How do you know she is a witch?
I speak to the pompatus of love.
WTF is going on?
My wife said 'salsa' but I heard 'guacamole.'
I said, "I love you more than anything", and she heard "F%#k off, you're ruining my life".
(old joke).
(old joke).
Can you answer? Yes I can
But what would be the answer to the answer man?
But what would be the answer to the answer man?
The cooking lessons were going great until my wife walked in and caught me spatchcocking.
all we are is dust in the wind dude
It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.
nite nite Irene
The french fries are just a delivery system for the ketchup.
It's people like you what cause unrest.
GaGa DoDo
Why are you trying to be someone that you are not.
Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government.
I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I liked it and I don't know why I'll do it again!
Just destemed my first wine today. A blend wine with my personal vineyard Cab franc with purchased Pt syrah. I hope to enjoy the process and more greatly appreciate the winemakers that make great wine 
Parker ratf***ed us!
still 9.1%
Homogenize, decentralize - It's just a quirk!!!!
P. O. E. T. S.
Originally #39
Bye-bye, bunga bunga.
Washington state tears down the three tear system! 
Bye Joe Pa
Perry stepped in it...
Cain stepped on them...
Romney is treated like a stepchild...
What's the next step?
Cain stepped on them...
Romney is treated like a stepchild...
What's the next step?
quote:Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
Perry is very unstable (see Howard Dean)...
Cain is (allegedly) a sexual deviant...
Romney takes animatronics to a new level...
Who is the next runner-up?
"Oh, shoot, no."
"This ain't a day for quitting nothing."
"Glad I had my boots on 'cause I sure stepped in it tonight."
"This ain't a day for quitting nothing."
"Glad I had my boots on 'cause I sure stepped in it tonight."
We should use real names on the boards.
grow a beard lady....
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
Justin Boner
quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers [i.e. FlWino]:
Justin Boner
Huh,huh. He said boner.
quote:All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
When my father washed my mouth with soap for foul language, I got him back by farting bubbles.
If vegetarians are so intent on helping animals, why do they eat all of their food?
La nuit tous les chats sont gris.
Don't be walking around on your birthday with a face like you don't care. You look like a hooker pretending to be taking a leisurely stroll when police car drives by.