I have ignored this post for quite awhile. Wait...
Is oral sex bad for your teeth?
No. She had the whitest teeth I'd ever come across.
Candy is dandy but sex won't rot your teeth!
Candy maybe dandy but liquor is quicker.
quote:Originally posted by VinT:
No. She had the whitest teeth I'd ever "come" across.
Fixed
whiskey makes you frisky
quote:Originally posted by winetarelli:
They're real; and they're spectacular
"They most certainly are." - Stan Laurel
"Lyle Lovatt walks off stage if he smells that s$!t."
For the record, this defendant has come to court, drunk.
I just got sent two of the worst jokes ever.
- A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”
-Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
- A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”
-Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
mm october 1st seemed to have passed me by.
Just watched Bugs Bunny "Hillbilly Hare", and it was hilarious. Go for it.
Coke Badger
Eating a fresh fig is like eating...um, well, never mind.
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Coke Badger
Nothing good can come from this...whatever it is.
Is feeling a bit surly tonight.
"I don't believe jail is the right environment for me. I need to be out, to experience my own mistakes."
I cannot make this stuff up.
I cannot make this stuff up.
'A meal without wine is called breakfast'
I'm breaking the internet.
I'd like to hear some f#^kin' Dixieland.
morning already?
i have earned multiple discounts at local wine shops after showing them video of me using port tongs. I am thinking if this would work with other hobbies as well.
Oh, I didn't know. That's what the ruckus was. The screaming, the mike... Yours is a very strange religion. You'll grow tired of it.
I was the wine buyer for our company's Christmas party this year. This year "Yellowtale For All!" will not be proclaimed from upon high.
Alright, that does it. Screw you guys - I'm going home.
It's 4:19am and I'm still in the office. Hooray for lazy ass, didn't take home dry cleaning! At least I'll have a new shirt in a few hours...
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
It's 4:19am and I'm still in the office. Hooray for lazy ass, didn't take home dry cleaning! At least I'll have a new shirt in a few hours...
It is only 3:27 AM for me.
quote:Originally posted by wine+art:quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
It's 4:19am and I'm still in the office. Hooray for lazy ass, didn't take home dry cleaning! At least I'll have a new shirt in a few hours...
It is only 3:27 AM for me.
But are you gonna kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight? Or go home and sleep?
its cold here
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:quote:Originally posted by wine+art:quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
It's 4:19am and I'm still in the office. Hooray for lazy ass, didn't take home dry cleaning! At least I'll have a new shirt in a few hours...
It is only 3:27 AM for me.
But are you gonna kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight? Or go home and sleep?
Just trying to finish up so I can get back home a day early.
quote:Originally posted by wine+art:
It is only 3:27 AM for me.
Posted at 8:55 AM....Where the heck are you??? Asia?
quote:Originally posted by KSC02:quote:Originally posted by wine+art:
It is only 3:27 AM for me.
Posted at 8:55 AM....Where the heck are you??? Asia?
No he posted it at 4:27am EST
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
No he posted it at 4:27am EST
AH! Indeed he did
Well that's w+a. He doesn't sleep
work gets in the way of my wine sometimes. or does wine get in the way of my work hmmmmm
quote:Originally posted by KSC02:quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
No he posted it at 4:27am EST
AH! Indeed he did
Well that's w+a. He doesn't sleep
... when I'm dead I shall, but until then, no need to waste valuable time.
P.S., winetarelli is right there with me.
quote:Originally posted by KSC02:quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
No he posted it at 4:27am EST
AH! Indeed he did
Well that's w+a. He doesn't sleep
That works out well when I'm half way around the world and want to text w+a about something I'm drinking, smoking or eating.
Odds are above average I don't have to bother looking at my watch. He's probably up.
tomorrow is
12/13/14
what a date to do something memorable
12/13/14
what a date to do something memorable
The ontogeny of the individual recapitulates the phylogeny of the group.
"He's a stud!"
Pete Carroll, speaking of Jim Harbaugh
Pete Carroll, speaking of Jim Harbaugh