I miss Scooby Doo.
operator, give me the number to 911!
Does this look infected?
maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
spank my a$$ and call me charlie
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
I got a full house and four people died.
You got the wrong guy, I'm the Dude, man
it's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
I used to be conceited...now, I'm perfect.
He thinks it's a Schwinn!
Let go of my Eggo!
some say glass is half empty, others say its half full, I say the glass is to big and the pour is to small
Enchiladas make messy bookmarks.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.... (insert any other Beck lyrics here).
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.... (insert any other Beck lyrics here).
Suns out
this sucks more than anything has ever sucked before.
I"ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
It's grey in Seattle today. Sort of like yesterday only not quite as grey but maybe it just feels that way. Kind of reminds me of 2 days ago, but not quite if you know what I mean. If I had to compare it to any day, it would probably be closer to the weather we had 3 days ago, but maybe that's because it just felt more grey-ish that day.
Don't Taser me Bro!
fubar
Parkay.
It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
This tastes like ass, with a side of ass......
too much change is not a good thing, just ask the climate.
How do I send a private message?
Your mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles, it looks like she has a mouth full of dice.
your mother wears combat boots
quote:Originally posted by snipes:quote:Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.
One of my all time favorites! We must meet up one day gig.
I look forward to it.
quote:Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
One of the most original comedians of the past 25 years. I must have listened to I Have a Pony a thousand times.
quote:Originally posted by Icewino:
I have a mind like a steel trap
These pretzels are making me thristy.
quote:Originally posted by Wine Sparty:
These pretzels are making me thristy.
I just got back from Germany, and they served pretzels in lieu of bread. That statement was uttered a few times.
quote:Originally posted by gigabit:quote:Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
Agreed. Just seemed to fit the spirit of this thread.
Mocha on the mid-palate.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
she's my cherry pie!
"Oh Harold, I think you've been brainwashed. You're missing a very important point: marriage is not a basic fact of nature, it's an invention. It's like the infield fly rule; it exists only because the women say so, and like idiots we just go following right along."
"Push the button, Harold."
"Push the button, Harold."
The Canucks will win the Stanley Cup this year.