Say Something Completely Random And Off Topic

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Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
Save me from Ice Wino

I apologize for the thread drift.

Don't get me started AzCat.

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Originally posted by VinToronto:
Kidney stones may Rob Ford's bones
but brains will never hurt you.

You are quite the poet

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Originally posted by theweb:

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Originally posted by VinToronto:
Kidney stones may Rob Ford's bones
but brains will never hurt you.

You are quite the poet

I just realized who that post was about. Hilarious!

I like how nice people are to each other on the boards....

OMG Becky, look at her butt. Its so big. She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends. Who understands those rap guys. They only talk to her cause she looks like a total prostitute, Okay. I mean her butt is just so big. I can't believe its just so round. Its like out there, I mean, gross. Look. She's just so........

Just finished completing the Unified Field Theory that explains how the universe works from the subatomic level on up. Now I think I'll listen to some Justin Bieber.

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Originally posted by vinole:
Just finished completing the Unified Field Theory that explains how the universe works from the subatomic level on up. Now I think I'll listen to some Justin Bieber.

If you're a 38DD, I will be your bosom buddy.

p.s. No men need apply.

If I told you I loved your body, would you hold it against me?

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Originally posted by DoktaP:
If I told you I loved your body, would you hold it against me?

Perhaps a new thread is in order...worst pickup lines of all time?

wine comforts the cold moon fools...

Drugs are bad.

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Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
Does your dog bite?

You mean, does your pussy-cat bite?

It's not my dog.

Just say, "No."

"Well a very, very heavay a heavy derit, burtation tonight — we had a very dairst Darrison…b­uyet let’s go hit tarish taszin, licsth ta bit to hed the pedt."

The life and times of judge Roy Bean

The bosom of nature bursts with blooming buds.

act of God

When the wind is goin'
There's no way of knowin'
Whether it's just blowin'
Or actually snowin'


(either way, it sure fills up your driveway)

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

A one-L lama, he's a preist
A two-L llama, he's a beast
But I would bet a silk pajama
There's no such thing as a three-L lllama.

damn you sleep, how dare you elude me!

Bullocks!

I've heard of unisex, but I've never had it.

I'm not a witch. I'm you.

Difficult to say when intoxicated:
Cinnamon, Mellifluous

Very difficult to say when intoxicated:
Transubstantiate, Specificity

Impossible to say when intoxicated:
No, I really don't want to have sex with you.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
I must be going hoome now as I have to work in the morning.
I won't attempt to dance, because I am know how uncoordinated I am.

Run away! Run away!

funny, vintoronto!

Maybe tommorrow

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Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
Maybe tommorrow

There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road, that's where I'll always be.
Every stop I make, I make a new friend,
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Down this road that never seems to end,
Where new adventure lies just around the bend.
So if you want to drive me for a while,
Just grab your hat, come travel light, that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home.

So if you want to join me for a while,
Just grab your hat, come travel light, that's hobo style

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

There's a world that's waiting to unfold,
A brand new tale no-one has ever told.
We've journeyed far far and know it wont be long;
We're almost there, and we've paid our fare with our hobo song.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

So if you want to join me for a while,
Just grab your hat, come travel light, that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll find what I call home, Until tomorrow, you know I'm free

OMG - I loved that show

With French subtitles

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Originally posted by theweb:
OMG - I loved that show

With French subtitles

Me too! The Americans had lassie and Benji and we had the littlest Hobo. Hey, at least we had a non-whimpy dog, a german sheppard!

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Originally posted by Mimik:

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Originally posted by theweb:
OMG - I loved that show

With French subtitles

Me too! The Americans had lassie and Benji and we had the littlest Hobo. Hey, at least we had a non-whimpy dog, a german sheppard!

Do you remember "Trouble with Tracy" - haha - that was frickin hymanious and Canadian too!

If you wanna pop that puppy's can, you don't have to grease him so hard, jarhead.

Alternatively,
"Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

Somehow I just don't see this post ever dying off...

Any outburst from Carlos Estevez would suffice. Here at least...

I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.

Do you think the rain will hurt the rhubarb?

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

I'm a warlock

"Red wine with fish...Well that should have told me something."

"That's no lady....that's my wife"

My back hurts from moving those La Tache Nebuchadnezzars

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Originally posted by rmkam:
My back hurts from moving those La Tache Nebuchadnezzars

You put them on the left side of my cellar right?

"If every dog has it's day, does a dog with a broken tail have a weak end?"

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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

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I'm a warlock

I think we could go for weeks on Charlie Sheens recent rantings alone. I like this observation from Sarah Silverman:
"If I were hanging out with 20 year old porn stars, I'd feel like a genius, too."

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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:

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Originally posted by rmkam:
My back hurts from moving those La Tache Nebuchadnezzars

You put them on the left side of my cellar right?

Cellar? I put them in the attic!

I'm 98 points on that!

I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

So you were taking cocaine?

Well, I didn't take it. I paid for it.

Oysters! Come walk with us...

I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

I've never been able to sit through an entire episode of any reality TV show. Ever. And I don't know why.

"A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a Danish."

All your base are belong to us.

