As per AzCat's idea in the Undiscovered thread, here goes:



Cornflakes are nice.
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Response by an old guy to a query on how he's doing:
"Well, my semi-annual hard-on has now become my annual semi hard-on."

I don't want to get old.
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Originally posted by KSC02's BIG Brother:
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Originally posted by guy david newhouse:
Every single issue boils down to Sex or Money..... and sometimes Both.


Have we met?


I know we have.
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Originally posted by Mimik:
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Originally posted by KSC02's BIG Brother:
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Originally posted by guy david newhouse:
Every single issue boils down to Sex or Money..... and sometimes Both.


Have we met?


I know we have.


KSC02 has a big brother?
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Originally posted by wine+art:
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Originally posted by DoktaP:
His poor mother


Different fathers?


Different mammals.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"

"You know what I am? I'm just a dog chasing cars."

"I wouldn't know what do do with one if I caught it!"
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Originally posted by Gigond Ass:
"You know what I am? I'm just a dog chasing cars."

"Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I AM AN AGENT OF CHAOS."
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Originally posted by DoktaP:
"I had a tough first job. It involved picking fly shit out of pepper with boxing gloves". Now that's tough!


Dad warned you!
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Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.


One of my all time favorites! We must meet up one day gig.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
- Woody Allen
You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

Speaking of that, my brother was at the club the other day, but we were out of fish.
it's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.... (insert any other Beck lyrics here).
It's grey in Seattle today. Sort of like yesterday only not quite as grey but maybe it just feels that way. Kind of reminds me of 2 days ago, but not quite if you know what I mean. If I had to compare it to any day, it would probably be closer to the weather we had 3 days ago, but maybe that's because it just felt more grey-ish that day.

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