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What exactly did you smoke today? Be specific.

I wish I would have installed a gas stove when I had the chance instead of chumping out with electric

This is the thread where MWG comes in and says something spot-on and profound. Get ready....

PH

You can't boil that water. It's already been boiled!

Response by an old guy to a query on how he's doing:
"Well, my semi-annual hard-on has now become my annual semi hard-on."

I don't want to get old.

Maple Leafs don't have a website 'cause they can't put 3 w's together in a row.

Do you walk to work or take a lunch?

dratcuf

The wet dog sweats by the fire.

What was the name of that dog on Rin Tin Tin?

That's the reason bees are dying.

Chix W/Dix

Every single issue boils down to Sex or Money..... and sometimes Both.

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Originally posted by KSC02's BIG Brother:

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Originally posted by guy david newhouse:
Every single issue boils down to Sex or Money..... and sometimes Both.

Have we met?

I know we have.

When does daylight savings begin?

This madness has to stop!!

ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!!

It's only a flesh wound.

Everyone call me Dragon from now on.

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Originally posted by Mimik:

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Originally posted by KSC02's BIG Brother:

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Originally posted by guy david newhouse:
Every single issue boils down to Sex or Money..... and sometimes Both.

Have we met?

I know we have.

KSC02 has a big brother?

His poor mother

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Originally posted by DoktaP:
His poor mother

Different fathers?

I never did mind the little things.

You know what 'they' say..... "Devil's in the details"

But 'they' also say, "Never sweat the small stuff. And it's all small stuff"

Hello young lovers

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Originally posted by wine+art:

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Originally posted by DoktaP:
His poor mother

Different fathers?

Different mammals.

That's gonna leave a mark.

Sympathy for the Devil

Just one more sip!

Please ignore this post


I know I certainly will.

My work is so fulfilling. Every time I bend over I get fulfilled.

Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.

Asphincter says what?

"Look, Babs. So many little eggies, and I'm still starving, and I'm going to eat them all before I go to sleepie"

anyone recognize the quote?

Hey, what do you guys think are the best "undiscovered" wine regions?

I didn't know you could fingerprint vomit.

If it was up your ass, you'd know where it was.

Were Canadians embarassed by Alpha Flight comics?

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"

"You know what I am? I'm just a dog chasing cars."

"I wouldn't know what do do with one if I caught it!"

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Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.

That's what she said.

Gigondass,

You seem to be having an awful lot of input on this post.

The Dude abides.

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Originally posted by winederlust:
I didn't know you could fingerprint vomit.

You can't really dust for vomit.

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Originally posted by AZCat:
The Dude abides.

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Originally posted by theweb:
Asphincter says what?

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

Spoonman, come together with your hands.

You guys are walking in slow motion?

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

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Originally posted by Gigond Ass:
"You know what I am? I'm just a dog chasing cars."

"Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I AM AN AGENT OF CHAOS."

I am using you am I amusing you.

Do you work alone or by yourself?

I've had a few wines from Cahors
and Fronsac that I thought were interesting for the price.

The secret is in the sauce

Off to see the lizard

Algy met a bear
The bear was bulgy
The bulge was Algy.

"I had a tough first job. It involved picking fly shit out of pepper with boxing gloves". Now that's tough!

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Originally posted by DoktaP:
"I had a tough first job. It involved picking fly shit out of pepper with boxing gloves". Now that's tough!

Dad warned you!

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

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Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.

One of my all time favorites! We must meet up one day gig.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
- Woody Allen

This one goes to 11.

You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

Speaking of that, my brother was at the club the other day, but we were out of fish.

If the phone doesn't ring, it's me

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

i know you are but what am i? infinity!

I drink to make others more interesting.

We do respect her but we love to watch her strut.

I never answer a phone call because someone might be on the other line - actual quote by Freddy Couples.

Sit down Rodney. Keep your brains warm.

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Originally posted by KSC02:
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

If your nose runs and your feet smell....you're built upside down!

i had a son on 1-15-11

The only thing I can't resist is temptation.

I thought I had erred once, but I was mistaken.

is it happy hour yet

This snowflake tastes like fishsticks.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I miss Scooby Doo.

operator, give me the number to 911!

Does this look infected?

maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

spank my a$$ and call me charlie

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.

You got the wrong guy, I'm the Dude, man

it's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

I used to be conceited...now, I'm perfect.

He thinks it's a Schwinn!

Let go of my Eggo!

some say glass is half empty, others say its half full, I say the glass is to big and the pour is to small

Enchiladas make messy bookmarks.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.... (insert any other Beck lyrics here).

Suns out

this sucks more than anything has ever sucked before.

I"ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

It's grey in Seattle today. Sort of like yesterday only not quite as grey but maybe it just feels that way. Kind of reminds me of 2 days ago, but not quite if you know what I mean. If I had to compare it to any day, it would probably be closer to the weather we had 3 days ago, but maybe that's because it just felt more grey-ish that day.