Surely you can't be serious.
" plastics "
I am serious, and don't call me "Shirley".
She tastes like cigarettes!
The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."
WTF is up with Ga Ga's horns
My hovercraft is full of eels!!
quote:Originally posted by finz:
My hovercraft is full of eels!!
My nipples explode with delight!!!!!
There is only one reason for a man to learn yoga....
quote:Originally posted by Gigond Ass:
There is only one reason for a man to learn yoga....
Yoga classes are a lot of fun to watch. That's what you meant, right?
Yum
I've had some Fronsacs and Cohors that were pretty good. 
aj will win 20 games this year.
This year, 20 games will be won by aj.
Maybe 20 games of tiddly winks...
He ain't winning 20 games of baseball!
He ain't winning 20 games of baseball!
Does aj know bj?
I'm off to see a man about a horse.
Kidney stones may Rob Ford's bones
but brains will never hurt you.
but brains will never hurt you.
In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda... coulda... shoulda.
Plan your work and work your plan.
quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
Save me from Ice Wino
I apologize for the thread drift.
Don't get me started AzCat.
quote:Originally posted by VinToronto:
Kidney stones may Rob Ford's bones
but brains will never hurt you.
You are quite the poet
quote:Originally posted by theweb:quote:Originally posted by VinToronto:
Kidney stones may Rob Ford's bones
but brains will never hurt you.
You are quite the poet
I just realized who that post was about. Hilarious!
I like how nice people are to each other on the boards....
OMG Becky, look at her butt. Its so big. She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends. Who understands those rap guys. They only talk to her cause she looks like a total prostitute, Okay. I mean her butt is just so big. I can't believe its just so round. Its like out there, I mean, gross. Look. She's just so........
Just finished completing the Unified Field Theory that explains how the universe works from the subatomic level on up. Now I think I'll listen to some Justin Bieber.
quote:Originally posted by vinole:
Just finished completing the Unified Field Theory that explains how the universe works from the subatomic level on up. Now I think I'll listen to some Justin Bieber.
If you're a 38DD, I will be your bosom buddy.
p.s. No men need apply.
p.s. No men need apply.
If I told you I loved your body, would you hold it against me?
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
If I told you I loved your body, would you hold it against me?
Perhaps a new thread is in order...worst pickup lines of all time?
wine comforts the cold moon fools...
Drugs are bad.
quote:Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
Does your dog bite?
You mean, does your pussy-cat bite?
It's not my dog.
Just say, "No."
"Well a very, very heavay a heavy derit, burtation tonight — we had a very dairst Darrison…buyet let’s go hit tarish taszin, licsth ta bit to hed the pedt."
The life and times of judge Roy Bean
The bosom of nature bursts with blooming buds.