what day is it?
It sucks.
I've been bitten and smitten by a lady
and I do not want the cure...
and I do not want the cure...

on the way home
quote:Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
I've been bitten and smitten by a lady
and I do not want the cure...![]()
The only cure is more cowbell.
If you see Elvis today, wish him a happy 80th birthday.
This could be the one..... 

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!
If your nose runs and your feet smell.....you're built upside down!
I keep a 12-pack of Cherry Coke cans in my wine cellar at all times.
quote:Originally posted by sunnylea57:
I'd like to hear some f#^kin' Dixieland.
Preservation Hall Band
Je Suis Charlie
I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
I think my wife just killed a paper shredder.
On old Olympus towering top a Finn and German viewed some hops.
Broadsword calling Danny boy, we have it all. Over.
"Sure, Target owes me money, but I'm not worried. If they don't pay me I can write off the loss on my tax return, eh?" On CBC this morning. The "eh?" is verbatim. The rest is from memory.
rainy day
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the pouring rain
In the middle of the pouring rain
I'd rather laugh with the sinners
Than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun....
Only the good die young...
Thanks B Joel...
Than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun....
Only the good die young...
Thanks B Joel...
My right butt cheek is itchy.
Whose finger is this?
My glutes are shutting off.
Drink wine and look at the moon and think of all the civilisations the moon has seen passing by. - Omar Khayyam
According to my 4-year old son, mummies are just Zombies wrapped in toilet paper.
Everyday bears it's gift...just untie the ribbons.
its cold
...or a baby's arm holding an apple.
quote:Originally posted by VinT:
...or a baby's arm holding an apple.
Listening to The Tubes?
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
If your nose runs and your feet smell.....you're built upside down!
I like that!
Ice Dam
I went home with a waitress, like I usually do.
How was I to know, she was with the Russians, too?
How was I to know, she was with the Russians, too?
Sun TV 

That's funny VinT
They ALWAYS give a wind chill number on the weather, whether it's windy or not.
Why don't they report when the sun makes it feel warmer? Yesterday started at -20 C here (-4 F) but at noon, the sun was out, no wind and it was comfortable outside with no gloves, hat... a really nice day. Ambient temp was about -10 C or 14 F at noon, but felt about 0 C or 32 F, and quite nice.
Think I'd fall off my chair if I heard a weather reporter say 'It's - 5 outside but feels like +2 if you're in the sun.
Why don't they report when the sun makes it feel warmer? Yesterday started at -20 C here (-4 F) but at noon, the sun was out, no wind and it was comfortable outside with no gloves, hat... a really nice day. Ambient temp was about -10 C or 14 F at noon, but felt about 0 C or 32 F, and quite nice.
Think I'd fall off my chair if I heard a weather reporter say 'It's - 5 outside but feels like +2 if you're in the sun.
Akin to VinT.....Fox news
quote:Originally posted by VinT:
Sun TV![]()
Very appropos for this thread. Good riddance.
Nobody wants my sh*t. 
One of the great joys of life. Reading Dr. Seuss to my oldest grand son (just under three).
Rick
Rick
I doooo believe we're naked.
Blame is like energy, in that it cannot be destroyed, only changed or transferred.
quote:Originally posted by Bytown Rick:
One of the great joys of life. Reading Dr. Seuss to my oldest grand son (just under three).
Rick
Kinda reminds me of Peter Falk and the Princess Bride. One of the classic movies IMHO.
Road Trip
Llama drama: Llama's on the lam.
ice dams suck
quote:Originally posted by Parcival:
ice dams suck
Big time. Now have heaters along the roof edge and gutters to stave of recurrence.
quote:Originally posted by VinCentric:quote:Originally posted by Parcival:
ice dams suck
Big time. Now have heaters along the roof edge and gutters to stave of recurrence.
Do these things help? I have heard mixed reviews.
For this winter, we finally had to hire some folks to ax off the ice. On one corner of our house there was a 2.5 foot build up of ice (too high for us to rake off the snow). The expense equivalent of a bottle of Screaming Eagle with 3 guys and 6 hours later we can now see our roof. Definitely in planning mode for how to avoid this next year
quote:Originally posted by Parcival:quote:Originally posted by VinCentric:quote:Originally posted by Parcival:
ice dams suck
Big time. Now have heaters along the roof edge and gutters to stave of recurrence.
Do these things help? I have heard mixed reviews.
For this winter, we finally had to hire some folks to ax off the ice. On one corner of our house there was a 2.5 foot build up of ice (too high for us to rake off the snow). The expense equivalent of a bottle of Screaming Eagle with 3 guys and 6 hours later we can now see our roof. Definitely in planning mode for how to avoid this next year
my solar panels takes care of that
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:quote:Originally posted by Bytown Rick:
One of the great joys of life. Reading Dr. Seuss to my oldest grand son (just under three).
Rick
Kinda reminds me of Peter Falk and the Princess Bride. One of the classic movies IMHO.
Princess Bride is his mother's (my daughter's) favourite movie.
Rick
Soggy Honda Classic 

