Say Something Completely Random And Off Topic

quote:

Originally posted by DoktaP:
Where the H did the "h" disappear?

I was referring to way it was written in post in the TN section on the 2008 Pegau!

I know. It was supposed to be a joke

I'm new here...

Hello, I'm Smoketoomuch...

Need is not a claim on someone else's life

ate too much. Atkins Diet

Burp!

.

"That was a long time ago, of course, but, at the time, it felt just like the present"

Amanda Bellows was hot

Finale dahoam? My nerves are down at halftime.

I am not looking forward to the next three weeks. I AM looking forward to the three weeks after that.

One cannot believe people are comparing Rupert Murdoch to Satan. Yes, he's evil, but he's not as bad as Rupert Murdoch.

The last thing I'd want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.

Soccer overload

Today in court:
"...What's more, the defendant is alleged to have possessed a gun during this burglary."

"That ain't true! Cops never found my gun!"

I'm moving to Jamaica on Monday

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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
One cannot believe people are comparing Rupert Murdoch to Satan. Yes, he's evil, but he's not as bad as Rupert Murdoch.

quote:

Originally posted by cuffthis:
I'm moving to Jamaica on Monday

for the sunsets I presume.

met Sparky Marquis at a Mollydooker tasting tonight

go to shake his hand, but he sticks out his LEFT hand

because Mollydooker = Australian slang for left-handed

= The Mollydooker Shake

I hate M&A's announced at 5:00 on a Friday. You just tipped the week-end from overly busy into totally ruined.

I feel like Nancy Kerrigan-ing that CEO.

"Why?!?"

"Because you couldn't wait until Monday morning you lout!"

And it's patio weather too. That makes it both knees.

It is no longer gin-o'clock...

“The thing about quotes on the Internet is you cannot confirm their validity.” - Abraham Lincoln

A broom is drearily sweeping,
up the pieces of yesterday's life...

Overheard yesterday in an Asian market, as a female Asian customer was yelling at an Asian store clerk who apparently was not of the same ethnicity:

"What the matter you!? Why you no speak English!?"

Ahhh, what was the question again?

what time

Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.

Half my life is over and I have nothing to show for it. Nothing. I'am thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper. I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage.

This is my most holy, sacrosanct posting. In God we trust.

I hate the outdoors. When I go out into the sun, I get the herpes.

quote:

Originally posted by Jasong:
I hate the outdoors. When I go out into the sun, I get the herpes.

Sad times... You should get that checked out though, I heard it spreads.

The gift that keeps on giving.

I'm with the Muppets.

Death Penalty??

Hang 'em high!

Inverted Oreo cookie summer pool party.

Better hurry it up. I'm in dutch with the wife.

9FJGnwICSwdvs5uLfCie

Pull my finger.

Brain fart!

Q: What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A: Fart- it can go through your pants without making a hole!

If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing....

138 islands in Bermuda
17,000 in Indonesia

"It's those 27-year-old sommeliers who say, 'I'm bored with Napa Cabernets.' Bored! At 27 years old! How can they be bored at that age?"

Ballers

"Never have so many, suffered so much, so so few, could be so happy."

If it keeps on raining levee's going to break...

A chair is still a chair, even though there's no one sitting there

"A man wrapped up in himself makes a small package indeed."

quote:

Originally posted by Darcy:
This is my most holy, sacrosanct posting. In God we trust.

All others pay cash.

New car ad today " Includes lighting" You mean lights are an option?

I really wish posters in this thread would stay off topic. Is that too much to ask??

quote:

Originally posted by VinT:
I really wish posters in this thread would stay off topic. Is that too much to ask??

If I post a Smiley Face, then I am staying on topic, which would clearly be wrong.

Goooooooooooooool

'One man's trash is another man's treasure'

Stay on topic damn it!

what is the topic. I forgot

Robert Taylor is quick and on the ball.

Remember....

I forgot

quote:

Originally posted by Ed Bowers [i.e. FlWino]:
I forgot

On this day, don't ever forget...

quote:

Originally posted by jburman82:
'One man's trash is another man's treasure'

Hey, one man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

Not funny...
Thanks SD

I'm done with wine.

