Say Something Completely Random And Off Topic

Dude, I already got your money.

TGIF!

Lifts and separates

Hooker with a penis

I pick things up and put them down...

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

Earth girls are easy!

I'm here.

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35.5

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Originally posted by Mimik:
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You will stop at nothing to raise your post-count

"Crushed nuts?"

"No, just a touch of rheumatism"

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i just turned down end of tax season margarita's. no $hit.

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Originally posted by KSC02:

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Originally posted by Mimik:
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You will stop at nothing to raise your post-count

Your comment would have so much more credibility if it wasn't you who said it.

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Originally posted by Mimik:
Your comment would have so much more credibility if it wasn't you who said it.

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Originally posted by TBird:
i just turned down end of tax season margarita's. no $hit.

Asshole.

We were never family!

Do not make loon soup.

I'm amused at (and rather cynical of) half the connection requests I get on LinkedIn. You know, the kind from someone you don't know and/or who's never done anything for you -- then, a day or two later, who follows up with, "I'm conducting a search and was wondering if you know anybody with these skills/this experience." I delight in keeping my contacts set to private, and in knowing which recruiters are even scuzzier than average.

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Does anybody really care?

No.

Osama is dead.

I love you!

Happy Mother's day to all you mothers!

I don't care about anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.......

I rode a tank, in the Generals Rank...

Winter is over, Summer is near. Are we stronger than we appear?

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Originally posted by theweb:
I love you!

I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie
A brand new house on the road side, and it's made out of rattlesnake hide
Got a brand new chimney put on top, and it's made out of human skull
Come on take a little walk with me child, tell me who do you love?
Who do you love?

True exchange last week:

Prosecutor: Your Honor, the State is seeking a high bail in this matter, as the detective informs me that this defendant is suspected in several other burglaries.

Defendant: Really? Which ones?

I'm no longer young enough to know everything.

Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out

Gutless performance.

What is the air speed of a fully laden swallow?

Out here on the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned. Immaculate.

Work, work, work, work...Hello, boys!

Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi.

"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize."

Muhammad Ali