Does your dog bite?
quote:Originally posted by VinToronto:quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
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H-C-C-OH
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Okay, I'll bite. Is it a molecule?
We all imbibe it.
It's the Aqua Velva molecule!
How now brown cow?
Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.
Dude, the chinaman is not the issue here.
Three singing pigs say "LA LA LA!"
Was Green Drazi ok with this being in the wine talk part of the board?
quote:Originally posted by pape du neuf:
Anyone who remembers a Dead concert probably wasn't there.
That is why I kept the stubs
Not a quitter, not a spitter.
It's good for your skin.
Hey...welcome home.
I've got a little wine,
Some Marvin Gaye.
So come on and taste me.
I've got a little wine,
Some Marvin Gaye.
So come on and taste me.
Random
oops there goes another rubber tree post
just the tip...
quote:Originally posted by Board-O:quote:Originally posted by VinToronto:quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
___H H
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H-C-C-OH
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___H H
Okay, I'll bite. Is it a molecule?
We all imbibe it.
Ethanol
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
I didn't need to look it up!
old guy dies and goes to heaven, widow meets him in heaven a few years later. Sees him arm-in-arm with two angels in heaven, making out and having a great time.
Widow runs up to him and yells "Charlie,Charlie, it's me, Martha, so wonderful that we can be together again!"
Charlie says "Hi, great to see you again Martha, but I have to tell you something: the wedding vows said 'Till death do us part'. I fulfilled my terms of the deal we made, now I'm on my own"
Widow runs up to him and yells "Charlie,Charlie, it's me, Martha, so wonderful that we can be together again!"
Charlie says "Hi, great to see you again Martha, but I have to tell you something: the wedding vows said 'Till death do us part'. I fulfilled my terms of the deal we made, now I'm on my own"
The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident.
89% of the people in 49 states said: ''Oh, shit!''
In Texas 94% said: ''Hold my beer. Watch this.''
89% of the people in 49 states said: ''Oh, shit!''
In Texas 94% said: ''Hold my beer. Watch this.''
A guy and a dog walk into a bar. The guy is bragging to everyone that his dog can talk . The bartender calls him over and says, "So your dog can talk, huh?"
The guy says yes. Then the bartendersays, "So, if I gave your dog a dollar he would go out and buy me a newspaper?" The guy says yes, gives the dog a dollar and sends him out.
Three hours later the dog hasn't come back yet, so the owner and the bartender go looking for him. A block from ther bar, they look down an alley and see the dog humping a female dog. The guy yells, "Wow, I've never seen you do that before!"
The dog says, "Well I've never had money before."
The guy says yes. Then the bartendersays, "So, if I gave your dog a dollar he would go out and buy me a newspaper?" The guy says yes, gives the dog a dollar and sends him out.
Three hours later the dog hasn't come back yet, so the owner and the bartender go looking for him. A block from ther bar, they look down an alley and see the dog humping a female dog. The guy yells, "Wow, I've never seen you do that before!"
The dog says, "Well I've never had money before."
quote:Originally posted by Redhawk:
Three singing pigs say "LA LA LA!"
No,no,no that isnt right, Pigs say "oink" all day and night!
The disparity between the Yankees and the rest of the baseball bourgeois has shrunk; there is not much difference among them, the Red Sox and the Phillies. The gap between the elite and the rest is staggering, and so even as the Yankees compete in a division with loaded Red Sox and Rays teams and on-the-come Orioles and Blue Jays units, they may not always reign supreme, but they’ll remain beastly nonetheless.
"To few have come. We cannot defeat the armies of Mordor."
"No, we cannot. But we will meet them in battle nonetheless."
"No, we cannot. But we will meet them in battle nonetheless."
A free Egypt
quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
A free Egypt
Cheers to that.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot
Man who dance with tall girl get bust in mouth
Man who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
I drink to your charm, your beauty and your brains, which gives you a rough idea of how hard up I am for a drink...
There once was a lady named Doris...
quote:Originally posted by PurpleHaze:
This is the thread where MWG comes in and says something spot-on and profound. Get ready....
PH
Still waiting!
quote:Originally posted by winederlust:
There once was a lady named Doris...
My boxer's name is Doris. I also happen to have a neighbour that goes by the same name... coincidence?
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Man who walks through door sideways going to Bangkok.
pip pop flip flop
the "Wine Gods" have smiled... 
quote:Originally posted by Impulse:quote:Originally posted by winederlust:
There once was a lady named Doris...
My boxer's name is Doris. I also happen to have a neighbour that goes by the same name... coincidence?
Yeah, 2, 2 coffees, that's perfect for this cold, dim, fluorescent morning...
...and a couple of those donuts over there, right Doris?
Right, Doris?
Earth to Doris, earth to Doris, come in Doris...
Watching Old Yeller...
"What the hell kind of doggie snuff film is this?!"
"What the hell kind of doggie snuff film is this?!"
Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.
Woman who fly in airlplane have hairy crack up.