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The pellet with the poison
is in the vessel with the pestle;
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true

BUT the chalice from the palace breaks.

So...

The flagon with the dragon
has the pellet with the poison
And the vessel with the pestle
has the brew that is true.
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Originally posted by winetarelli:
The pellet with the poison
is in the vessel with the pestle;
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true

BUT the chalice from the palace breaks.

So...

The flagon with the dragon
has the pellet with the poison
And the vessel with the pestle
has the brew that is true.



Man, I used to love Danny Kaye when I was a kid, especially in Hans Christian Andersen. Even today his humour remains funny, despite being amazingly clean and inoffensive. He was a great talent.
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Originally posted by Seaquam:
quote:
Originally posted by winetarelli:
The pellet with the poison
is in the vessel with the pestle;
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true

BUT the chalice from the palace breaks.

So...

The flagon with the dragon
has the pellet with the poison
And the vessel with the pestle
has the brew that is true.



Man, I used to love Danny Kaye when I was a kid, especially in Hans Christian Andersen. Even today his humour remains funny, despite being amazingly clean and inoffensive. He was a great talent.
The only thing I ever remember seeing of his was The Court Jester. My parents showed it to me when I was maybe 7 and that is about all I remember of the movie... but I loved it!
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Originally posted by winetarelli:

The only thing I ever remember seeing of his was The Court Jester. My parents showed it to me when I was maybe 7 and that is about all I remember of the movie... but I loved it!


Your parents raised you well, sir. Smile
In-custody Defendant: What time do we have to be back in court tomorrow?
Judge: Eight-thirty, for the plea.
Defendant: Damn, man, that's early! Ain'tcha got somethin' later?


Judge: You're going to need a safety net when you get out of treatment. What do you do for a living?
Defandant: I sell drugs.


Defendants say the darndest things. Roll Eyes

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