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The faster we go the rounder we get.

Trumped

A child of five would understand this. Quick, send someone to fetch a child of five.

Lets eat Grandpa.

Let's eat, Grandpa.

Punctuation saves lives.

Grandpa got run over by a reindeer ...

GIANTS!

49er's

Hey Pats, don't get your panties in a Bundchen. There's always next year!

is there a way to figure out

When God closes a door, he opens a dress.

Real name

Real name forever.

Real Names only on this site!

Woah, i think i drank too much port, i sees 2 of me

My name Jose Himenez [spell???] Old commedian.

I like eggs.

quote:

Originally posted by Rothko:
I like GREENeggs and ham.

fixed

quote:

Originally posted by Ed Bowers [i.e. FlWino]:
My name Jose Himenez [spell???] Old commedian.

Bill Dana

'One man's trash is another man's treasure'

Mango season!!

Its snowing in Tuscany.

Never get out of the boat.

quote:

Originally posted by winederlust:
Never get out of the boat.

Someone should have told Francesco Schettino that.

I'm not a big fan of capital punishment, but I hope he hangs.

I tripped, fell and landed in the lifeboat.

I swear.

Hey! You talkin' ta me?

The place where I come from is a small town
They think so small, they use small words
But not me, I'm smarter than that,
I worked it out
I'll be stretching my mouth to let those big words come right out

Happy VD, and not the STD

Sunny and 80 degrees

Pallet.

Palette.

Palate.

good afternoon

Why me?

It's great to be alive!

A horse is a horse , of course, of course...

Many ears, for many years, for Meniere's.

Mama, mia! That's a spicy meatballa!

The band laughed at that joke!(overheard at the Oscars)

You watched the Oscars? WHY?

quote:

Originally posted by Board-O:
You watched the Oscars? WHY?

Sometimes, a necessary evil in order to placate our female companions in life.

Bras are like women. They pinch and squeeze as well as hug you all around

The eagle has landed!