OK, Mitt, how you gonna get your foot out of your mouth?

R.I.P. Prof Sid Watkins. You improved our sport! Thank you

Off to the LCBO to exchange 10 bottles of gifted crap and 2 corked bottles for something good!

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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Off to the LCBO to exchange 10 bottles of gifted crap and 2 corked bottles for something good!

I love doing that! Got a stash of crap that will be going back soon.

quote:

Originally posted by Ed Bowers [i.e. FlWino]:
R.I.P. Prof Sid Watkins. You improved our sport! Thank you

HUGE +1.

feeling a bit queezy and gassy this morning.

Bright sunshine makes me sneeze.

What is this wet stuff falling from the Texas sky?

I'm done with _____ wine.

beer

47%, Mitt? Really?

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
47%, Mitt? Really?

Yep really, and unfortunately he is dead right.

Give Mitt a break.....It's hard to say something intelligent with BOTH feet in your mouth.

Biden has same problem

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
Give Mitt a break.....It's hard to say something intelligent with BOTH feet in your mouth.

What's your excuse? Oh that's right; you are one of those who owe their livelihood to the government.

Red meat isn't unhealthy. Fuzzy, green meat is unhealthy.

Commission... What a concept. I only get paid for what I accomplish and produce...

Getting paid not to work once again. Nice. Annoying. PITA...

getting paid as a farmer not to raise crops is even better

None shall sleep, none shall sleep. Even you, o Princess in your cold room.

Watch the stars, that tremble with love and with hope.

Vanish, o night! Set, stars! Set, stars! At dawn, I will win! I will win! I will win!

Glad us Viking got here before Chris

"I do not recognize the authority of this court over me..."
Clink, clink, went the 'cuffs.

If I am going to be drowned... if I am going to be drowned...why, in the name of the seven mad gods who rule the sea was I allowed to come thus far and contemplate the sand and trees? Was I brought here merely to have my nose dragged away as I was about to nibble the sacred cheese of life?

"And the winner is........."

Tattoo Temple '13

The Republicans want to shoot me and the Dems are exploiting me.

Can't a yellow bird have some peace-

Big Bird

ARRRR-GOOOOOS!!!!

Go Argos Go

Go Roughriders....

Wait, Ottawa doesn't have a team anymore....

.....Arrrrrgoooooooos!

Avoid the pretentious and pushy staff at carravagio Italian restaurant at all costs.

Mayor Rob Ford removed from office...what a circus!

quote:

Originally posted by mangiare:
Mayor Rob Ford removed from office...what a circus!

Carney goes to London, the head of the SEC resigns and Ford is ousted. All within 5-10 minutes of each other. It was a wild half an hour that's for sure!

I was born twice, first as a baby girl on a remarkably smogless Detroit day in January of 1960, and then again as a teenage boy in an emergency room near Petoskey, Michigan in August of 1974.

reincarnation?

Switch- hitter?

Just took a peek at Wine Berserkers forum. Man, there is some serious mental mas...bation going on there.

Could someone please define the word rich to me?

I know it is not $200,000 for an individual or $250,000 for a couple.

quote:

Originally posted by wine+art:
Could someone please define the word rich to me?

I know it is not $200,000 for an individual or $250,000 for a couple.

Having a great deal of money or assets; wealthy.

quote:

Originally posted by wine+art:
Could someone please define the word rich to me?

:

Fulsome, mouth-coating, heavy, velvety

If you mean monetarily, IMHO a family making $250k a year, year in year out is moderately wealthy. A family making $500K a year, year in year out is rich. It’s more the fact that they can build on their wealth every year as opposed to being “one and done”. One good year has to be pretty good to make and keep someone or a family “rich”.

However you define it, it applies to one person in Dearborn, MO and another in Fountain Hills, AZ today.

quote:

Originally posted by wine+art:
Could someone please define the word rich to me?

I know it is not $200,000 for an individual or $250,000 for a couple.

Rich has nothing to do with money.

Rich is having really, really good friends like you, who send me their very best bottles of wine on a regular basis.

So far, I'm not actually as rich as I'd like to be.

quote:

Originally posted by Seaquam:

quote:

Originally posted by wine+art:
Could someone please define the word rich to me?

