"You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one"

John Lennon
Sometimes whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks, I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&Ms and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
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Originally posted by Mimik:
Sometimes whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks, I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&Ms and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "please use this M&M for breeding purposes."


That's not logical. The first M&M's will always suffer from some injury, which allows later M&M's to easily defeat it.

You should have a March Madness style competition, with champions from the first round competing against each other, moving up the brackets, etc. Then you would truly have a master M&M champion.
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Originally posted by Mimik:
Sometimes whenever "


Nothing can be "sometimes whenever". It can be sometimes, or it can whenever, but it can't be both.
You know what happens around here when people post without attribution! Prepare yourself for a stern lecture from PurpleHaze.
Big Grin
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Originally posted by VinT:
You know what happens around here when people post without attribution! Prepare yourself for a stern lecture from PurpleHaze.
Big Grin


I ain't fazed by PurpleHaze!

(that's mine)
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Originally posted by Mimik:
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Originally posted by VinT:
You know what happens around here when people post without attribution! Prepare yourself for a stern lecture from PurpleHaze.
Big Grin


I ain't fazed by PurpleHaze!

(that's mine)


Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices
That, if I then had waked after long sleep,
Will make me sleep again. And then, in dreaming,
The clouds methought would open and show riches
Ready to drop upon me, that when I waked
I cried to dream again....Shakespeare, the tempest
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Originally posted by FL Wino:
I hate girls Irma & Maria and their brother Harvey

Big blow hard family


If Maria and Jose had merged would the resulting hurricane be called Jesus?
I happened to grab one of those chocolates that are wrapped in inspirational / motivational sayings today that I can finally get behind.

Share something offline.
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Originally posted by Napacat:
Shatner is absolutely hysterical. Not sure if he is serious or tongue in cheek...but it great nonetheless.


Likely a bit of both...
Puerto Rico Should Be “Proud” More People Haven’t Died Like in a “Real Catastrophe Like Katrina”
How would you like to be a bondholder when Trump says Puerto Rico's debt should be wiped out?

Trump is truly dangerously stupid.
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Originally posted by bman:
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Originally posted by wine+art:
It is an island, surrounded by water, big water.


Big Grin

ocean water.

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