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What exactly did you smoke today? Be specific.

I wish I would have installed a gas stove when I had the chance instead of chumping out with electric

This is the thread where MWG comes in and says something spot-on and profound. Get ready....

PH

You can't boil that water. It's already been boiled!

Response by an old guy to a query on how he's doing:
"Well, my semi-annual hard-on has now become my annual semi hard-on."

I don't want to get old.

Maple Leafs don't have a website 'cause they can't put 3 w's together in a row.

Do you walk to work or take a lunch?

dratcuf

The wet dog sweats by the fire.

What was the name of that dog on Rin Tin Tin?

That's the reason bees are dying.

Chix W/Dix

Every single issue boils down to Sex or Money..... and sometimes Both.

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Originally posted by KSC02's BIG Brother:

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Originally posted by guy david newhouse:
Every single issue boils down to Sex or Money..... and sometimes Both.

Have we met?

I know we have.

When does daylight savings begin?

This madness has to stop!!

ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!!

It's only a flesh wound.

Everyone call me Dragon from now on.

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Originally posted by Mimik:

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Originally posted by KSC02's BIG Brother:

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Originally posted by guy david newhouse:
Every single issue boils down to Sex or Money..... and sometimes Both.

Have we met?

I know we have.

KSC02 has a big brother?

His poor mother

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Originally posted by DoktaP:
His poor mother

Different fathers?

I never did mind the little things.

You know what 'they' say..... "Devil's in the details"

But 'they' also say, "Never sweat the small stuff. And it's all small stuff"

Hello young lovers

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Originally posted by wine+art:

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Originally posted by DoktaP:
His poor mother

Different fathers?

Different mammals.

That's gonna leave a mark.

Sympathy for the Devil

Just one more sip!

Please ignore this post


I know I certainly will.

My work is so fulfilling. Every time I bend over I get fulfilled.

Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.

Asphincter says what?

"Look, Babs. So many little eggies, and I'm still starving, and I'm going to eat them all before I go to sleepie"

anyone recognize the quote?

Hey, what do you guys think are the best "undiscovered" wine regions?

I didn't know you could fingerprint vomit.

If it was up your ass, you'd know where it was.

Were Canadians embarassed by Alpha Flight comics?