This child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do....spank it?
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
If a man screams in the woods and there are no woman around, is he still wrong?
I love the flu bug. He's been living in my house for several weeks. He left briefly but liked it so much he decided to return. He loves a good barf and a nice funky earthy Chateauneuf.
My God, man. Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer.
I love Daylight Savings Time!
If contributions to this thread are really random, and it is kept active for an infinite amount of time, eventually everything ever said will be recapped.
However, everything that COULD be said cannot ever be posted.
However, everything that COULD be said cannot ever be posted.
If contributions to this thread are really random, and it is kept active for an infinite amount of time, eventually everything ever said will be recapped.
Ah, those damned sum to infinity problems. Obviously the answer is 2/3. 

No it isn't. The answer is clearly 42.
road trip
Just met a woman named Micolyn. Very odd name. I didn't have the courage to ask if her parents were Michael and Carolyn...
F-O-R-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and a fast entrance into hell!
quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and a fast entrance into hell!
Fantastic movie!
I love Pad Thai.
Its as soft as a sneaker full of grapes.
quote:Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I love Pad Thai.

Touché.
I hear you.
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
Are you sure it's ok if I do this?
R.I.P. Jim Henson. And you too, Harry Chapin.
The last time she saw something that skinny, it had an eraser on the end of it.
Time for this thread to die die DIE!
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and a fast entrance into hell!
Fantastic movie!
Agree!
You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously!
This Seguret is awfully charming.
Brooding
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:
Brooding
Hey! That's NOT random. You were prompted by another thread.
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f****d up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f****n' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
An African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point...
quote:Originally posted by AZCat:
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f****d up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f****n' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Goodfellas, what a great movie.
Karen!!!
quote:Originally posted by Redhawk:quote:Originally posted by Mimik:
Brooding
Hey! That's NOT random. You were prompted by another thread.
It IS off topic though.

Duh, winning!
Charlie Sheen for President
quote:Originally posted by cuffthis:
Charlie Sheen for President
Well, any improvement is just that, an improvement.

quote:Originally posted by wine+art:quote:Originally posted by cuffthis:
Charlie Sheen for President
Well, any improvement is just that, an improvement.![]()
I think he meant president of Sooner Nation!
quote:Originally posted by billhike:quote:Originally posted by wine+art:quote:Originally posted by cuffthis:
Charlie Sheen for President
Well, any improvement is just that, an improvement.![]()
I think he meant president of Sooner Nation!
Careful...

I think I speak for all of us when I say that New York, and everyone from there, can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
Boss, the plane!!
You using the whole fist, Doc?
Know how to get the shortest digital exam in history?quote:Originally posted by Purple Teeth:
You using the whole fist, Doc?
Look back over your shoulder and say "two fingers".
quote:Originally posted by Gigond Ass:Know how to get the shortest digital exam in history?quote:Originally posted by Purple Teeth:
You using the whole fist, Doc?
Look back over your shoulder and say "two fingers".
Ewwww.
Reminds of Johnny Carson's doctor: Dr. Bruno "Big Knuckles" Buttowsky.

'He's a guy who gets up at six o' clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.'
Indy! Cover your heart!
It may not be real long but it sure is skinny!
I wish I went bowling more often.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
No good deed goes unpunished (actually that may not be off topic.....)
Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
quote:Originally posted by Gigond Ass:
Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
The novel was genius. But I was one of the few who actually liked the movie.
I have it on DVD. I throw it in once a year just for fun.quote:Originally posted by Purple Teeth:quote:Originally posted by Gigond Ass:
Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
The novel was genius. But I was one of the few who actually liked the movie.
I'm #winning
Bow down to Washington!
My first ever thread to hit 10000 views. 
(not that I'm counting.)

