quote:Originally posted by snipes:
Oakland Raiders - Super Bowl Champions.
Cleveland Cavaliers - Super Bowl Champions.
Cleveland Cavaliers - Super Bowl Champions.
Cleveland Cavaliers - Super Bowl Champions.
no carbs
I got to use spurious and oeuvre in a conversation yesterday. I was very pleased.
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude"
duh
RIP Bruce High Quality.
yes, you are
It's your *MOM* dude!
Yardwork this week has yielded an epic sunglasses tan on my mug. My wife has been calling me "Rocky Raccoon." The song under the same name has been stuck in my head for 3 days...
Gee ain't it funny how time slips away...
"Our corporate cafeteria started doing a theme menu that was supposed to allow us to experience food from other cultures. A couple of weeks ago they served "Beef Vindaloo", because everyone knows how much the folks in India like to eat cows."
Brad Marchand > Sidney Crosby
"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober."
Gotta love Yeats
Gotta love Yeats
In the mood for an inverted Oreo cookie.
jb82...flip flops...Tim Tebow...Spurs in 7... 
I'm thirsty!
Does a sore thumb really stick out more than a regular thumb?
It's short, but really hard.
What I lack in size I make up for in speed and quickness.
It's not how long you make it...
It's how you make it long...
It's how you make it long...
Can you feel the love tonight?
It's not the wand, it's the magician.
Canadian Mayors.
quote:Originally posted by billhike:
Canadian Mayors.
+1
Miss Utah
About as random as it gets.
About as random as it gets.
quote:
I'm sorry, who is Nene Leakes?
quote:Originally posted by billhike:quote:Originally posted by wine+art:quote:
I'm sorry, who is Nene Leakes?
Sounds like it should be a porn name, but I'm not curious enough to look that up!
... I was thinking "it" needed a diaper.
For my 777th post: JACKPOT
"I didn't see your car cause it's black" says the lady who backed into my car.
quote:Originally posted by mangiare:
"I didn't see your car cause it's black" says the lady who backed into my car.
Yep...your fault for sure!
It was parked.
quote:Originally posted by mangiare:
"I didn't see your car cause it's black" says the lady who backed into my car.
Sounds racist.
She actually blamed the white cargo van that was parked in front of her house... 
quote:Originally posted by Wineplease:
For my 777th post: JACKPOT
Guess you better not post any more
Now on to 888
Beats the devil out of 666.
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
Beats the devil out of 666.
Think we all hit that one
Was it your frank, or your beans?
Same again bartender, and this time make sure the glasses are decently chilled.
"Only old women and fools see things half done."
I hate Southwest Airlines 
Oh Harold, I think you've been brainwashed. You're missing a very important point: marriage is not a basic fact of nature, it's an invention. It's like the infield fly rule; it exists only because the women say so, and like idiots we just go following right along.
I've been told I can be an asshole (debatable). Is it my fault if most people are idiots?
Did you hear Pearl Jam's new album drops in October?
Did you hear Pearl Jam's new album drops in October?
My head butler has been doing a very poor job at picking up my pistachio shells I keep throwing on the floor, but damn I smell good.
I used to be conceited. Now, I'm perfect.
All-Star break...that means FOOTBALL is right around the corner! 
What is wrong with the next generation?
Wi Tu Lo
quote:Originally posted by mangiare:
What is wrong with the next generation?
Their parents!
You may be on to something. Entitled, lack of serious work ethic, entitled.
Finally! The 1st tombstone at my new shop. Way too long in coming... Here's to many many more!
C'mon man posts that really don't say anything bug me. 
rain
quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers [i.e. FlWino]:
rain
water
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers [i.e. FlWino]:
rain
water
runoff
Mud
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Mud
Guard
Duty
Honor
Thy
Neighbor's wife
standing in security at LaGuardia today, woman in front of me was showing too much "crack" for my (or perhaps anyone's tastes). And, her tattoo looked as if a bat was growing out of her ass. A little traumatized
quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
Neighbor's wife
Covet
As a married man, I've realized there are two road I can be on: one road leads to sex; the other road leads away from sex.
Here's to the road!
Here's to the road!
quote:Originally posted by Jabe11:
As a married man, I've realized there are two road I can be on: one road leads to sex; the other road leads away from sex.
Here's to the road!
As a man who's met your wife, I say carry on. Your priorities are entirely correct!
Can't sleep
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me..
Than a frontal lobotomy!
Than a frontal lobotomy!
Orange is the New Black.
quote:Originally posted by wine+art:
Orange is the New Black.
So you're saying you're hankering for a 'classsic' orange suit?
Whoops, wrong thread.
August already [close]
Putin scares me.
Bedtime for Brezhnev.
quote:Originally posted by KSC02:quote:Originally posted by wine+art:
Orange is the New Black.
So you're saying you're hankering for a 'classsic' orange suit?
There will be a season two.
Ouga chaka, ouga ouga ouga chaka
Now try to get that song out of your head.
Now try to get that song out of your head.
It's a small world after all....
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future".
