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What exactly did you smoke today? Be specific.

I wish I would have installed a gas stove when I had the chance instead of chumping out with electric

This is the thread where MWG comes in and says something spot-on and profound. Get ready....

PH

You can't boil that water. It's already been boiled!

Response by an old guy to a query on how he's doing:
"Well, my semi-annual hard-on has now become my annual semi hard-on."

I don't want to get old.

Maple Leafs don't have a website 'cause they can't put 3 w's together in a row.

Do you walk to work or take a lunch?

dratcuf

The wet dog sweats by the fire.

What was the name of that dog on Rin Tin Tin?

That's the reason bees are dying.

Chix W/Dix

Every single issue boils down to Sex or Money..... and sometimes Both.

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Originally posted by KSC02's BIG Brother:

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Originally posted by guy david newhouse:
Every single issue boils down to Sex or Money..... and sometimes Both.

Have we met?

I know we have.

When does daylight savings begin?

This madness has to stop!!

ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!!

It's only a flesh wound.

Everyone call me Dragon from now on.

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Originally posted by Mimik:

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Originally posted by KSC02's BIG Brother:

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Originally posted by guy david newhouse:
Every single issue boils down to Sex or Money..... and sometimes Both.

Have we met?

I know we have.

KSC02 has a big brother?

His poor mother

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Originally posted by DoktaP:
His poor mother

Different fathers?

I never did mind the little things.

You know what 'they' say..... "Devil's in the details"

But 'they' also say, "Never sweat the small stuff. And it's all small stuff"

Hello young lovers

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Originally posted by wine+art:

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Originally posted by DoktaP:
His poor mother

Different fathers?

Different mammals.

That's gonna leave a mark.

Sympathy for the Devil

Just one more sip!

Please ignore this post


I know I certainly will.

My work is so fulfilling. Every time I bend over I get fulfilled.

Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.

Asphincter says what?

"Look, Babs. So many little eggies, and I'm still starving, and I'm going to eat them all before I go to sleepie"

anyone recognize the quote?

Hey, what do you guys think are the best "undiscovered" wine regions?

I didn't know you could fingerprint vomit.

If it was up your ass, you'd know where it was.

Were Canadians embarassed by Alpha Flight comics?

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"

"You know what I am? I'm just a dog chasing cars."

"I wouldn't know what do do with one if I caught it!"

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Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.

That's what she said.

Gigondass,

You seem to be having an awful lot of input on this post.

The Dude abides.

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Originally posted by winederlust:
I didn't know you could fingerprint vomit.

You can't really dust for vomit.

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Originally posted by AZCat:
The Dude abides.

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Originally posted by theweb:
Asphincter says what?

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

Spoonman, come together with your hands.

You guys are walking in slow motion?

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

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Originally posted by Gigond Ass:
"You know what I am? I'm just a dog chasing cars."

"Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I AM AN AGENT OF CHAOS."

I am using you am I amusing you.

Do you work alone or by yourself?

I've had a few wines from Cahors
and Fronsac that I thought were interesting for the price.

The secret is in the sauce

Off to see the lizard

Algy met a bear
The bear was bulgy
The bulge was Algy.

"I had a tough first job. It involved picking fly shit out of pepper with boxing gloves". Now that's tough!

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Originally posted by DoktaP:
"I had a tough first job. It involved picking fly shit out of pepper with boxing gloves". Now that's tough!

Dad warned you!

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

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Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.

One of my all time favorites! We must meet up one day gig.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
- Woody Allen

This one goes to 11.

You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

Speaking of that, my brother was at the club the other day, but we were out of fish.

If the phone doesn't ring, it's me

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

i know you are but what am i? infinity!

I drink to make others more interesting.

We do respect her but we love to watch her strut.

I never answer a phone call because someone might be on the other line - actual quote by Freddy Couples.

Sit down Rodney. Keep your brains warm.

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Originally posted by KSC02:
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

If your nose runs and your feet smell....you're built upside down!

i had a son on 1-15-11

The only thing I can't resist is temptation.

I thought I had erred once, but I was mistaken.

is it happy hour yet

This snowflake tastes like fishsticks.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I miss Scooby Doo.

operator, give me the number to 911!

Does this look infected?

maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

spank my a$$ and call me charlie

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.

You got the wrong guy, I'm the Dude, man

it's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

I used to be conceited...now, I'm perfect.

He thinks it's a Schwinn!

Let go of my Eggo!

some say glass is half empty, others say its half full, I say the glass is to big and the pour is to small

Enchiladas make messy bookmarks.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.... (insert any other Beck lyrics here).

Suns out

this sucks more than anything has ever sucked before.