(not that I'm counting.)
helping moi on the way
Would you believe...
Two cops in a rowboat?
Two cops in a rowboat?
I'm a warlock in training.
Saved a ton on money on the grocery shopping bill. Satisfied, I thought to myself, wow I just saved 1/4 a bottle of Dominus.
Beware the Ides of March.
Have been driving the latest set of wheels (GTI) for about a year and a half now, and no major dents, dings or scratches. When you drive and park in Toronto, regularly, this is too good to be true/last.
quote:Originally posted by Darcy Kelley:
Have been driving the latest set of wheels (GTI) for about a year and a half now, and no major dents, dings or scratches. When you drive and park in Toronto, regularly, this is too good to be true/last.
You just totally jinxed yourself.
Sacrebleu!
"Oh, it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen. My father, he was Orange and me mother, she was Green."
Where are the hookers?
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough..I'm like F$ you and F*& her too.
Feeling somewhat moody; somehow "Harmony Around My Table" by Tindersticks, Live in London LP (2010), is hitting the sweet spot.
if todays auction at zachys is any indication, the recession is over.
(Come on, Dave. Gimme a break)
"Hey hey hey hey! One break, comin' up!"
"Hey hey hey hey! One break, comin' up!"
Libya 

quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
Libya![]()
What has gotten into the French?

Bitch. You don't have a future.
There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been saying that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
Remember the Bangles?
2005 Bordeaux is the vintage to own! 

Facts are stubborn things.
quote:Originally posted by wine+art:quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
Libya![]()
What has gotten into the French?![]()
They must have misplaced all of their white flags.
Thank you for waiting. Your call is very important to us............................................................................................................................................. infinity.
Vintage of the century
This vintage has charming wines for drinking early while you wait for your 20XX wines to mature.
That's what she said!
Oh you have one of those too!
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...
Please don't confuse me with the facts!
I can see Russia from my backyard!
i am extremely secure in my athleticism, my masculinity, and my rectal integrity.
Statisticians probably do it.
Ear ache, my eye!
Can't we all just get along?
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
Sixteen in the clip, one in the chamber.
"My Cosin Larry Aplayton"
Your face, my ass.
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
Your face, my ass.
Mom did always like me best!
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
Your face, my ass.
Got a match? HEY!
You stay alive, baby. Do it for Van Gogh.
To Moliere,
Your farce, my acts.
St. Paul
Your farce, my acts.
St. Paul
".... and this is my other brother Daryl."
I don't go to the gym, I'm just naturally like this.
Okay, *serious post* -- serious non-wine related post, that is... I've had nothing but problems (bad reception, dropped calls) with my BlackBerry Storm2 on the Telus network. I'm a business user who needs Outlook server, but who also likes functional apps like Google Maps. What would you replace the Storm2 with, considering the out-of-pocket cost, below?
- BlackBerry Torch, $100
- iPhone 3GS, $100
- iPhone 4, $159
Thanks in advance for any recos!
- BlackBerry Torch, $100
- iPhone 3GS, $100
- iPhone 4, $159
Thanks in advance for any recos!
I still like my Blackberry Bold 9700. I prefer it to the Torch, as it's slightly slimmer, and I don't need a touchscreen.
Note that I'm on Rogers, not Telus. And I'm running OS6 on it too, so it's not like they're running different versions.
Note that I'm on Rogers, not Telus. And I'm running OS6 on it too, so it's not like they're running different versions.
When are we going to have world peace ?
quote:Originally posted by Gigond Ass:
You stay alive, baby. Do it for Van Gogh.
Heineken? F*** that sh!t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it.
the candy colored clown
88 Krug is sublime
I don't card them...
Bathe her, and bring her to me.
Gopher, Everett?
quote:Originally posted by indybob:
the candy colored clown
Maybe I should be getting a family rate... [shutters] Oh my God.
"I'm just getting kinda T.O'd. She hasn't even sent me a whole body shot."
quote:Originally posted by Perry Sound:
Dude!
SWEET!
Bordeaux has a vintage of the decade/century in the year 20XX, where XX is a whole number greater than or equal to 00, and less than or equal to 99.
quote:Originally posted by Darcy Kelley:
What would you replace the Storm2 with, considering the out-of-pocket cost, below?
- iPhone 4, $159
Without hesitation

That's what I'm going to do. "5" comes out some time Q3, which is too long for me to wait -- so going with the "4."
I do like a big screen for Google Maps and apps, so it really came down to "4" vs BB Torch, latter of which most users are negative about.
Thanks for the reco
I do like a big screen for Google Maps and apps, so it really came down to "4" vs BB Torch, latter of which most users are negative about.
Thanks for the reco

