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Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.

One of my all time favorites! We must meet up one day gig.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
- Woody Allen

This one goes to 11.

You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

Speaking of that, my brother was at the club the other day, but we were out of fish.

If the phone doesn't ring, it's me

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

i know you are but what am i? infinity!

I drink to make others more interesting.

We do respect her but we love to watch her strut.

I never answer a phone call because someone might be on the other line - actual quote by Freddy Couples.

Sit down Rodney. Keep your brains warm.

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Originally posted by KSC02:
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

If your nose runs and your feet smell....you're built upside down!

i had a son on 1-15-11

The only thing I can't resist is temptation.

I thought I had erred once, but I was mistaken.

is it happy hour yet

This snowflake tastes like fishsticks.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.