On say can you see america how does that song go?
Why isn't the word "palindrome" a palindrome?
"Able was I ere I saw Elba" Longest palindrome, allegedly spoken by Napolean.
I find anagrams and palindromes intensely irritating.
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
I find anagrams and palindromes intensely irritating.
Everybody has a right to their own palindromic opinion. But I will say mine changed substantially after watching this brilliantly-done video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...4Tdg&feature=related
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
quote:Everybody has a right to their own palindromic opinion. But I will say mine changed substantially after watching this brilliantly-done video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...4Tdg&feature=rela
Brilliant. I must be the Sutherland antithesis
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
"Able was I ere I saw Elba" Longest palindrome, allegedly spoken by Napolean.
Too bad not in French
Pouvait I avant que j'aie vu Île d'Elbe
I simply wish to increase my post count further
I was walking through Hollywood a number of year back and saw some graffiti on a large wall that said "Agnes Moorehead is God." Bewitched has taken on a whole new meaning since then.
50,94,17,42,59,29.....and so on, and so on, from random.org. Oh, and by the way, A dingo ate my baby.
My boomerang won't come back.
quote:Originally posted by VinToronto:
My boomerang won't come back.
That means it was a stick.
Clap on. Clap off.
I have a dream!
A professional farmer is a master of his field.
Just watch me!
I just bought a new wallet made from elephant foreskin leather.
When I rub it, it turns into a briefcase.
When I rub it, it turns into a briefcase.
Thank you for being you...
Q- How high should you be if you're going parachuting?
A- 3 days of drinking should just about do it!
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Q- What do "Give it to me", "I've got it right here", "Hold on" and "Where are you putting it" have in common?
A- I don't know, but they're coming from the hotel room next door
A- 3 days of drinking should just about do it!
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Q- What do "Give it to me", "I've got it right here", "Hold on" and "Where are you putting it" have in common?
A- I don't know, but they're coming from the hotel room next door
You are all a bunch of cork soakers.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. I sleep all night and I work all day!
....I think that god has a sick sense of humor and when I die I expect to see him laughing...
Hand in glove
The sun shines out of our behinds
No, it's not like any other love
This one is different - because it's us
The sun shines out of our behinds
No, it's not like any other love
This one is different - because it's us
Huh
What could possibly go wrong?
Murphy's law
Murphy Brown?
Audie Murphy
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I've always liked pi with ice cream.
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H-C-C-OH
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H-C-C-OH
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just one more little post
stripper pole
Das war jetzt aber wirklich 'ne Zeitverschwendung.
There is no spoon.
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME!
quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
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H-C-C-OH
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Okay, I'll bite. Is it a molecule?
sleep eludes me these days
Is it safe?
Does your dog bite?
quote:Originally posted by VinToronto:quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
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H-C-C-OH
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Okay, I'll bite. Is it a molecule?
We all imbibe it.
It's the Aqua Velva molecule!
How now brown cow?
Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.
Dude, the chinaman is not the issue here.
Three singing pigs say "LA LA LA!"
Was Green Drazi ok with this being in the wine talk part of the board?
quote:Originally posted by pape du neuf:
Anyone who remembers a Dead concert probably wasn't there.
That is why I kept the stubs
Not a quitter, not a spitter.
It's good for your skin.
Hey...welcome home.
I've got a little wine,
Some Marvin Gaye.
So come on and taste me.
I've got a little wine,
Some Marvin Gaye.
So come on and taste me.
Random
oops there goes another rubber tree post
just the tip...
quote:Originally posted by Board-O:quote:Originally posted by VinToronto:quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
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H-C-C-OH
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Okay, I'll bite. Is it a molecule?
We all imbibe it.
Ethanol
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
I didn't need to look it up!
old guy dies and goes to heaven, widow meets him in heaven a few years later. Sees him arm-in-arm with two angels in heaven, making out and having a great time.
Widow runs up to him and yells "Charlie,Charlie, it's me, Martha, so wonderful that we can be together again!"
Charlie says "Hi, great to see you again Martha, but I have to tell you something: the wedding vows said 'Till death do us part'. I fulfilled my terms of the deal we made, now I'm on my own"
Widow runs up to him and yells "Charlie,Charlie, it's me, Martha, so wonderful that we can be together again!"