Door hardware prices can be outrageous.
You are NOT my nemesis.
If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand.
Love the new Verizon HTC Thunderbolt 4G
Shut up.
I just filled the bowl.
Uh Eat My Wonton Soup...
Lil B - "Wonton Soup"
What's this world coming to?
Lil B - "Wonton Soup"
What's this world coming to?
These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.
My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty
It's a good life this Canada!
Now, yous can't leave!
Wait for it...
Luke, I am your father.
You either have or an I-phone or
you don't have an I-phone!
you don't have an I-phone!
I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka!
Roude Leiw huel se!
(who's that Frank Ribéry anyway?)
(who's that Frank Ribéry anyway?)
quote:Originally posted by MoselleLuxemburg:
Roude Leiw huel se!
(who's that Frank Ribéry anyway?)
I MUST visit Luxembourg again, and soon.
quote:Originally posted by wine+art:quote:Originally posted by MoselleLuxemburg:
Roude Leiw huel se!
(who's that Frank Ribéry anyway?)
I MUST visit Luxembourg again, and soon.
W&A, need a restaurant-guide?

Now that Roude Leiw didn't quite work out, France won da big game by 0-2. Let's call it a draw.
quote:Originally posted by MoselleLuxemburg:quote:Originally posted by wine+art:quote:Originally posted by MoselleLuxemburg:
Roude Leiw huel se!
(who's that Frank Ribéry anyway?)
I MUST visit Luxembourg again, and soon.
W&A, need a restaurant-guide?Otherwise, i'll propose an offline in about 2 years, when the new appartment & (more important) the new kitchen is ready. That could include visits to Mosel and Alsatian wineries, along with a few succulent restaurants. That be ok ?
Now that Roude Leiw didn't quite work out, France won da big game by 0-2. Let's call it a draw.
Hey, sounds like a plan.

Our travel plans are set for this summer (Ireland) and we will soon confirm our plans for the Fall. We are exploring our options for South America in 2012, so 2013 may work well.
Thanks for the invitation!
Sounds cool,
The Champagne region isnt't far away too, looking forward to learning from an expert.
The Champagne region isnt't far away too, looking forward to learning from an expert.

quote:Originally posted by MoselleLuxemburg:
Sounds cool,
The Champagne region isnt't far away too, looking forward to learning from an expert.![]()
I'm wanting to get back to Champagne so very much. I even thought about a quick trip to Champagne when I was in Germany/Austria this January.

“There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate.”
quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
“There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate.”
Classic!! What a moron!
There by the grace of God go I.
My kid's hockey team lost 1-0 tonight.
I'm headed to Topeka, KS tomorrow. Someone shoot me.
UF lost in OT 

"Exercise a no-fly zone this evening. All we have to say is that we think that slaughtering your own citizens is unacceptable and that we're intervening…. All we have to do is suppress his air force, which we could do in minutes.” --March 7, 2011
“I would not have intervened…. I would not have used American and European forces, bombing Arabs and that country." --March 23, 2011
“You can’t flip-flop and be commander-in-chief.” -2004
“I would not have intervened…. I would not have used American and European forces, bombing Arabs and that country." --March 23, 2011
“You can’t flip-flop and be commander-in-chief.” -2004
"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go."
"The Cambridge police acted stupidly."
"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something."
"What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..."
"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries."
"The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system."
"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."
"The Cambridge police acted stupidly."
"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something."
"What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..."
"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries."
"The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system."
"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."
"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." --Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006
"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." --Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
"You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
"We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?" --Sarah Palin, admitting that her family used to get treatment in Canada's single-payer health care system, despite having demonized such government-run programs as socialized medicine that will lead to death-panel-like rationing, March 6, 2010
Sarah Palin, on writing notes on her hand during her Tea Party convention speech: "I didn't really had a good answer, as so often -- is me. But then somebody sent me the other day, Isaiah 49:16, and you need to go home and look it up. Before you look it up, I'll tell you what it says though. It says, hey, if it was good enough for God, scribbling on the palm of his hand, it's good enough for me, for us. He says, in that passage, 'I wrote your name on the palm of my hand to remember you,' and I'm like, 'Okay, I'm in good company.'" (March 5, 2010)

