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Originally posted by sunnylea57:
What kind of meeting were you in? Did you record it in case you need it as evidence?


WiFi and data usage increases on a macro level. If Teledildonics ever takes up a measurable portion of the wifi spectrum and data usage we will all have bigger issues!
On a separate note, I was just scratching my beard and gave myself a beard splinter. I've got a sizable splinter in my index finger which is a piece of hair and I'm going to need tweezers to get it out. Hurts just like a wood one.

If that isn't random I don't know WHAT is.
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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
On a separate note, I was just scratching my beard and gave myself a beard splinter. I've got a sizable splinter in my index finger which is a piece of hair and I'm going to need tweezers to get it out. Hurts just like a wood one.

If that isn't random I don't know WHAT is.


Been there myself...
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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Teledildonics



Pretty sure he runs the zamboni at moss park. I think he's from a Baltic state or something. We always throw him a beer after the game, nice enough guy.
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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
On a separate note, I was just scratching my beard and gave myself a beard splinter. I've got a sizable splinter in my index finger which is a piece of hair and I'm going to need tweezers to get it out. Hurts just like a wood one.

Talk to anyone who cuts hair for a living and they will tell you how painful short, sharp slivers of hair can be. And the painful places they embed themselves.
True conversation today:

Guy on Phone: Do I have a warrant?
Me: (looking it up on computer) Yes.
GoP: Why?
Me: You were convicted of a drug offense 5 months ago, sentenced to begin 90 days in drug treatment, and you never went.
GoP: So, they issued a warrant for that?
When I first started on the site last month, I saw all the posts that started with TN. I thought to myself for a few days, there are a lot of people from Tennessee on this board.
My on and off again girlfriend is working on a new CW network show this week. Those in the SD crew who have met her would agree it's a show she has been practicing her whole life for. It's called "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
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Originally posted by Michael Y.:
When I first started on the site last month, I saw all the posts that started with TN. I thought to myself for a few days, there are a lot of people from Tennessee on this board.


What wrong with people from Tennessee?
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Originally posted by BOMBA503:
My on and off again girlfriend is working on a new CW network show this week. Those in the SD crew who have met her would agree it's a show she has been practicing her whole life for. It's called "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

LOL! I'm sure she will do a great job!
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Originally posted by Mimik:
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Originally posted by Michael Y.:
When I first started on the site last month, I saw all the posts that started with TN. I thought to myself for a few days, there are a lot of people from Tennessee on this board.


What wrong with people from Tennessee?


No, they are great people.

And I love the Orange the Vol's fans wear....they can wear it to the game on Friday...hunting on Saturdays...and the rest of the week when they are picking up trash along the side of the road Big Grin
After reading the latest batch of new wine email offerings I've decided I'm changing my name to "IonlyDrink100pters".
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Originally posted by FL Wino:
Batten Down the Hatches

SC NC VA NJ


They are battened down.

Well, batten them down again! We'll teach those hatches! --BB
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Originally posted by mneeley490:
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Originally posted by FL Wino:
Batten Down the Hatches

SC NC VA NJ


They are battened down.


Well, batten them down again! We'll teach those hatches! --BB


Nevermind
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Originally posted by mneeley490:
So the computer hacker group "Anonymous" is going after ISIL. I'll bet those aren't the 72 virgins they were expecting.


Ouch but funnyWink

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