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Difficult to say when intoxicated:
Cinnamon, Mellifluous

Very difficult to say when intoxicated:
Transubstantiate, Specificity

Impossible to say when intoxicated:
No, I really don't want to have sex with you.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
I must be going hoome now as I have to work in the morning.
I won't attempt to dance, because I am know how uncoordinated I am.
quote:
Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
Maybe tommorrow


There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road, that's where I'll always be.
Every stop I make, I make a new friend,
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Down this road that never seems to end,
Where new adventure lies just around the bend.
So if you want to drive me for a while,
Just grab your hat, come travel light, that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home.

So if you want to join me for a while,
Just grab your hat, come travel light, that's hobo style

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

There's a world that's waiting to unfold,
A brand new tale no-one has ever told.
We've journeyed far far and know it wont be long;
We're almost there, and we've paid our fare with our hobo song.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

So if you want to join me for a while,
Just grab your hat, come travel light, that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll find what I call home, Until tomorrow, you know I'm free
quote:
Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.


quote:
I'm a warlock


I think we could go for weeks on Charlie Sheens recent rantings alone. I like this observation from Sarah Silverman:
"If I were hanging out with 20 year old porn stars, I'd feel like a genius, too."

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