He is good for the economy.
Say Something Completely Random And Off Topic
We have to keep our QB clean
quote:Originally posted by mangiare:quote:
Your catering services were excellent Saturday past!! Enjoyed it.
Thanks Mimik - I'm sure the company wasn't too shabby either.
Happy Birthday to my daughter Randi 
Labia minora are not Hanukkah paraphernalia
quote:Originally posted by winetarelli:
Labia minora are not Hanukkah paraphernalia
Somebody is obviously bored.
I had a virgin once. I had to fly to Guatemala for her. She was blind in one eye and had a stuffed alligator that said "Welcome to Miami Beach."
Chuck Norris was never a virgin. Ever.
Food Poisoning sucks. Well no, actually it blows.
If you ever are at risk of getting it, don't have red wine that day. It will make cleaning the floors, walls, dresser and ceiling (yes ceiling) easier.
If you ever are at risk of getting it, don't have red wine that day. It will make cleaning the floors, walls, dresser and ceiling (yes ceiling) easier.
Name Change Game
I'm starting to get excited!
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Food Poisoning sucks. Well no, actually it blows.
If you ever are at risk of getting it, don't have red wine that day. It will make cleaning the floors, walls, dresser and ceiling (yes ceiling) easier.
Yikes. Any particular restaurant we should stay the hell away from?
Geaucastel!
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Food Poisoning sucks. Well no, actually it blows.
If you ever are at risk of getting it, don't have red wine that day. It will make cleaning the floors, walls, dresser and ceiling (yes ceiling) easier.
So terribly sorry, Rob. I had this in a hotel a couple of years ago and called my wife about 3 AM after 24 hours non-stop and told her I was going to go to the hospital if this did not ease up within the next hour.
I remember just sitting on a cold hotel bathroom floor with towels wrapped over me waiting for the next round to start again. I left an $100 bill on the dresser which was not enough in hindsight.
quote:Originally posted by VinT:quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Food Poisoning sucks. Well no, actually it blows.
If you ever are at risk of getting it, don't have red wine that day. It will make cleaning the floors, walls, dresser and ceiling (yes ceiling) easier.
Yikes. Any particular restaurant we should stay the hell away from?
It was (my body tells me) the tomato & onion jam from a filet mignon deconstructed salad at a restaurant I've been to many times which has never been bad to me. They must have bought the onion preserves from the cronut place that got hundreds sick at the CNE this year...
Everytime you buy a bottle of burgundy, the Terroirist wins.
Even babies raised by wolves know exactly when they've been used.
Oh the weather outside is frightful,
All you need is love
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Baby, it's cold outside...
Yeah, not bad for a City College boy. I bought my way in, now all these Ivy league schmucks are sucking my his my kneecaps.
I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!
Just because i'm an idiot it doesn't mean i'm stupid.
duh.
duh.
I'm not as dumb as I look.
I clearly have a case of affluenza
Any cure for poorluenza 
"Let 'em eat cake!"
a pregnant lady in zombie land?
-trying to catch up on "The Walking Dead" and this wrinkle threw me for a loop
-trying to catch up on "The Walking Dead" and this wrinkle threw me for a loop
Rob Ford apologized.... again 
Keef's phlegmy cackle of a laugh always brings joy to my heart.
I like the word idiom.
Think of how stupid the average person is.....then realize half of them are stupider than that --- George Carlin
Meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime
Now, I don't care, meet me tonight
If you will dare, I will dare...
How young are you?
How old am I?
Let's count the rings around my eyes...
PH
Now, I don't care, meet me tonight
If you will dare, I will dare...
How young are you?
How old am I?
Let's count the rings around my eyes...
PH
quote:Originally posted by PurpleHaze:
Meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime
Now, I don't care, meet me tonight
If you will dare, I will dare...
How young are you?
How old am I?
Let's count the rings around my eyes...
PH
Menudo?
It's a new moon and a new year on the same day
Six absinthes after dinner is at least five too many. It might be potentially seven too many.