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." --Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
"You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
"We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?" --Sarah Palin, admitting that her family used to get treatment in Canada's single-payer health care system, despite having demonized such government-run programs as socialized medicine that will lead to death-panel-like rationing, March 6, 2010
Sarah Palin, on writing notes on her hand during her Tea Party convention speech: "I didn't really had a good answer, as so often -- is me. But then somebody sent me the other day, Isaiah 49:16, and you need to go home and look it up. Before you look it up, I'll tell you what it says though. It says, hey, if it was good enough for God, scribbling on the palm of his hand, it's good enough for me, for us. He says, in that passage, 'I wrote your name on the palm of my hand to remember you,' and I'm like, 'Okay, I'm in good company.'" (March 5, 2010)

"His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul."
"I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. … When one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That's me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway."
"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened."
"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya."
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."
"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking."
"I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. … When one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That's me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway."
"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened."
"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya."
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."
"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking."
Tonto, Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba.
This forum has the most friendly people I've ever found. Every body gets along so well.
I'm in Montreal thru Sunday. Pls ping me if you'd like to connect for coffee, beer, dinner or whatever. Cheers.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! You will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair.
28 days to wedding. Invite lost in mail
Greatest war movie ever made.quote:Originally posted by Mezzo Litro:
You really love Full Metal Jacket.
That opening scene with R. Lee berating the newbies is one of my favorite movie scenes.
Attempting suicide is against the law, you know. In less enlightened times, they'd have hung you for it.
Why in the world do the French use the same word for straight and right?
It all starts with finding the right fit and protection.
This choir is very energetic, yet there's something very wrong.... Clicky...
In the words of Marcel Proust - and this applies to any woman in the world: If you can stay up and listen with a fair degree of attention to whatever garbage, no matter how stupid it is, that they're coming out with, 'til ten minutes past four in the morning... you're in.
iPhone sucks
Dude, I already got your money.
TGIF!
Lifts and separates
Hooker with a penis
I pick things up and put them down... 

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006


Earth girls are easy!
I'm here.
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:
35.5
You will stop at nothing to raise your post-count

"Crushed nuts?"
"No, just a touch of rheumatism"
_________________________________
"No, just a touch of rheumatism"
_________________________________
i just turned down end of tax season margarita's. no $hit.
quote:Originally posted by KSC02:quote:Originally posted by Mimik:
35.5
You will stop at nothing to raise your post-count![]()
Your comment would have so much more credibility if it wasn't you who said it.

quote:Originally posted by Mimik:
Your comment would have so much more credibility if it wasn't you who said it.![]()

quote:Originally posted by TBird:
i just turned down end of tax season margarita's. no $hit.


Asshole.
We were never family!
Do not make loon soup.
I'm amused at (and rather cynical of) half the connection requests I get on LinkedIn. You know, the kind from someone you don't know and/or who's never done anything for you -- then, a day or two later, who follows up with, "I'm conducting a search and was wondering if you know anybody with these skills/this experience." I delight in keeping my contacts set to private, and in knowing which recruiters are even scuzzier than average.
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?
Osama is dead.
I love you!
Happy Mother's day to all you mothers!
I don't care about anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.......
I rode a tank, in the Generals Rank...
Winter is over, Summer is near. Are we stronger than we appear?
quote:Originally posted by theweb:
I love you!
I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie
A brand new house on the road side, and it's made out of rattlesnake hide
Got a brand new chimney put on top, and it's made out of human skull
Come on take a little walk with me child, tell me who do you love?
Who do you love?
True exchange last week:
Prosecutor: Your Honor, the State is seeking a high bail in this matter, as the detective informs me that this defendant is suspected in several other burglaries.
Defendant: Really? Which ones?
Prosecutor: Your Honor, the State is seeking a high bail in this matter, as the detective informs me that this defendant is suspected in several other burglaries.
Defendant: Really? Which ones?
I'm no longer young enough to know everything.