Californians won't be happy until they can get designer weather.
quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
Californians won't be happy until they can get designer weather.
Ok...

I've had my fair share of crappy weather experiences (Hurricane Andrew, Oklahoma Tornadoes, Texas hail, Iraq summers, Afghanistan winters...etc), but we got drenched this weekend. Our dry ground doesn't handle that amount of water very well, so everything's flooded around us.
Having said that, the majority of the people here welcome the rain.
what time did the Crimea thread get removed?
quote:Originally posted by E A Bowers [FlWino]:
what time did the Crimea thread get removed?
My thoughts exactly... Looked last night and it was gone.
Vegetarian
Old Indian term for Poor Hunter
Old Indian term for Poor Hunter
quote:Originally posted by E A Bowers [FlWino]:
Vegetarian
Old Indian term for Poor Hunter

May we dance with yo dates?
P people
E eating
T tasty
A animals
E eating
T tasty
A animals
quote:Originally posted by E A Bowers [FlWino]:
P people
E eating
T tasty
A animals
I always say, if God didn't want us to eat animals, why'd He make them outta meat?
The meaning of life? Nature's way of keeping meat fresh.
"pork and beaner"...another name for bad fishermen. Heard that from a native Canadian on a remote fishing trip.
WGW, Cabane a Vin, Bitches!!!
If attacked by a vulture, don't play dead.
Nanocanter.
I am sick of winter!
102.8 inches in Rochester NY. Glad I moved.
Beware the Ides of March.
Only one of those was a conviction.
Happy St. Paddy's Day 

It wasn't me. I was sitting in the back seat.
quote:Originally posted by Bruce Hayes:
It wasn't me. I was sitting in the back seat.
Driving from there?
The world is a better place with bacon in it.
Is Mrs. Doubtfire smoldering hot? Sorry, just saw a clip on ABC World News.
I was just helping the sheep over the fence, Officer.
"He's a stone delta blues man; he's a top rollmo' star..."
This stern decree, you'll understand
caused great dismay throughout the land
for young and old and shy and bold were equally affected.
The youth who winked a roving eye
or breathed a non-connubial sigh
was there upon condemned to die -- he usually objected,
objected,
objected.
He usually objected.
And you'll allow as I expect
that he was right to so object.
And I am right and you are right and everything is quite correct!
caused great dismay throughout the land
for young and old and shy and bold were equally affected.
The youth who winked a roving eye
or breathed a non-connubial sigh
was there upon condemned to die -- he usually objected,
objected,
objected.
He usually objected.
And you'll allow as I expect
that he was right to so object.
And I am right and you are right and everything is quite correct!
Male Defendant: Your Honor, I don't think my attorney can adequately defend me any longer. You see, I have feelings for him. I've expressed this to him, and now he no longer takes my calls or answers my letters. As difficult a situation as I find myself in, it is even more so with love in the mix.
(Public defender was a straight male, and blushing like Rudolph's nose in court.)
(Public defender was a straight male, and blushing like Rudolph's nose in court.)
Happy May Day
Oh! Take me back to dear old Blighty,
Put me on the train for London Town,
Take me anywhere,
Drop me anywhere,
Liverpool, Leeds or Birmingham
But I don't care...
Put me on the train for London Town,
Take me anywhere,
Drop me anywhere,
Liverpool, Leeds or Birmingham
But I don't care...
I have a dangerous love affair with Pamplemousse Perrier. While I prefer glass bottles I heartily applaud the decision to switch to 1L plastic bottles from the previous 750ml glass, especially as they are the same price.
the past is just a story you tell yourself
The sword swallower, he comes up to you and then he kneels,
he crosses himself and then he clicks his high heels,
and without further notice he asks you how it feels,
and he says, "here is your throat back, thanks for the loan."
he crosses himself and then he clicks his high heels,
and without further notice he asks you how it feels,
and he says, "here is your throat back, thanks for the loan."
Bonjour
mmmmm.... It does go well with the chicken
Delicious again Peter.
Delicious again Peter.
Chalk balls.
Bow to your Sensei!
To the Vets
Thanks
Thanks
I once met a man from Tacoma
he had quite a foul aroma
he said with a frown
as he fell dead to the ground
I should have stuck with the Paloma
he had quite a foul aroma
he said with a frown
as he fell dead to the ground
I should have stuck with the Paloma
Today I learned that w + a is a cheap son of a bitch.
I just laughed out loud.
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