Charlie says "Hi, great to see you again Martha, but I have to tell you something: the wedding vows said 'Till death do us part'. I fulfilled my terms of the deal we made, now I'm on my own"
The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident.
89% of the people in 49 states said: ''Oh, shit!''
In Texas 94% said: ''Hold my beer. Watch this.''
89% of the people in 49 states said: ''Oh, shit!''
In Texas 94% said: ''Hold my beer. Watch this.''
A guy and a dog walk into a bar. The guy is bragging to everyone that his dog can talk . The bartender calls him over and says, "So your dog can talk, huh?"
The guy says yes. Then the bartendersays, "So, if I gave your dog a dollar he would go out and buy me a newspaper?" The guy says yes, gives the dog a dollar and sends him out.
Three hours later the dog hasn't come back yet, so the owner and the bartender go looking for him. A block from ther bar, they look down an alley and see the dog humping a female dog. The guy yells, "Wow, I've never seen you do that before!"
The dog says, "Well I've never had money before."
The guy says yes. Then the bartendersays, "So, if I gave your dog a dollar he would go out and buy me a newspaper?" The guy says yes, gives the dog a dollar and sends him out.
Three hours later the dog hasn't come back yet, so the owner and the bartender go looking for him. A block from ther bar, they look down an alley and see the dog humping a female dog. The guy yells, "Wow, I've never seen you do that before!"
The dog says, "Well I've never had money before."
quote:Originally posted by Redhawk:
Three singing pigs say "LA LA LA!"
No,no,no that isnt right, Pigs say "oink" all day and night!
The disparity between the Yankees and the rest of the baseball bourgeois has shrunk; there is not much difference among them, the Red Sox and the Phillies. The gap between the elite and the rest is staggering, and so even as the Yankees compete in a division with loaded Red Sox and Rays teams and on-the-come Orioles and Blue Jays units, they may not always reign supreme, but they’ll remain beastly nonetheless.
"To few have come. We cannot defeat the armies of Mordor."
"No, we cannot. But we will meet them in battle nonetheless."
"No, we cannot. But we will meet them in battle nonetheless."
A free Egypt
quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
A free Egypt
Cheers to that.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot
Man who dance with tall girl get bust in mouth
Man who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
I drink to your charm, your beauty and your brains, which gives you a rough idea of how hard up I am for a drink...
There once was a lady named Doris...
quote:Originally posted by PurpleHaze:
This is the thread where MWG comes in and says something spot-on and profound. Get ready....
PH
Still waiting!
quote:Originally posted by winederlust:
There once was a lady named Doris...
My boxer's name is Doris. I also happen to have a neighbour that goes by the same name... coincidence?
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Man who walks through door sideways going to Bangkok.
pip pop flip flop
the "Wine Gods" have smiled... 
quote:Originally posted by Impulse:quote:Originally posted by winederlust:
There once was a lady named Doris...
My boxer's name is Doris. I also happen to have a neighbour that goes by the same name... coincidence?
Yeah, 2, 2 coffees, that's perfect for this cold, dim, fluorescent morning...
...and a couple of those donuts over there, right Doris?
Right, Doris?
Earth to Doris, earth to Doris, come in Doris...
Watching Old Yeller...
"What the hell kind of doggie snuff film is this?!"
"What the hell kind of doggie snuff film is this?!"
Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.
Woman who fly in airlplane have hairy crack up.
Surely you can't be serious.
" plastics "
I am serious, and don't call me "Shirley".
She tastes like cigarettes!
The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."
WTF is up with Ga Ga's horns
My hovercraft is full of eels!!
quote:Originally posted by finz:
My hovercraft is full of eels!!
My nipples explode with delight!!!!!
There is only one reason for a man to learn yoga....
quote:Originally posted by Gigond Ass:
There is only one reason for a man to learn yoga....
Yoga classes are a lot of fun to watch. That's what you meant, right?
Yum
I've had some Fronsacs and Cohors that were pretty good. 
aj will win 20 games this year.
This year, 20 games will be won by aj.
Maybe 20 games of tiddly winks...
He ain't winning 20 games of baseball!
He ain't winning 20 games of baseball!
Does aj know bj?
I'm off to see a man about a horse.
Kidney stones may Rob Ford's bones
but brains will never hurt you.
but brains will never hurt you.
In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda... coulda... shoulda.
Plan your work and work your plan.