I"ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

It's grey in Seattle today. Sort of like yesterday only not quite as grey but maybe it just feels that way. Kind of reminds me of 2 days ago, but not quite if you know what I mean. If I had to compare it to any day, it would probably be closer to the weather we had 3 days ago, but maybe that's because it just felt more grey-ish that day.

Don't Taser me Bro!

fubar

Parkay.

It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.

This tastes like ass, with a side of ass......

too much change is not a good thing, just ask the climate.

How do I send a private message?

Your mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles, it looks like she has a mouth full of dice.

your mother wears combat boots

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Originally posted by snipes:

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Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.

One of my all time favorites! We must meet up one day gig.

I look forward to it.

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Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.

One of the most original comedians of the past 25 years. I must have listened to I Have a Pony a thousand times.

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Originally posted by Icewino:
I have a mind like a steel trap

These pretzels are making me thristy.

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Originally posted by Wine Sparty:
These pretzels are making me thristy.

I just got back from Germany, and they served pretzels in lieu of bread.

That statement was uttered a few times.

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Originally posted by gigabit:

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Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.

One of the most original comedians of the past 25 years. I must have listened to I Have a Pony a thousand times.

Agreed. Just seemed to fit the spirit of this thread.

Mocha on the mid-palate.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

she's my cherry pie!

"Oh Harold, I think you've been brainwashed. You're missing a very important point: marriage is not a basic fact of nature, it's an invention. It's like the infield fly rule; it exists only because the women say so, and like idiots we just go following right along."

"Push the button, Harold."

The Canucks will win the Stanley Cup this year.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Do you...Yahoo?

What do you think he's doing, Julian? He's hookin... He's hookin for cheeseburgers!

I've had a few wines from Cahors
and Fronsac that I thought were interesting for the price.

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Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I've had a few wines from Cahors
and Fronsac that I thought were interesting for the price.

Head still shaking.

Look at the color of this wine. It’s all red and stuff. I’m 13.8 on that.

The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.

Discuss...

Would you like to touch my monkey...

difference between yo mama and a mosquito; a mosquito stops sucking once you slap it!

Where's the beef?

Itchy beetles scratch my anchor.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up amphetamines.

There's never been a better 4,000th post.

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

Fat chicks wearing belly shirts.

It's all down here from hill.

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Originally posted by Berno:
There's never been a better 4,000th post.

I only hope I live (drink)that long

You all are such cunning linguists

No sleep till Brooklyn

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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Originally posted by mrs.Parucci:
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Duvall may very well be the finest actor of my generation.

Hear hear.

I'm off to see a man about a horse.

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Originally posted by wine+art:

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Originally posted by mrs.Parucci:
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Duvall may very well be the finest actor of my generation.

Charlie don't surf!!

"Every child is an artist"

Bagels beagels

Random yes. Off topic how?

May the fleas of a thousand camel infest their hairy regions.

She's a butter face.

Kharnack: "May your only son be a goalie for a nudist hockey team".

And now for something completely different...

Antonio Galloni is taking over CA reviews for the WA.

ignore this post.

Is it safe?

Anette Bening should stop campaigning for the Oscar and just let Natalie win it with class.

Drop Dead Fred.

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Originally posted by DoktaP:
Kharnack: "May your only son be a goalie quarterback for a nudist hockeyfootball team".

You Shut your mouth while you're talking to me!

You talking to me?
YOU TALKING TO ME?
YOU TALKING TO ME?
You talking to ME?

A monumental tour de force in winemaking.

It's my last jelly, eh.

One large with just cheese.
One large with pineapple and bacon.
One medium with pepperoni, mushroom and onion.

Egg Zachary.

nuff said!

“Finally, monsieur, a wafer thin mint”

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't lead a horticulture.

Did I just use bacon as a verb?

That was pretty funny.

He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn't get a drink at the table! What's the matter with you?

i'm just glad i'm not in egypt right now.

six

Packers

everything counts in large amounts

Smart people complicate...the wise simplify.

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Originally posted by Purple Teeth:
Smart people complicate...the wise simplify.

I like that one.

The crow flies at midnight.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

No "I"in team

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Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
No "I"in team

But there is an "M" and an "E"

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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:

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Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
No "I"in team

But there is an "M" and an "E"

but not together

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Originally posted by Ed Bowers:

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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
No "I"in team

But there is an "M" and an "E"

but not together[/QUOTE

And you can't spell c-*-n-t without you!

"What's more American than Spring Break in Cancun?"
--from a Jack in the Box commercial

Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!

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Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
No "I"in team

But there is one in "win".

We've buried the hatchet and come to this campfire with peace in our hearts.

I wish to increase my post count

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

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Originally posted by mountainman:
everything counts in large amounts

Brings me back to the old Depeche Mode days

Pass the Petrus please...

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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Oh boy, sleep! sheep! That's where I'm a viking!

Who knew?
(with apologies to Ralph Wiggum)

If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.

It's not loaded.