Samuel Jackson can't sing, stop the commercial!
"You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one"
John Lennon
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one"
John Lennon
Sometimes whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks, I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&Ms and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
Some things posted here are more random than others.
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:
Sometimes whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks, I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&Ms and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
That's not logical. The first M&M's will always suffer from some injury, which allows later M&M's to easily defeat it.
You should have a March Madness style competition, with champions from the first round competing against each other, moving up the brackets, etc. Then you would truly have a master M&M champion.
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:
Sometimes whenever "
Nothing can be "sometimes whenever". It can be sometimes, or it can whenever, but it can't be both.
Haha. That was a quote I found on the internet. I wasn't the author, just the messenger.
You know what happens around here when people post without attribution! Prepare yourself for a stern lecture from PurpleHaze.
quote:Originally posted by VinT:
You know what happens around here when people post without attribution! Prepare yourself for a stern lecture from PurpleHaze.
I ain't fazed by PurpleHaze!
(that's mine)
IBS is a PITA
I like to drink wine more than I used to.
She packed my bags last night preflight.
Where did everyone go?
Nambia. 
Cote du Roir.
Napa.
Does referencing a fake country constitute fake news?
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:quote:Originally posted by VinT:
You know what happens around here when people post without attribution! Prepare yourself for a stern lecture from PurpleHaze.
I ain't fazed by PurpleHaze!
(that's mine)
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices
That, if I then had waked after long sleep,
Will make me sleep again. And then, in dreaming,
The clouds methought would open and show riches
Ready to drop upon me, that when I waked
I cried to dream again....Shakespeare, the tempest
She packed my bags....last night
pre-flight
Zero hour
nine AM
And I'm gonna be (long drag of the cigarette)
high
.
.
as a kite by then.
https://youtu.be/lul-Y8vSr0I?t=31
pre-flight
Zero hour
nine AM
And I'm gonna be (long drag of the cigarette)
high
.
.
as a kite by then.
https://youtu.be/lul-Y8vSr0I?t=31
Shatner is absolutely hysterical. Not sure if he is serious or tongue in cheek...but it great nonetheless.
I hate girls Irma & Maria and their brother Harvey
Big blow hard family
Big blow hard family
quote:Originally posted by FL Wino:
I hate girls Irma & Maria and their brother Harvey
Big blow hard family
If Maria and Jose had merged would the resulting hurricane be called Jesus?
L'shanah tovah
Deus Ex Vinum!
I happened to grab one of those chocolates that are wrapped in inspirational / motivational sayings today that I can finally get behind.
Share something offline.
Share something offline.
quote:Originally posted by Napacat:
Shatner is absolutely hysterical. Not sure if he is serious or tongue in cheek...but it great nonetheless.
Likely a bit of both...
A long life is often more a curse than a blessing
Moron.
Peace
quote:Originally posted by billhike:
Moron.
Truth.
DOTUS
PH
PH
Catalonia.
Big ocean. Big.
It is an island, surrounded by water, big water.
Warmest condolences.
PH
PH
Flashlights? You don't need them anymore - Have some paper towels
Puerto Rico Should Be “Proud” More People Haven’t Died Like in a “Real Catastrophe Like Katrina”
How would you like to be a bondholder when Trump says Puerto Rico's debt should be wiped out?
Trump is truly dangerously stupid.
Trump is truly dangerously stupid.
quote:Originally posted by wine+art:
It is an island, surrounded by water, big water.
quote:Originally posted by bman:quote:Originally posted by wine+art:
It is an island, surrounded by water, big water.
ocean water.