act of God
When the wind is goin'
There's no way of knowin'
Whether it's just blowin'
Or actually snowin'
(either way, it sure fills up your driveway)
There's no way of knowin'
Whether it's just blowin'
Or actually snowin'
(either way, it sure fills up your driveway)
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
A one-L lama, he's a preist
A two-L llama, he's a beast
But I would bet a silk pajama
There's no such thing as a three-L lllama.
A two-L llama, he's a beast
But I would bet a silk pajama
There's no such thing as a three-L lllama.
damn you sleep, how dare you elude me!
Bullocks!
I've heard of unisex, but I've never had it.
I'm not a witch. I'm you.
Difficult to say when intoxicated:
Cinnamon, Mellifluous
Very difficult to say when intoxicated:
Transubstantiate, Specificity
Impossible to say when intoxicated:
No, I really don't want to have sex with you.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
I must be going hoome now as I have to work in the morning.
I won't attempt to dance, because I am know how uncoordinated I am.
Cinnamon, Mellifluous
Very difficult to say when intoxicated:
Transubstantiate, Specificity
Impossible to say when intoxicated:
No, I really don't want to have sex with you.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
I must be going hoome now as I have to work in the morning.
I won't attempt to dance, because I am know how uncoordinated I am.
Run away! Run away!
funny, vintoronto! 
Maybe tommorrow
quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
Maybe tommorrow
There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road, that's where I'll always be.
Every stop I make, I make a new friend,
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
Down this road that never seems to end,
Where new adventure lies just around the bend.
So if you want to drive me for a while,
Just grab your hat, come travel light, that's hobo style.
Maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home.
So if you want to join me for a while,
Just grab your hat, come travel light, that's hobo style
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
There's a world that's waiting to unfold,
A brand new tale no-one has ever told.
We've journeyed far far and know it wont be long;
We're almost there, and we've paid our fare with our hobo song.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.
So if you want to join me for a while,
Just grab your hat, come travel light, that's hobo style.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll find what I call home, Until tomorrow, you know I'm free
quote:
Me too! The Americans had lassie and Benji and we had the littlest Hobo. Hey, at least we had a non-whimpy dog, a german sheppard!
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:quote:
Me too! The Americans had lassie and Benji and we had the littlest Hobo. Hey, at least we had a non-whimpy dog, a german sheppard!
Do you remember "Trouble with Tracy" - haha - that was frickin hymanious and Canadian too!
If you wanna pop that puppy's can, you don't have to grease him so hard, jarhead.
Alternatively,
"Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
Somehow I just don't see this post ever dying off...
Any outburst from Carlos Estevez would suffice. Here at least...
I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.
Do you think the rain will hurt the rhubarb?
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
You can't process me with a normal brain.
I'm a warlock
"Red wine with fish...Well that should have told me something."
"That's no lady....that's my wife"
My back hurts from moving those La Tache Nebuchadnezzars
quote:Originally posted by rmkam:
My back hurts from moving those La Tache Nebuchadnezzars
You put them on the left side of my cellar right?
"If every dog has it's day, does a dog with a broken tail have a weak end?"
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
quote:I'm a warlock
I think we could go for weeks on Charlie Sheens recent rantings alone. I like this observation from Sarah Silverman:
"If I were hanging out with 20 year old porn stars, I'd feel like a genius, too."
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:quote:Originally posted by rmkam:
My back hurts from moving those La Tache Nebuchadnezzars
You put them on the left side of my cellar right?
Cellar? I put them in the attic!
I'm 98 points on that!
I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
So you were taking cocaine?
Well, I didn't take it. I paid for it.
Well, I didn't take it. I paid for it.
Oysters! Come walk with us...
I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.