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mneeley490mneeley490Member
"Against it? I should be positively astounded to hear anything that could be said FOR it. Why the whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy in the whole history of civilization! Look at yourself! The way your wife and her strumpet of a mother push you through the hoop! As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated- they're like slaves! They die like flies from coronary thrombosis while their women sit under hairdryers eating chocolates & arranging for every 2nd Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day! And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all time in this wretched Godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all this this prepostrous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight."
sd-wineauxsd-wineauxMember
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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
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Originally posted by DoktaP:
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Mine's getting a Swedish Nanny...

Does she have a twin sister? I'll send a photo of my cellar if you send a photo of your swedish nanny Cool


We did have 21 year old, blond, Finnish, identical twins apply. My wife said no.

That sounds like grounds for divorce. As a bonus, that simplifies things once the twins take up residence! Wink
foxfoxMember
"Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.
Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend."
mneeley490mneeley490Member
I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh? The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. and Canada. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys and dounut shops had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.
G gigabitMember
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Originally posted by mneeley490:
I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh? The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. and Canada. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys and dounut shops had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.

"I was like a one-man force, like Charlton Heston in Omega Man. Did you see it? It was a beauty."
G gigabitMember
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Originally posted by mneeley490:
Devilish
"Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh? Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges."

"Don't get out of your car; your tires are insulators!"

"He hooked up our stereo, eh."
D darcyMember
I don't really like that a Wine Spec mod removed my thread for no reason at all. Hello, are you reading this?

"home alarm system + monitoring" is a valid Wine Conversations posting as the said alarm and monitoring were designed to avoid the theft of wine. Is that not entirely on topic? Did I need to explain that?!?! Now, how about restoring my thread?