8k tax bill
oops, i dun fcked up somewhere
oops, i dun fcked up somewhere
Tuna gives me the hiccups
I think it's awesome when the government tells me what time it is.
lost sleep will get in back in November Tired till then
Lost an hour of sipping time! 

When did it start getting so dark at 6 am?
I've never been so happy to see 52 degrees on the thermometer outside our kitchen window
quote:Originally posted by Parcival:
I've never been so happy to see 52 degrees on the thermometer outside our kitchen window
I know, right?
Think the piano man left the forums
quote:Originally posted by FL Wino:
Think the piano man left the forums
waiting for me by the door huh?

nah, just don't have that many questions anymore. Learned enough to start exploring on my own.
I'd still ask specific pairing questions based on my inventory but I think 9 out of 10 responses would be B.S. so why bother.
Why buy a mattress anywhere else? Ding!
I am proactively against anything you may have to say simply on principal. Well and surliness.
A friend's kids just showed up at my door looking for their dad. He wasn't here. I gave then each a slice a pizza. They weren't expecting that.
I hate rain
I can't wait to get out of town,
name plus initial 

Foul! Not random but I guess this makes me guilty of the same LOL
quote:Originally posted by TPEwinedrinker:
name plus initial![]()
his name was robert paulson
quote:Originally posted by sarbuze:quote:Originally posted by TPEwinedrinker:
name plus initial![]()
his name was robert paulson
great movie
quote:Originally posted by TPEwinedrinker:quote:Originally posted by sarbuze:quote:Originally posted by TPEwinedrinker:
name plus initial![]()
his name was robert paulson
great movie
absolutely
MSU in final four
Final two also
Final two also
Poor ol' Jimmy Mcgill. Why does good luck never come his way?
Window blinds, while critical, are a total ripoff.
Venation Blind Laundry
I hate airlines and pretty much the whole "flying experience" 

I'd like a Trailer Park on corn please, and make it trashy.
quote:Originally posted by duckfaninmt:
I hate airlines and pretty much the whole "flying experience"![]()
Duck, let me know if you make it back to Minneapolis and we can do an offline at the club.
quote:Originally posted by mpls wine guy:quote:Originally posted by duckfaninmt:
I hate airlines and pretty much the whole "flying experience"![]()
Duck, let me know if you make it back to Minneapolis and we can do an offline at the club.
Will do! Been a loooooooong time... too long!
Board-O is now a Marlins fan!!!
Dinner's for suckers
Marriage is a racket! --Pete Campbell
It has been years since I visited the forums.
"50% of marriages result in divorce. The other 50 are miserable". --Johnny Carson
If I fart, I may shart.
This is way too awesome to be scary.
No bullshit: "They" have decided to build a large "wildlife" tunnel underneath the 101 Freeway connecting the Santa Monica Mountain Range to about 2000 feet from my back yard so that wild animals can roam more freely without getting hit by cars... and by "wildlife" of course, we explicitly mean mountain lions.
No bullshit: "They" have decided to build a large "wildlife" tunnel underneath the 101 Freeway connecting the Santa Monica Mountain Range to about 2000 feet from my back yard so that wild animals can roam more freely without getting hit by cars... and by "wildlife" of course, we explicitly mean mountain lions.
How many dollars per lion will this cost?
Terrible Twos
When in doubt, ask yourself why.
quote:Originally posted by Pianist718:
"50% of marriages result in divorce. The other 50 are miserable". --Johnny Carson
"10% of posters like me. The other 90% are just grumpy."-The Pianist.