I know it is not $200,000 for an individual or $250,000 for a couple.

Rich has nothing to do with money.

Rich is having really, really good friends like you, who send me their very best bottles of wine on a regular basis.

So far, I'm not actually as rich as I'd like to be.

...I like your take on this FAR more than our governments take on tax the rich bastards with combined income over $250,000.

quote:

Originally posted by wine+art:

quote:

Originally posted by Seaquam:

quote:

Originally posted by wine+art:
Could someone please define the word rich to me?

I know it is not $200,000 for an individual or $250,000 for a couple.

Rich has nothing to do with money.

Rich is having really, really good friends like you, who send me their very best bottles of wine on a regular basis.

So far, I'm not actually as rich as I'd like to be.

...I like your take on this FAR more than our governments take on tax the rich bastards with combined income over $250,000.

Didn't you vote for him? At least once?

quote:

Originally posted by Gigond Ass:

quote:

Originally posted by wine+art:

quote:

Originally posted by Seaquam:

quote:

Originally posted by wine+art:
Could someone please define the word rich to me?

I know it is not $200,000 for an individual or $250,000 for a couple.

Rich has nothing to do with money.

Rich is having really, really good friends like you, who send me their very best bottles of wine on a regular basis.

So far, I'm not actually as rich as I'd like to be.

...I like your take on this FAR more than our governments take on tax the rich bastards with combined income over $250,000.

Didn't you vote for him? At least once?

Guilty as charged... I did vote for the person now defining rich four years ago.

Knowing the price of everything, but the value of nothing does not make one rich, but sadly, rather pathetic.

A toast! To my brother, George Bailey; the richest man in town!

"For every prohibition you create you also create an underground."

Jello Biafra

quote:

Originally posted by Ed Bowers [i.e. FlWino]:
reincarnation?

Ha, no. Just the opening lines of a book ( Pulitzer Prize) I found on an airplane onetime when flying to Amsterdam.

That opening alone caused me to read the entire book.

quote:

Originally posted by wine+art:

quote:

Originally posted by Ed Bowers [i.e. FlWino]:
reincarnation?

Ha, no. Just the opening lines of a book ( Pulitzer Prize) I found on an airplane onetime when flying to Amsterdam.

That opening alone caused me to read the entire book.

Must be Middlesex. Good book.

"Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did not."

22 more days to the cliff. Sky Diving by Congress

"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize."

Muhammad Ali

I want to be an achiever, like Bad Horse.

The banner ad today at the top of this page promises me

FREE SHPPING 6 BOTTLES OR MORE

Wonder where I went.

quote:

FREE SHPPING 6 BOTTLES OR MORE

maybe they forgot 2 letters and it should read Free "shtupping". Now that would be interesting!

I promised you the secrets of the Universe. Nothing more.

Drink up... today is the end of the world...

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
Drink up... today is the end of the world...

Its the 21st You have a few days

quote:

Originally posted by Ed Bowers [i.e. FlWino]:

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
Drink up... today is the end of the world...

Its the 21st You have a few days

He's likely dyslexic.

12-21-12 is the winter soltice....
Not dislex.. dyslek.. deslik.. Not dyslexic..

"At the moment of surrender, I'm falling to my knees; I did not notice the passers by and they did not notice me."

"My choices early in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference."

Harry S. Truman

"Gorbachev Sings Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!"

One of the dumbest things that I ever read.... But still makes me laugh if you know the background.

Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why

The days are finally getting noticeably longer.

You've got to stop procrasterbating.

And so she woke up
Woke up from where she was
Lying still
Said I gotta do something
About where we're going

The pellet with the poison
is in the vessel with the pestle;
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true

BUT the chalice from the palace breaks.

So...

The flagon with the dragon
has the pellet with the poison
And the vessel with the pestle
has the brew that is true.

quote:

Originally posted by winetarelli:
The pellet with the poison
is in the vessel with the pestle;
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true

BUT the chalice from the palace breaks.

So...

The flagon with the dragon
has the pellet with the poison
And the vessel with the pestle
has the brew that is true.

