what day is it?
It sucks.
I've been bitten and smitten by a lady
and I do not want the cure...
and I do not want the cure...
on the way home
quote:Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
I've been bitten and smitten by a lady
and I do not want the cure...
The only cure is more cowbell.
If you see Elvis today, wish him a happy 80th birthday.
This could be the one..... 
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!
If your nose runs and your feet smell.....you're built upside down!
I keep a 12-pack of Cherry Coke cans in my wine cellar at all times.
quote:Originally posted by sunnylea57:
I'd like to hear some f#^kin' Dixieland.
Preservation Hall Band
Je Suis Charlie
I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
I think my wife just killed a paper shredder.
On old Olympus towering top a Finn and German viewed some hops.
Broadsword calling Danny boy, we have it all. Over.
"Sure, Target owes me money, but I'm not worried. If they don't pay me I can write off the loss on my tax return, eh?" On CBC this morning. The "eh?" is verbatim. The rest is from memory.
rainy day
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the pouring rain
In the middle of the pouring rain
I'd rather laugh with the sinners
Than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun....
Only the good die young...
Thanks B Joel...
Than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun....
Only the good die young...
Thanks B Joel...
My right butt cheek is itchy.
Whose finger is this?
My glutes are shutting off.
Drink wine and look at the moon and think of all the civilisations the moon has seen passing by. - Omar Khayyam
According to my 4-year old son, mummies are just Zombies wrapped in toilet paper.
Everyday bears it's gift...just untie the ribbons.
its cold
...or a baby's arm holding an apple.
quote:Originally posted by VinT:
...or a baby's arm holding an apple.
Listening to The Tubes?
quote:Originally posted by DoktaP:
If your nose runs and your feet smell.....you're built upside down!
I like that!
Ice Dam
I went home with a waitress, like I usually do.
How was I to know, she was with the Russians, too?
How was I to know, she was with the Russians, too?
Sun TV 
That's funny VinT
They ALWAYS give a wind chill number on the weather, whether it's windy or not.
Why don't they report when the sun makes it feel warmer? Yesterday started at -20 C here (-4 F) but at noon, the sun was out, no wind and it was comfortable outside with no gloves, hat... a really nice day. Ambient temp was about -10 C or 14 F at noon, but felt about 0 C or 32 F, and quite nice.
Think I'd fall off my chair if I heard a weather reporter say 'It's - 5 outside but feels like +2 if you're in the sun.
Why don't they report when the sun makes it feel warmer? Yesterday started at -20 C here (-4 F) but at noon, the sun was out, no wind and it was comfortable outside with no gloves, hat... a really nice day. Ambient temp was about -10 C or 14 F at noon, but felt about 0 C or 32 F, and quite nice.
Think I'd fall off my chair if I heard a weather reporter say 'It's - 5 outside but feels like +2 if you're in the sun.
Akin to VinT.....Fox news
quote:Originally posted by VinT:
Sun TV
Very appropos for this thread. Good riddance.
Nobody wants my sh*t. 