-Yogi Berra
-Yogi Berra
quote:Originally posted by VinT:
Fifteen-tonne fatberg
What was Rush Limbaugh doing in a London sewer?
What we have here
Reince Priebus is on "Morning Joe" at 8 AM...
I NEED A DRINK...BAD!
I NEED A DRINK...BAD!
champagne earned always tastes better than champagne bought - dude - just ask Kimi!
Threads about politics.
i will add Rob lost his spread ;-)
quote:Originally posted by g-man:
i will add Rob lost his spread ;-)
+1
Another thread bites the dust
Some one should start a website called WWW.DELETEDWSFORUMPOSTS.COM where we can actively archive and continue threads that were deleted here.
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:
Some one should start a website called WWW.DELETEDWSFORUMPOSTS.COM where we can actively archive and continue threads that were deleted here.
Yeah! No holds barred, the Octagon of anonymous forum posts.
I hate all you nazi-like KKK/NRA members!
quote:Originally posted by DoubleD:quote:Originally posted by Mimik:
Some one should start a website called WWW.DELETEDWSFORUMPOSTS.COM where we can actively archive and continue threads that were deleted here.
Yeah! No holds barred, the Octagon of anonymous forum posts.
How long till we get to "You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain!"
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:
Some one should start a website called WWW.DELETEDWSFORUMPOSTS.COM where we can actively archive and continue threads that were deleted here.
I was looking for entertainment tonight and could not find THE THREAD. Did The Moderator delete it?
quote:Originally posted by Merengue:quote:Originally posted by Mimik:
Some one should start a website called WWW.DELETEDWSFORUMPOSTS.COM where we can actively archive and continue threads that were deleted here.
I was looking for entertainment tonight and could not find THE THREAD. Did The Moderator delete it?
Regrettably, yes.
mr Taylor has little tolerance for moderate but heated discourse.
Jane, you ignorant $lut...
quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
Jane, you ignorant $lut...
One of my favorite skits.
quote:Originally posted by SD-Wineaux:quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
Jane, you ignorant $lut...
One of my favorite skits.
A classic line, no doubt; Aykroyd was a Tour de force on that show. Favorite SNL skits would be a good thread.
Arrr, happy Talk Like a Pirate Day !
quote:Originally posted by VinT:
Arrr, happy Talk Like a Pirate Day !
Now a days it's more like: Istaag ama waan ku tooganayaa! Imissa qof baa saran markabkan? Jibaha dhulka dhig! Gacmaha madaxa saar…
Bang.
In case you were wondering, that's Somali for;
"Stop or I will shoot! How many men on your boat? Get on your knees and put your hands behind you head."
Bang.
"Stop or I will shoot! How many men on your boat? Get on your knees and put your hands behind you head."
Bang.
That's what the Russians do.
I've heard stories that captured Somali pirates have a way of "disappearing" off of Russian ships.
I've heard stories that captured Somali pirates have a way of "disappearing" off of Russian ships.
Matt Kramer....I'm here.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Raise the Jolly Roger!
Could be. I kill a lot of people.
I don't pop Molly I rock Tom Ford
Blue moon Belgian white
quote:Originally posted by Parcival:
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
From the same (great) movie), "He's only partly dead".
'Do you know a man called Bucho?'
Close enough for hand grenades, and government work.
Get used to disappointment.
quote:Originally posted by Dave Mci:
What we have here
... is a faillllllllure to communicate
I'm a man with means by no means
quote:Originally posted by patespo1:
I don't pop Molly I rock Tom Ford
Piss Bordeaux and Burgundies, flush out a Riesling
"You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?"
"Here I am... Stuck in the middle with you"
quote:Originally posted by redknife:
Blue moon Belgian white
I just realized this was meant to be in the beer thread
quote:Originally posted by redknife:quote:Originally posted by redknife:
Blue moon Belgian white
I just realized this was meant to be in the beer thread
Well it WAS totally random and off-topic so...
Tell me what you eat/drink, and I will tell you what you are.
One more goal please and Adios Mexico
quote:Originally posted by Merengue:
One more goal please and Adios Mexico
Not yet...
We plunged into the cornucopia, quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice.
Be on guard. This place is full of vultures. Vultures everywhere.
Easy come and easy go
Easy left me a long time ago
Easy left me a long time ago
quote:Originally posted by snipes:
Easy come and easy go
Easy left me a long time ago
That's completely random and off topic...
"That is not my dog."
RIP
RIP
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
"That is not my dog."
RIP
+1.
'In India, we do not think who we are, we know who we are'...(The Party)
Congrats to the Red Sox.. 
If you find the golden truffle ticket in your wine delivery next week, we will send you a White Truffle. Suck on that Wonka.
I actually did smoke crack - SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
quote:Originally posted by vinoevelo:
If you find the golden truffle ticket in your wine delivery next week, we will send you a White Truffle. Suck on that Wonka.
How do I get one of those deliveries?
I'm very important. I have many leatherbound books and my house smells of rich mahogany.
quote:Originally posted by Vino Bevo:
I'm very important. I have many leatherbound books and my house smells of rich mahogany.
Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish
"I did not have sex with that woman"
Communism. Seems so quaint now, doesn't it?
Just because it is old does not mean it is better. It just means it is old.
Winter is coming.
quote:Originally posted by wineismylife:
Just because it is old does not mean it is better. It just means it is old.
I agree.
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
"I did not have sex with that woman"
all depends on how you define "sex" and what the word "is" means
Just because it costs a lot does not mean it is great. It just means it costs a lot.
quote:Originally posted by Parcival:quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
"I did not have sex with that woman"
all depends on how you define "sex" and what the word "is" means
You might also need to define "woman"
I love crack. Cracky, crack, crack. Here it goes down, down into my lungs...
Wine of the year.
Whine of the year.
If I try crack will I be mayor?
Crack is whack
No matter how many times I see Skyfall it remains meh.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
Someone left the window of opportunity open all night and now there's a big puddle of rainwater on the floor.
Go Riders!
"I don't do ___, maybe a year ago "
Rider Pride:
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: I got no eye deer. (say it out loud with your best hillbilly accent)
A: I got no eye deer. (say it out loud with your best hillbilly accent)
The past, present and future walked into a bar together.
It was tense
It was tense
"I get all I can eat at home"
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
"I get all I can eat at home"
Do I get a prize for correctly guessing who said that?
quote:Originally posted by Bruce Hayes:quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
"I get all I can eat at home"
Do I get a prize for correctly guessing who said that?
You crack me up.
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:quote:Originally posted by Bruce Hayes:quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
"I get all I can eat at home"
Do I get a prize for correctly guessing who said that?
You crack me up.
Only when I'm in a drunken stupour.
Touche
He is good for the economy.
We have to keep our QB clean
quote:Originally posted by mangiare:quote:
Your catering services were excellent Saturday past!! Enjoyed it.
Thanks Mimik - I'm sure the company wasn't too shabby either.
Happy Birthday to my daughter Randi
Labia minora are not Hanukkah paraphernalia
quote:Originally posted by winetarelli:
Labia minora are not Hanukkah paraphernalia
Somebody is obviously bored.
I had a virgin once. I had to fly to Guatemala for her. She was blind in one eye and had a stuffed alligator that said "Welcome to Miami Beach."
Chuck Norris was never a virgin. Ever.
Food Poisoning sucks. Well no, actually it blows.
If you ever are at risk of getting it, don't have red wine that day. It will make cleaning the floors, walls, dresser and ceiling (yes ceiling) easier.
If you ever are at risk of getting it, don't have red wine that day. It will make cleaning the floors, walls, dresser and ceiling (yes ceiling) easier.
Name Change Game
I'm starting to get excited!
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Food Poisoning sucks. Well no, actually it blows.
If you ever are at risk of getting it, don't have red wine that day. It will make cleaning the floors, walls, dresser and ceiling (yes ceiling) easier.
Yikes. Any particular restaurant we should stay the hell away from?
Geaucastel!
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Food Poisoning sucks. Well no, actually it blows.
If you ever are at risk of getting it, don't have red wine that day. It will make cleaning the floors, walls, dresser and ceiling (yes ceiling) easier.
So terribly sorry, Rob. I had this in a hotel a couple of years ago and called my wife about 3 AM after 24 hours non-stop and told her I was going to go to the hospital if this did not ease up within the next hour.
I remember just sitting on a cold hotel bathroom floor with towels wrapped over me waiting for the next round to start again. I left an $100 bill on the dresser which was not enough in hindsight.
quote:Originally posted by VinT:quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Food Poisoning sucks. Well no, actually it blows.
If you ever are at risk of getting it, don't have red wine that day. It will make cleaning the floors, walls, dresser and ceiling (yes ceiling) easier.
Yikes. Any particular restaurant we should stay the hell away from?
It was (my body tells me) the tomato & onion jam from a filet mignon deconstructed salad at a restaurant I've been to many times which has never been bad to me. They must have bought the onion preserves from the cronut place that got hundreds sick at the CNE this year...
Everytime you buy a bottle of burgundy, the Terroirist wins.
Even babies raised by wolves know exactly when they've been used.
Oh the weather outside is frightful,
All you need is love
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Baby, it's cold outside...
Yeah, not bad for a City College boy. I bought my way in, now all these Ivy league schmucks are sucking my his my kneecaps.
I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!
Just because i'm an idiot it doesn't mean i'm stupid.
duh.
duh.
I'm not as dumb as I look.
I clearly have a case of affluenza
Any cure for poorluenza
"Let 'em eat cake!"
a pregnant lady in zombie land?
-trying to catch up on "The Walking Dead" and this wrinkle threw me for a loop
-trying to catch up on "The Walking Dead" and this wrinkle threw me for a loop
Rob Ford apologized.... again 
Keef's phlegmy cackle of a laugh always brings joy to my heart.
I like the word idiom.
Think of how stupid the average person is.....then realize half of them are stupider than that --- George Carlin