As per AzCat's idea in the Undiscovered thread, here goes:



Cornflakes are nice.
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Response by an old guy to a query on how he's doing:
"Well, my semi-annual hard-on has now become my annual semi hard-on."

I don't want to get old.
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Originally posted by KSC02's BIG Brother:
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Originally posted by guy david newhouse:
Every single issue boils down to Sex or Money..... and sometimes Both.


Have we met?


I know we have.
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Originally posted by Mimik:
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Originally posted by KSC02's BIG Brother:
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Originally posted by guy david newhouse:
Every single issue boils down to Sex or Money..... and sometimes Both.


Have we met?


I know we have.


KSC02 has a big brother?
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Originally posted by wine+art:
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Originally posted by DoktaP:
His poor mother


Different fathers?


Different mammals.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"

"You know what I am? I'm just a dog chasing cars."

"I wouldn't know what do do with one if I caught it!"
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Originally posted by Gigond Ass:
"You know what I am? I'm just a dog chasing cars."

"Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I AM AN AGENT OF CHAOS."
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Originally posted by DoktaP:
"I had a tough first job. It involved picking fly shit out of pepper with boxing gloves". Now that's tough!


Dad warned you!
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Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.


One of my all time favorites! We must meet up one day gig.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
- Woody Allen
You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

Speaking of that, my brother was at the club the other day, but we were out of fish.
it's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.... (insert any other Beck lyrics here).
It's grey in Seattle today. Sort of like yesterday only not quite as grey but maybe it just feels that way. Kind of reminds me of 2 days ago, but not quite if you know what I mean. If I had to compare it to any day, it would probably be closer to the weather we had 3 days ago, but maybe that's because it just felt more grey-ish that day.
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Originally posted by snipes:
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Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.


One of my all time favorites! We must meet up one day gig.

I look forward to it. Cool
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Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.

Big Grin One of the most original comedians of the past 25 years. I must have listened to I Have a Pony a thousand times.
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Originally posted by Wine Sparty:
These pretzels are making me thristy.


Big Grin I just got back from Germany, and they served pretzels in lieu of bread.

That statement was uttered a few times. Big Grin
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Originally posted by gigabit:
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Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.

Big Grin One of the most original comedians of the past 25 years. I must have listened to I Have a Pony a thousand times.


Agreed. Just seemed to fit the spirit of this thread.
"Oh Harold, I think you've been brainwashed. You're missing a very important point: marriage is not a basic fact of nature, it's an invention. It's like the infield fly rule; it exists only because the women say so, and like idiots we just go following right along."

"Push the button, Harold."
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Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I've had a few wines from Cahors
and Fronsac that I thought were interesting for the price.


Head still shaking. Big Grin
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
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Originally posted by Berno:
There's never been a better 4,000th post.


Big Grin

I only hope I live (drink)that long
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Originally posted by mrs.Parucci:
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.


Duvall may very well be the finest actor of my generation.
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Originally posted by wine+art:
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Originally posted by mrs.Parucci:
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.


Duvall may very well be the finest actor of my generation.


Charlie don't surf!!
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Originally posted by DoktaP:
Kharnack: "May your only son be a goalie quarterback for a nudist hockeyfootball team".
One large with just cheese.
One large with pineapple and bacon.
One medium with pepperoni, mushroom and onion.
He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn't get a drink at the table! What's the matter with you?
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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
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Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
No "I"in team


But there is an "M" and an "E"


but not together
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Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
No "I"in team


But there is an "M" and an "E"


but not together[/QUOTE

And you can't spell c-*-n-t without you! Eek
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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Oh boy, sleep! sheep! That's where I'm a viking!

Who knew?
(with apologies to Ralph Wiggum)
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I loved a girl in San Francisco once,......no twice.

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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

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