Hooray! Hooray!
The first of May!
Outdoor screwing
Begins today!
The first of May!
Outdoor screwing
Begins today!
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Hooray! Hooray!
The first of May!
Outdoor screwing
Begins today!
LMAO!
May Pole dance
Stannis the Mannis
What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?!
What boxing match?
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Hooray! Hooray!
The first of May!
Outdoor screwing
Begins today!
Watch out. Our local newspaper reported today about a 40 year old fitness trainer and his 20 year old girlfriend [Good for him!!] who got arrested for having sex on the beach. They claimed she was just "dancing" on him as he was laying down, but apparently other beachgoers took video, so they were convicted by a jury in 15 minutes.
Since there was a child nearby on the beach, they were prosecuted as sex offenders.
The guy is now facing a maximum of 15 years. Since he has a prior drug conviction, he is a repeat offender and must serve the total sentence that he gets - no early release (pun intended) allowed.
quote:Originally posted by Rothko:
They claimed she was just "dancing" on him as he was laying down
That is hilarious.
Two random comments heard out of context at a hotel bar in Calgary today:
'I F-ing hate education! I've always F-ing hated eduction!'
'I remember the first time I got punched in the nose.'
Great to be back in Cow Town.
'I F-ing hate education! I've always F-ing hated eduction!'
'I remember the first time I got punched in the nose.'
Great to be back in Cow Town.
quote:Originally posted by JDWest:
Two random comments heard out of context at a hotel bar in Calgary today:
'I F-ing hate education! I've always F-ing hated eduction!'
'I remember the first time I got punched in the nose.'
Great to be back in Cow Town.
There had to be some comments about the C of red. Exciting overtime game last night.
quote:Originally posted by thelostverse:quote:Originally posted by JDWest:
Two random comments heard out of context at a hotel bar in Calgary today:
'I F-ing hate education! I've always F-ing hated eduction!'
'I remember the first time I got punched in the nose.'
Great to be back in Cow Town.
There had to be some comments about the C of red. Exciting overtime game last night.
There were. But not nearly as many as the amount of comments about Canada's socialist left party crushing the conservative right in last night's provincial election.
quote:There were. But not nearly as many as the amount of comments about Canada's socialist left party crushing the conservative right in last night's provincial election.
Interesting times ahead in the west.
WGAF about GMO's?
quote:Originally posted by billhike:
WGAF about GMO's?
NM.
Believe it or not, I believe this is Canada's team, and we need to put Canada's team back on the map.
quote:Originally posted by VinT:
Believe it or not, I believe this is Canada's team, and we need to put Canada's team back on the map.
Wait a sec. All I've been hearing lately from MLSE is that the Raptors are Canada's team. Does Canada have two teams now? Or are they pulling a PT Barnum on us? They should have that etched in stone above the entrance to the ACC: "There's a sucker born every minute."
Oh come on.... He took the job because he gets April and May off.
Compared to other cities/countries, workers at O'Hare airport are rude, useless turds.
Agnes Moorehead is god
quote:Originally posted by billhike:
WGAF about GMO's?
Amen broder
quote:Originally posted by Merengue:quote:Originally posted by billhike:
WGAF about GMO's?
Amen broder
For one, the farmers who are having their livelihoods destroyed by Monsanto when Round-up ready wheat seeds drift in from farms using Monsanto seed, and take seed in their fields of non GMO wheat. Then Monsanto goes after them for growing the GMO that they have patented, that the farmers never asked for.... then it's a court battle against high paid Monsanto legal teams.... Those farmers probably give a fuck.
Ask the little soybean farmer they crushed in Bowman v. Monsanto.
Latest game of thrones episode... $#\% just got real
Caitlyn...
quote:Originally posted by billhike:
Caitlyn...
Sweet dreams, Bill.
At the end of the first round of this political debate, I will award three points to Mr. Kaine for an excellent nonspecific condemnation, plus one bonus point for blaming the previous government and another for successfully mutating the question to promote the party line. Mr. van de Poste gets a point for a firm rebuttal, but only two points for his condemnation, as he tried to inject an impartial and intelligent observation.
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland (June 5, 2014):
With municipal and provincial elections on the go at the same time in Toronto/Ontario I think to two of my more favorite political quotes:
“There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man.”
"At the end of the first round of this political debate, I will award three points to Mr. Kaine for an excellent nonspecific condemnation, plus one bonus point for blaming the previous government and another for successfully mutating the question to promote the party line. Mr. van de Poste gets a point for a firm rebuttal, but only two points for his condemnation, as he tried to inject an impartial and intelligent observation.”
deja vu!
Hey it's one of my favorites after all, so once a year isn't bad! The guy does know how to turn a phrase...
A couple more:
“The safest course was actually the simplest-do nothing at all and hope everything turned out for the best. It wasn't a great plan, but it had the benefits of simplicity and a long tradition. ”
“Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer.”
A couple more:
“The safest course was actually the simplest-do nothing at all and hope everything turned out for the best. It wasn't a great plan, but it had the benefits of simplicity and a long tradition. ”
“Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer.”
Now, here's a little story I've got to tell
About three bad brothers you know so well...
About three bad brothers you know so well...
Teledildonics
I was just in a meeting where that word was used in a sentence. Seriously. My mind:
I was just in a meeting where that word was used in a sentence. Seriously. My mind:

What kind of meeting were you in? Did you record it in case you need it as evidence?
quote:Originally posted by sunnylea57:
What kind of meeting were you in? Did you record it in case you need it as evidence?
WiFi and data usage increases on a macro level. If Teledildonics ever takes up a measurable portion of the wifi spectrum and data usage we will all have bigger issues!
On a separate note, I was just scratching my beard and gave myself a beard splinter. I've got a sizable splinter in my index finger which is a piece of hair and I'm going to need tweezers to get it out. Hurts just like a wood one.
If that isn't random I don't know WHAT is.
If that isn't random I don't know WHAT is.
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
On a separate note, I was just scratching my beard and gave myself a beard splinter. I've got a sizable splinter in my index finger which is a piece of hair and I'm going to need tweezers to get it out. Hurts just like a wood one.
If that isn't random I don't know WHAT is.
Been there myself...
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Teledildonics
Pretty sure he runs the zamboni at moss park. I think he's from a Baltic state or something. We always throw him a beer after the game, nice enough guy.
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Hurts just like a wood one.
That's what she said.
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
On a separate note, I was just scratching my beard and gave myself a beard splinter. I've got a sizable splinter in my index finger which is a piece of hair and I'm going to need tweezers to get it out. Hurts just like a wood one.
Talk to anyone who cuts hair for a living and they will tell you how painful short, sharp slivers of hair can be. And the painful places they embed themselves.
Does it feel like stomach flu or food poisoning? Or is it both?
The tip for the day is ------ tip
How long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
If a fart is both quiet and not smelly, is it really still a fart?
True conversation today:
Guy on Phone: Do I have a warrant?
Me: (looking it up on computer) Yes.
GoP: Why?
Me: You were convicted of a drug offense 5 months ago, sentenced to begin 90 days in drug treatment, and you never went.
GoP: So, they issued a warrant for that?
Guy on Phone: Do I have a warrant?
Me: (looking it up on computer) Yes.
GoP: Why?
Me: You were convicted of a drug offense 5 months ago, sentenced to begin 90 days in drug treatment, and you never went.
GoP: So, they issued a warrant for that?
if a tree falls any noise etc.
When I first started on the site last month, I saw all the posts that started with TN. I thought to myself for a few days, there are a lot of people from Tennessee on this board.

My on and off again girlfriend is working on a new CW network show this week. Those in the SD crew who have met her would agree it's a show she has been practicing her whole life for. It's called "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
quote:Originally posted by Michael Y.:
When I first started on the site last month, I saw all the posts that started with TN. I thought to myself for a few days, there are a lot of people from Tennessee on this board.
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What wrong with people from Tennessee?
quote:Originally posted by BOMBA503:
My on and off again girlfriend is working on a new CW network show this week. Those in the SD crew who have met her would agree it's a show she has been practicing her whole life for. It's called "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
LOL! I'm sure she will do a great job!
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:quote:Originally posted by Michael Y.:
When I first started on the site last month, I saw all the posts that started with TN. I thought to myself for a few days, there are a lot of people from Tennessee on this board.
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What wrong with people from Tennessee?
No, they are great people.
And I love the Orange the Vol's fans wear....they can wear it to the game on Friday...hunting on Saturdays...and the rest of the week when they are picking up trash along the side of the road

