I want to be an achiever, like Bad Horse.
The banner ad today at the top of this page promises me
FREE SHPPING 6 BOTTLES OR MORE
Wonder where I went.
FREE SHPPING 6 BOTTLES OR MORE
Wonder where I went.
quote:FREE SHPPING 6 BOTTLES OR MORE
maybe they forgot 2 letters and it should read Free "shtupping". Now that would be interesting!
I promised you the secrets of the Universe. Nothing more.
Drink up... today is the end of the world... 
quote:Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
Drink up... today is the end of the world...
Its the 21st You have a few days
quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers [i.e. FlWino]:quote:Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
Drink up... today is the end of the world...
Its the 21st You have a few days
He's likely dyslexic.
12-21-12 is the winter soltice....
Not dislex.. dyslek.. deslik.. Not dyslexic..
Not dislex.. dyslek.. deslik.. Not dyslexic..
"At the moment of surrender, I'm falling to my knees; I did not notice the passers by and they did not notice me."
"My choices early in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference."
Harry S. Truman
Harry S. Truman
"Gorbachev Sings Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!"
One of the dumbest things that I ever read.... But still makes me laugh if you know the background.
One of the dumbest things that I ever read.... But still makes me laugh if you know the background.
Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why
The days are finally getting noticeably longer. 
You've got to stop procrasterbating.
And so she woke up
Woke up from where she was
Lying still
Said I gotta do something
About where we're going
Woke up from where she was
Lying still
Said I gotta do something
About where we're going
The pellet with the poison
is in the vessel with the pestle;
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true
BUT the chalice from the palace breaks.
So...
The flagon with the dragon
has the pellet with the poison
And the vessel with the pestle
has the brew that is true.
is in the vessel with the pestle;
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true
BUT the chalice from the palace breaks.
So...
The flagon with the dragon
has the pellet with the poison
And the vessel with the pestle
has the brew that is true.
quote:Originally posted by winetarelli:
The pellet with the poison
is in the vessel with the pestle;
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true
BUT the chalice from the palace breaks.
So...
The flagon with the dragon
has the pellet with the poison
And the vessel with the pestle
has the brew that is true.
Man, I used to love Danny Kaye when I was a kid, especially in Hans Christian Andersen. Even today his humour remains funny, despite being amazingly clean and inoffensive. He was a great talent.
The only thing I ever remember seeing of his was The Court Jester. My parents showed it to me when I was maybe 7 and that is about all I remember of the movie... but I loved it!quote:Originally posted by Seaquam:quote:Originally posted by winetarelli:
The pellet with the poison
is in the vessel with the pestle;
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that is true
BUT the chalice from the palace breaks.
So...
The flagon with the dragon
has the pellet with the poison
And the vessel with the pestle
has the brew that is true.
Man, I used to love Danny Kaye when I was a kid, especially in Hans Christian Andersen. Even today his humour remains funny, despite being amazingly clean and inoffensive. He was a great talent.
quote:Originally posted by winetarelli:
The only thing I ever remember seeing of his was The Court Jester. My parents showed it to me when I was maybe 7 and that is about all I remember of the movie... but I loved it!
Your parents raised you well, sir.
"Show me a man who likes lima beans, and I'll show you a communist." --Danny Kaye
"Mein Gott, it is Walter Mitty! I am doomed."
You can't let the animals die in a movie... only the women.
Joan rivers is a ________. Fill in the blank time
Alex, Who is a babe? 
Overtime, I notice the majority of Jay Miller's scores are even numbers in the range of 92,94,96,98. How ODD is that ?
Who ever thought a Jesuit would become Pope!
Niles: Dad, I'm just saying that we share a similar near-death experience.
Martin: Let's see, I was shot. You ate too much cheese. Yeah, we're just alike.
Martin: Let's see, I was shot. You ate too much cheese. Yeah, we're just alike.
Happy Pi Day.
Beware the IDES OF MARCH....
quote:Originally posted by Mike Goldman:
Beware the IDES OF MARCH....
Indeed...
As instructed:
The Battle of Hastings = my iPhone password
The Battle of Hastings = my iPhone password
Spring has sprung...
The grass will riz,
I wonder where
The birdies is?
The grass will riz,
I wonder where
The birdies is?
chirp
In-custody Defendant: What time do we have to be back in court tomorrow?
Judge: Eight-thirty, for the plea.
Defendant: Damn, man, that's early! Ain'tcha got somethin' later?
Judge: You're going to need a safety net when you get out of treatment. What do you do for a living?
Defandant: I sell drugs.
Defendants say the darndest things.
Judge: Eight-thirty, for the plea.
Defendant: Damn, man, that's early! Ain'tcha got somethin' later?
Judge: You're going to need a safety net when you get out of treatment. What do you do for a living?
Defandant: I sell drugs.
Defendants say the darndest things.
It's springtime....sort of. ⚡✌
no sh!t
They're real, and they are SPECTACULAR.
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face; pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case; I said to my reflection, "let's get out of this place."
This is my BOOMSTICK!!!