"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"
"You know what I am? I'm just a dog chasing cars."
"I wouldn't know what do do with one if I caught it!"
quote:Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.
That's what she said.
Gigondass,
You seem to be having an awful lot of input on this post.
You seem to be having an awful lot of input on this post.
The Dude abides.
quote:Originally posted by winederlust:
I didn't know you could fingerprint vomit.
You can't really dust for vomit.
quote:Originally posted by AZCat:
The Dude abides.
quote:Originally posted by theweb:
Asphincter says what?
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.
Spoonman, come together with your hands.
You guys are walking in slow motion?
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
quote:Originally posted by Gigond Ass:
"You know what I am? I'm just a dog chasing cars."
"Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I AM AN AGENT OF CHAOS."
I am using you am I amusing you.
Do you work alone or by yourself?
I've had a few wines from Cahors
and Fronsac that I thought were interesting for the price.
and Fronsac that I thought were interesting for the price.
The secret is in the sauce
Off to see the lizard
Algy met a bear
The bear was bulgy
The bulge was Algy.
The bear was bulgy
The bulge was Algy.
"I had a tough first job. It involved picking fly shit out of pepper with boxing gloves". Now that's tough!
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
"I had a tough first job. It involved picking fly shit out of pepper with boxing gloves". Now that's tough!
Dad warned you!
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
quote:Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.
One of my all time favorites! We must meet up one day gig.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
- Woody Allen
- Woody Allen
This one goes to 11.
You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
Speaking of that, my brother was at the club the other day, but we were out of fish.
Speaking of that, my brother was at the club the other day, but we were out of fish.
If the phone doesn't ring, it's me
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
i know you are but what am i? infinity!
I drink to make others more interesting.
We do respect her but we love to watch her strut.
I never answer a phone call because someone might be on the other line - actual quote by Freddy Couples.
Sit down Rodney. Keep your brains warm.
quote:Originally posted by KSC02:
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
If your nose runs and your feet smell....you're built upside down!
i had a son on 1-15-11 
The only thing I can't resist is temptation.
I thought I had erred once, but I was mistaken.
is it happy hour yet
This snowflake tastes like fishsticks.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.