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I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh? The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. and Canada. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys and dounut shops had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.
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Originally posted by mneeley490:
I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh? The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. and Canada. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys and dounut shops had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.

"I was like a one-man force, like Charlton Heston in Omega Man. Did you see it? It was a beauty."
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Originally posted by mneeley490:
Devilish
"Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh? Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges."

"Don't get out of your car; your tires are insulators!"

"He hooked up our stereo, eh."
I don't really like that a Wine Spec mod removed my thread for no reason at all. Hello, are you reading this?

"home alarm system + monitoring" is a valid Wine Conversations posting as the said alarm and monitoring were designed to avoid the theft of wine. Is that not entirely on topic? Did I need to explain that?!?! Now, how about restoring my thread?

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