I hate Southwest Airlines
Oh Harold, I think you've been brainwashed. You're missing a very important point: marriage is not a basic fact of nature, it's an invention. It's like the infield fly rule; it exists only because the women say so, and like idiots we just go following right along.
I've been told I can be an asshole (debatable). Is it my fault if most people are idiots?
Did you hear Pearl Jam's new album drops in October?
Did you hear Pearl Jam's new album drops in October?
My head butler has been doing a very poor job at picking up my pistachio shells I keep throwing on the floor, but damn I smell good.
I used to be conceited. Now, I'm perfect.
All-Star break...that means FOOTBALL is right around the corner! 
What is wrong with the next generation?
Wi Tu Lo
quote:Originally posted by mangiare:
What is wrong with the next generation?
Their parents!
You may be on to something. Entitled, lack of serious work ethic, entitled.
Finally! The 1st tombstone at my new shop. Way too long in coming... Here's to many many more!
C'mon man posts that really don't say anything bug me. 
rain
quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers [i.e. FlWino]:
rain
water
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers [i.e. FlWino]:
rain
water
runoff
Mud
quote:Originally posted by Rob_Sutherland:
Mud
Guard
Duty
Honor
Thy
Neighbor's wife
standing in security at LaGuardia today, woman in front of me was showing too much "crack" for my (or perhaps anyone's tastes). And, her tattoo looked as if a bat was growing out of her ass. A little traumatized
quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
Neighbor's wife
Covet
As a married man, I've realized there are two road I can be on: one road leads to sex; the other road leads away from sex.
Here's to the road!
Here's to the road!
quote:Originally posted by Jabe11:
As a married man, I've realized there are two road I can be on: one road leads to sex; the other road leads away from sex.
Here's to the road!
As a man who's met your wife, I say carry on. Your priorities are entirely correct!
Can't sleep
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me..
Than a frontal lobotomy!
Than a frontal lobotomy!
Orange is the New Black.
quote:Originally posted by wine+art:
Orange is the New Black.
So you're saying you're hankering for a 'classsic' orange suit?
Whoops, wrong thread. 
August already [close]
Putin scares me.
Bedtime for Brezhnev.
quote:Originally posted by KSC02:quote:Originally posted by wine+art:
Orange is the New Black.
So you're saying you're hankering for a 'classsic' orange suit?
There will be a season two.
Ouga chaka, ouga ouga ouga chaka
Now try to get that song out of your head.
Now try to get that song out of your head.
It's a small world after all....
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future".
-Yogi Berra
-Yogi Berra
quote:Originally posted by VinT:
Fifteen-tonne fatberg
What was Rush Limbaugh doing in a London sewer?
What we have here