After reading the latest batch of new wine email offerings I've decided I'm changing my name to "IonlyDrink100pters".
Thunder
Son: "Do you like to eat potato chips while sitting on the toilet"
Yo-ho, yo-ho, the terrible Captain Hook
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Just meet Cameron Hughes at the Costco in Carlsbad. Was a very nice and personable guy.
Batten Down the Hatches
SC NC VA NJ
SC NC VA NJ
It's Chinatown Jake
quote:Originally posted by FL Wino:
Batten Down the Hatches
SC NC VA NJ
They are battened down.
Well, batten them down again! We'll teach those hatches! --BB
I feel like I have so much to say, but don't know where to start. 16.
quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:quote:Originally posted by FL Wino:
Batten Down the Hatches
SC NC VA NJ
They are battened down.
Well, batten them down again! We'll teach those hatches! --BB
Nevermind
we should all be so geneeous
quote:Originally posted by g-man:
we should all be so geneeous
Dude, don't you know anything? It's geeneuses!
Surfed out after 3 weeks straight. East Coast was firing!
First post
Dang, it got dark early today.
So the computer hacker group "Anonymous" is going after ISIL. I'll bet those aren't the 72 virgins they were expecting.
quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
So the computer hacker group "Anonymous" is going after ISIL. I'll bet those aren't the 72 virgins they were expecting.
Ouch but funny

quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
So the computer hacker group "Anonymous" is going after ISIL. I'll bet those aren't the 72 virgins they were expecting.
Thanks; best laugh in a few days!
quote:Originally posted by VinCentric:quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
So the computer hacker group "Anonymous" is going after ISIL. I'll bet those aren't the 72 virgins they were expecting.
Thanks; best laugh in a few days!
LOL! Awesome.
late night??
From Big Night " sometimes the spaghetti, she likes to be by herself". Classic Stanley Tucci.
Love it Dok
quote:Originally posted by mangiare:
Love it Dok
+1
I need to revisit this film.
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
From Big Night " sometimes the spaghetti, she likes to be by herself". Classic Stanley Tucci.
One of my favorite films.

People who have first names 3 or more syllables long must chose a one or two syllable nickname they find acceptable. It has been decreed.
Gingerbread Hell
You'll shoot your eye out kid
quote:Originally posted by vinoevelo:
You'll shoot your eye out kid
Nothing better than a Red Ryder Dual Action Carbine 200-shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time.
Is there sunshine somewhere?
Not in Florida since Tuesday
Not in Florida since Tuesday
"Hello!". That's me talking to the Taliban.
I wish I owned Pandora.
quote:Originally posted by VinT:
I wish I ownedPandoraPanerai

quote:Originally posted by wine+art:quote:Originally posted by VinT:
I wish I ownedPandoraPanerai
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Ha! Good one. Wonder which prints money faster?
Just found a glass in my office that had had a good sized tipple of Crown Royal Northern Rye in it from just before Christmas under a pile of papers (don't judge me). It was totally dry with a tobacco coloured stain on the inside from the evaporation (probably almost 2 oz).
I just put a splash of water in the glass to re-hydrate it and see if it would still taste like rye.
It didn't.

I just put a splash of water in the glass to re-hydrate it and see if it would still taste like rye.
It didn't.

Today I got an email offer for a wine given 98 points by Suckling! I responded it must be pretty good as his scores start at 97

Does this effectively hide my thunder?
quote:Originally posted by BOMBA503:
My on and off again girlfriend is working on a new CW network show this week. Those in the SD crew who have met her would agree it's a show she has been practicing her whole life for. It's called "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
Run, Bomba, RUN!
It's cold here. May need long pants.
quote:Originally posted by FL Wino:
It's cold here. May need long pants.
I was out in shorts and a golf shirt at 8 AM
Was 'politely escorted' out of our job site trailer today by a bunch of heavily armed federal agents. We were directly adjacent to the event but they didn't even know we were in there until one of our guys couldn't hold a poop anymore and came out looking for shitter 

quote:Originally posted by FL Wino:
It's cold here. May need long pants.
You must have the same weather as Toronto. If it continues, golfing next week.
Hello Everyone!
Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day. Phooey.
You boys like Mexico!!! Yeeehawww
Hockey Night in America.
Manning
Gong Hey Fat Choy
I see the Scalia thread is dust
Guess folks could not behave
Guess folks could not behave

quote:Originally posted by FL Wino:
I see the Scalia thread is dust
Guess folks could not behave
What Scalia thread? What did it say?
