it's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.... (insert any other Beck lyrics here).
It's grey in Seattle today. Sort of like yesterday only not quite as grey but maybe it just feels that way. Kind of reminds me of 2 days ago, but not quite if you know what I mean. If I had to compare it to any day, it would probably be closer to the weather we had 3 days ago, but maybe that's because it just felt more grey-ish that day.
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Originally posted by snipes:
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Originally posted by gigabit:
I never did mind the little things.


One of my all time favorites! We must meet up one day gig.

I look forward to it. Cool
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Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.

Big Grin One of the most original comedians of the past 25 years. I must have listened to I Have a Pony a thousand times.
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Originally posted by Wine Sparty:
These pretzels are making me thristy.


Big Grin I just got back from Germany, and they served pretzels in lieu of bread.

That statement was uttered a few times. Big Grin
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Originally posted by gigabit:
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Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.

Big Grin One of the most original comedians of the past 25 years. I must have listened to I Have a Pony a thousand times.


Agreed. Just seemed to fit the spirit of this thread.
"Oh Harold, I think you've been brainwashed. You're missing a very important point: marriage is not a basic fact of nature, it's an invention. It's like the infield fly rule; it exists only because the women say so, and like idiots we just go following right along."

"Push the button, Harold."

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