Man, I used to love Danny Kaye when I was a kid, especially in Hans Christian Andersen. Even today his humour remains funny, despite being amazingly clean and inoffensive. He was a great talent.

quote:

Originally posted by Seaquam:

quote:

Originally posted by winetarelli:
The pellet with the poison
is in the vessel with the pestle;
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true

BUT the chalice from the palace breaks.

So...

The flagon with the dragon
has the pellet with the poison
And the vessel with the pestle
has the brew that is true.

Man, I used to love Danny Kaye when I was a kid, especially in Hans Christian Andersen. Even today his humour remains funny, despite being amazingly clean and inoffensive. He was a great talent.

The only thing I ever remember seeing of his was The Court Jester. My parents showed it to me when I was maybe 7 and that is about all I remember of the movie... but I loved it!

quote:

Originally posted by winetarelli:

The only thing I ever remember seeing of his was The Court Jester. My parents showed it to me when I was maybe 7 and that is about all I remember of the movie... but I loved it!

Your parents raised you well, sir.

"Show me a man who likes lima beans, and I'll show you a communist." --Danny Kaye

"Mein Gott, it is Walter Mitty! I am doomed."

You can't let the animals die in a movie... only the women.

Don't panic! It's business as usual while they sort out their affairs.

GGW files for bankruptcy

Joan rivers is a ________. Fill in the blank time

Alex, Who is a babe?

Overtime, I notice the majority of Jay Miller's scores are even numbers in the range of 92,94,96,98. How ODD is that ?

Who ever thought a Jesuit would become Pope!

Niles: Dad, I'm just saying that we share a similar near-death experience.

Martin: Let's see, I was shot. You ate too much cheese. Yeah, we're just alike.

Happy Pi Day.

Beware the IDES OF MARCH....

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
Beware the IDES OF MARCH....

Indeed...

As instructed:

The Battle of Hastings = my iPhone password

Spring has sprung...
The grass will riz,
I wonder where
The birdies is?

chirp

In-custody Defendant: What time do we have to be back in court tomorrow?
Judge: Eight-thirty, for the plea.
Defendant: Damn, man, that's early! Ain'tcha got somethin' later?


Judge: You're going to need a safety net when you get out of treatment. What do you do for a living?
Defandant: I sell drugs.


Defendants say the darndest things.

It's springtime....sort of. ⚡✌

no sh!t

They're real, and they are SPECTACULAR.

I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face; pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case; I said to my reflection, "let's get out of this place."

This is my BOOMSTICK!!!

We need details, copious details.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Don't leave alphabet soup on the stove unattended. It could spell disaster.

You boys like mehico? Yeehaww

Jackass Junction FL = Yeehaw Junction Good old PC

I broke my pencil this morning. I tried to use it again but it was pointless.

I once thought I was wrong. But I was mistaken.

For the night is dark, and full of Mollydookers !!

Dan Brown Inferno

Magnetic Resonance Imaging

quote:

Originally posted by wineismylife:
Magnetic Resonance Imaging

Might Reduce Income.

"...82 functions, 83 if you count lighting a cigar"

- Our man Flint

I'm here for an argument.

I am

thelostone

I said

quote:

Originally posted by mneeley490:
I'm here for an argument.

Your argument is invalid

This is the only place I can go without having to hear about my mayor and his brother.

Salute the Vets

quote:

Originally posted by vijay:
This is the only place I can go without having to hear about my mayor and his brother.

You crack me up, Vijay!!

quote:

Originally posted by Mimik:

quote:

Originally posted by vijay:
This is the only place I can go without having to hear about my mayor and his brother.

You crack me up, Vijay!!

At least the folks in Toronto can 'crack' a joke

Take your paws off me, you damn, dirty apes!

\r

P

I think some people just post on this thread to increase their post count.

I think some folks just post on this thread to increase their post count.

I think some posters just post on this thread to increase their post count.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

nuts

quote:

Originally posted by Rothko:
I think some folks just post on this thread to increase their post count.

A TRIPLET!!!

quote:

Originally posted by Rothko:
I think some posters just post on this thread to increase their post count.

+1

quote:

Originally posted by Rothko:
I think some folks just post on this thread to increase their post count.

+1