The trick to dealing with her (wife or mother works) is to accept that she's right and you're wrong. If that is your starting position, negotiations for your surrender can progress rather smoothly.
The suction-cup speed boxing bag my wife put in my stocking for christmas is getting a lot of use this morning. From everyone in the office. Better than throwing staplers at the interns though. Neither hit back but less lawsuits from the boxing bag...
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Originally posted by mangiare:
ohhh Robby, are you in need of a good offline?


Yes, yes I am! Razz

Looking forward to the cage match between Odd Job and The Iron Sheik (aav vs. BigP) as well. I'm going to bring my own folding chair and table!
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Originally posted by vinoevelo:
my only question becomes which villain are you going to break the folding chair over?


No, I would just be a sh!t disturber and throw the chair in at an opportune time for either to use.
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Originally posted by bdklein:
How does a blind person know when to stop wiping?


Well, if you were anywhere near them then they would never know. They could wipe a thousand times and still smell sh!t!
Tyler Fitzgerald: You know what I need? I need a drink. There's some ice and stuff back there. Why don't you make us all some old fashioneds?

Ding Bell: "Old Fashioneds"? Do you think you oughta drink while you're flying?

Tyler Fitzgerald: Well stop kidding, will ya, and make us some drinks! You just press the button back there marked "booze". It's the only way to fly!
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Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
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Originally posted by vinoevelo:
Thinking of a master plan


The Well Part II?


more Eric B. & Rakim.
How can bright people be so blind/led-by-emotion/incurious/accepting-without-investigation evidence-free allegations found to be highly improbable 21 years ago?
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Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
Ditto... Staten Island Chuck!


And Etobicoke Ernie. Or maybe that was a raccoon I spotted.
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Originally posted by sunnylea57:
quote:
Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
Ditto... Staten Island Chuck!


And Etobicoke Ernie Robbie. Or maybe that was a raccoon the crack of an ass I spotted.
It's snowing outside, and it looks great! Snow on the hedge, bushes, and trees. Looks like a Christmas card picture today.

The cold winter is slowing down invasive species like the pine beatle that are decimating forests.

The snow accumulation will provide moisture for farmer's crops in spring.

Whitefish spawn when there is ice coverage .

It's difficult to powder ski without snow.

Winter is good! Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana
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Originally posted by VinCentric:
It's snowing outside, and it looks great! Snow on the hedge, bushes, and trees. Looks like a Christmas card picture today.

The cold winter is slowing down invasive species like the pine beatle that are decimating forests.

The snow accumulation will provide moisture for farmer's crops in spring.

Whitefish spawn when there is ice coverage .

It's difficult to powder ski without snow.

Winter is good! Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana


Bah, humbug!!
quote:
Originally posted by VinCentric:
It's snowing outside, and it looks great! Snow on the hedge, bushes, and trees. Looks like a Christmas card picture today.

The cold winter is slowing down invasive species like the pine beatle that are decimating forests.

The snow accumulation will provide moisture for farmer's crops in spring.

Whitefish spawn when there is ice coverage .

It's difficult to powder ski without snow.

Winter is good! Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana



Winner

if you need me... i'll be on the BX course....

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