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"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"

"You know what I am? I'm just a dog chasing cars."

"I wouldn't know what do do with one if I caught it!"

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Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.

That's what she said.

Gigondass,

You seem to be having an awful lot of input on this post.

The Dude abides.

quote:

Originally posted by winederlust:
I didn't know you could fingerprint vomit.

You can't really dust for vomit.

quote:

Originally posted by AZCat:
The Dude abides.

quote:

Originally posted by theweb:
Asphincter says what?

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

Spoonman, come together with your hands.

You guys are walking in slow motion?

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

quote:

Originally posted by Gigond Ass:
"You know what I am? I'm just a dog chasing cars."

"Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I AM AN AGENT OF CHAOS."

I am using you am I amusing you.

Do you work alone or by yourself?

I've had a few wines from Cahors
and Fronsac that I thought were interesting for the price.

The secret is in the sauce

Off to see the lizard

Algy met a bear
The bear was bulgy
The bulge was Algy.

"I had a tough first job. It involved picking fly shit out of pepper with boxing gloves". Now that's tough!

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Originally posted by DoktaP:
"I had a tough first job. It involved picking fly shit out of pepper with boxing gloves". Now that's tough!

Dad warned you!

Fat people are harder to kidnap.