Better living through chemistry. Yeah drugs

I hate my ex-landlord.

Twenty dwarves took turns doing handstands on the carpet.

No matter where I go, there I am.

I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.

there are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

i don't think i'll let you arrest us today.

Everyone does it.

Wishes

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

This just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

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Originally posted by mneeley490:
This just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Classic.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

I got a massage by a blind woman in my room last night.

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter

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Originally posted by Icenimrod:
May, 2009

1. Boston 26 18 .591 - -
2. Toronto 27 20 .574 0.5
3. New York 25 19 .568 1.0
4. Tampa Bay 23 22 .511 3.5
5. Baltimore 18 26 .409 8.0

Good afternoon everyone. Isn't it a lovely Memorial Day weekend out there!

Labor Day weekend's looking quite nice. Colombus Day's even better! No need to say how nice Election Day's looking!

The sox have the Yanks over their knee and are giving them the same who's your daddy treatment they give the Angel's rally monkey every year in the playoffs.

yuk yuk yuk

I hate to be the one to break this to you but with that bullpen your pinstripes are headed for a third or fourth place finish in the east.

Icenimrod must be clairvoyant.

I'm glad the Sox spend more effort and money on the farm system and player development than the Yankee's ever will. That's what keeps them ahead of your pin stiped losers.

You nailed that one!

Texiera: 182 3HR and 10 RBI
Sebathia: 1W-3L w/ 4.85 ERA

I see your spelling is as fine as your prognostication.

Glad that's not my $65,500,000.00 out there. 7 Teams dont even put that much into their entire payroll and at least a few of them should be playoff tems, which the Yankee's will not.

Here's a lesson for you about shooting your mouth off.

This won't hurt a bit.

Why don't you dance with me
I'm not no Limburger

The clown can stay but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.

You're Woody the Wabbit. Remember: Woody the Wabbit.

"I like anything that comes out of a goat"

Keith Scott

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

Never underestimate the power of the SCHWARTZ!

"Nuts" a great famous answer

There's something happing here. What it is, ain't exacty clear.

As we drove through the desert, she said "the reason I have this third eye is to peer into your soul". I told her to get out and walk.

I have owned rights to my own martial arts dojo/ territory since 1999. And yet I also aspire for a restaurant chain called the "Black Belt Kitchen", serving great chops since... whenever.
Oh, it's so cool, OMG!!

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.

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Originally posted by Board-O:

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Originally posted by Icenimrod:
May, 2009

1. Boston 26 18 .591 - -
2. Toronto 27 20 .574 0.5
3. New York 25 19 .568 1.0
4. Tampa Bay 23 22 .511 3.5
5. Baltimore 18 26 .409 8.0

Good afternoon everyone. Isn't it a lovely Memorial Day weekend out there!

Labor Day weekend's looking quite nice. Colombus Day's even better! No need to say how nice Election Day's looking!

The sox have the Yanks over their knee and are giving them the same who's your daddy treatment they give the Angel's rally monkey every year in the playoffs.

yuk yuk yuk

I hate to be the one to break this to you but with that bullpen your pinstripes are headed for a third or fourth place finish in the east.

Icenimrod must be clairvoyant.

I'm glad the Sox spend more effort and money on the farm system and player development than the Yankee's ever will. That's what keeps them ahead of your pin stiped losers.

You nailed that one!

Texiera: 182 3HR and 10 RBI
Sebathia: 1W-3L w/ 4.85 ERA

I see your spelling is as fine as your prognostication.

Glad that's not my $65,500,000.00 out there. 7 Teams dont even put that much into their entire payroll and at least a few of them should be playoff tems, which the Yankee's will not.

Here's a lesson for you about shooting your mouth off.

I like this better. You may or may not remember the story as you had already been drinking heavily from the spit bucket so here it is again...

"We chatted for a while and then almost everyone went to bed. Board-o, Seek and Mrs. Seek, and I wanted more. We went out to the porch for a cigar and a drink, I had a beer and the rest had a smoke. 20 minutes in the cold weather was enough for us so we headed inside. The Seeks needed to get up early so they went to bed. Board-o and I walked over to a local bar to see what was going on. We enjoyed the live band, some cute girls and of course some beer. Walking back to the Inn we both stepped in a huge semi frozen puddle. With new shoes on, Board-o ran through the entire puddle...I was dying, he looked like a duck. We got to the Inn and he headed to bed. I was getting my glasses together when our fire alarm went off...The alarm is an audio tape of and extremely annoying voice tell us that the building is on fire and that our lives are in danger. I knocked on Board-o's door and walked into a cloud of smoke...He was standing there is underwear while his wife was ready to kill him..I opened some windows and called 911. Meanwhile my mom and Daryl(he works for us) came running down the stairs to enter the code for the alarm..I told the 911 operator that there was no fire and that all was well..Luckily the fire department didn't show up

if you're after getting the honey, then you don't go killing all the bees...

But these go to eleven.

we'd better get back because it will be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly...

It's touching cloth!

You're forcing an owl to jog at noon.

so Twisted! - under sideways down -
magic!

When birds fly in the right formation, they only need to exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry