enough to look that up!
... I was thinking "it" needed a diaper.
For my 777th post: JACKPOT
"I didn't see your car cause it's black" says the lady who backed into my car.
quote:Originally posted by mangiare:
"I didn't see your car cause it's black" says the lady who backed into my car.
Yep...your fault for sure!
It was parked.
quote:Originally posted by mangiare:
"I didn't see your car cause it's black" says the lady who backed into my car.
Sounds racist.
She actually blamed the white cargo van that was parked in front of her house... 
quote:Originally posted by Wineplease:
For my 777th post: JACKPOT
Guess you better not post any more
Now on to 888
Beats the devil out of 666.
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
Beats the devil out of 666.
Think we all hit that one
Was it your frank, or your beans?
Same again bartender, and this time make sure the glasses are decently chilled.
"Only old women and fools see things half done."