Don't Taser me Bro!
fubar
Parkay.
It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
This tastes like ass, with a side of ass......
too much change is not a good thing, just ask the climate.
How do I send a private message?
Your mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles, it looks like she has a mouth full of dice.
your mother wears combat boots
quote:Originally posted by snipes:quote:Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.
One of my all time favorites! We must meet up one day gig.
I look forward to it.

quote:Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.

quote:Originally posted by Icewino:
I have a mind like a steel trap
These pretzels are making me thristy.
quote:Originally posted by Wine Sparty:
These pretzels are making me thristy.

That statement was uttered a few times.

quote:Originally posted by gigabit:quote:Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
One of the most original comedians of the past 25 years. I must have listened to I Have a Pony a thousand times.
Agreed. Just seemed to fit the spirit of this thread.
Mocha on the mid-palate.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
she's my cherry pie!
"Oh Harold, I think you've been brainwashed. You're missing a very important point: marriage is not a basic fact of nature, it's an invention. It's like the infield fly rule; it exists only because the women say so, and like idiots we just go following right along."
"Push the button, Harold."
"Push the button, Harold."
The Canucks will win the Stanley Cup this year.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Do you...Yahoo?
What do you think he's doing, Julian? He's hookin... He's hookin for cheeseburgers!
I've had a few wines from Cahors
and Fronsac that I thought were interesting for the price.
and Fronsac that I thought were interesting for the price.
quote:Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I've had a few wines from Cahors
and Fronsac that I thought were interesting for the price.
Head still shaking.

Look at the color of this wine. It’s all red and stuff. I’m 13.8 on that.
The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.
Discuss...
Discuss...
Would you like to touch my monkey...
difference between yo mama and a mosquito; a mosquito stops sucking once you slap it!
Where's the beef?
Itchy beetles scratch my anchor.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up amphetamines.
There's never been a better 4,000th post.
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Fat chicks wearing belly shirts.
It's all down here from hill.
quote:Originally posted by Berno:
There's never been a better 4,000th post.

I only hope I live (drink)that long
You all are such cunning linguists 

No sleep till Brooklyn
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
quote:Originally posted by mrs.Parucci:
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Duvall may very well be the finest actor of my generation.
Hear hear.
I'm off to see a man about a horse.
quote:Originally posted by wine+art:quote:Originally posted by mrs.Parucci:
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Duvall may very well be the finest actor of my generation.
Charlie don't surf!!
"Every child is an artist"
Bagels beagels
Random yes. Off topic how?
May the fleas of a thousand camel infest their hairy regions.
She's a butter face.
Kharnack: "May your only son be a goalie for a nudist hockey team".
And now for something completely different...
Antonio Galloni is taking over CA reviews for the WA.
ignore this post.
Is it safe?
Anette Bening should stop campaigning for the Oscar and just let Natalie win it with class.
Drop Dead Fred.
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
Kharnack: "May your only son be agoaliequarterback for a nudisthockeyfootball team".
You Shut your mouth while you're talking to me!
You talking to me?
YOU TALKING TO ME?
YOU TALKING TO ME?
You talking to ME?
YOU TALKING TO ME?
YOU TALKING TO ME?
You talking to ME?
A monumental tour de force in winemaking.
It's my last jelly, eh.
One large with just cheese.
One large with pineapple and bacon.
One medium with pepperoni, mushroom and onion.
One large with pineapple and bacon.
One medium with pepperoni, mushroom and onion.
Egg Zachary.
nuff said!
“Finally, monsieur, a wafer thin mint”
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't lead a horticulture.
Did I just use bacon as a verb?
That was pretty funny.
He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn't get a drink at the table! What's the matter with you?
i'm just glad i'm not in egypt right now.
Packers
everything counts in large amounts
Smart people complicate...the wise simplify.
quote:Originally posted by Purple Teeth:
Smart people complicate...the wise simplify.
I like that one.
The crow flies at midnight.
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
No "I"in team
quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
No "I"in team
But there is an "M" and an "E"
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
No "I"in team
But there is an "M" and an "E"
but not together
quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers:quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
No "I"in team
But there is an "M" and an "E"
but not together[/QUOTE
And you can't spell c-*-n-t without you!

"What's more American than Spring Break in Cancun?"
--from a Jack in the Box commercial
--from a Jack in the Box commercial
Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
No "I"in team
But there is one in "win".
We've buried the hatchet and come to this campfire with peace in our hearts.
I wish to increase my post count
Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
quote:Originally posted by mountainman:
everything counts in large amounts
Brings me back to the old Depeche Mode days

Pass the Petrus please...
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Oh boy,sleep!sheep! That's where I'm a viking!
Who knew?
(with apologies to Ralph Wiggum)
If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.
It's not loaded.
You will never be as young as you are today.
It puts the lotion on the skin...
How many dead shows have you seen ?
I loved a girl in San Francisco once,......no twice.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Anyone who remembers a Dead concert probably wasn't there.
Jan Smithers was way hotter than Loni Anderson.
Why so much plastic wrapping, Costco? why ???
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