You using the whole fist, Doc?
Know how to get the shortest digital exam in history?quote:Originally posted by Purple Teeth:
You using the whole fist, Doc?
Look back over your shoulder and say "two fingers".
quote:Originally posted by Gigond Ass:Know how to get the shortest digital exam in history?quote:Originally posted by Purple Teeth:
You using the whole fist, Doc?
Look back over your shoulder and say "two fingers".
Ewwww.
Reminds of Johnny Carson's doctor: Dr. Bruno "Big Knuckles" Buttowsky.
'He's a guy who gets up at six o' clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.'
Indy! Cover your heart!
It may not be real long but it sure is skinny!
I wish I went bowling more often.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
No good deed goes unpunished (actually that may not be off topic.....)
Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
quote:Originally posted by Gigond Ass:
Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
The novel was genius. But I was one of the few who actually liked the movie.
I have it on DVD. I throw it in once a year just for fun.quote:Originally posted by Purple Teeth:quote:Originally posted by Gigond Ass:
Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
The novel was genius. But I was one of the few who actually liked the movie.
I'm #winning
Bow down to Washington!
My first ever thread to hit 10000 views.
(not that I'm counting.)
(not that I'm counting.)
helping moi on the way
Would you believe...
Two cops in a rowboat?
Two cops in a rowboat?
I'm a warlock in training.
Saved a ton on money on the grocery shopping bill. Satisfied, I thought to myself, wow I just saved 1/4 a bottle of Dominus.
Beware the Ides of March.
Have been driving the latest set of wheels (GTI) for about a year and a half now, and no major dents, dings or scratches. When you drive and park in Toronto, regularly, this is too good to be true/last.
quote:Originally posted by Darcy Kelley:
Have been driving the latest set of wheels (GTI) for about a year and a half now, and no major dents, dings or scratches. When you drive and park in Toronto, regularly, this is too good to be true/last.
You just totally jinxed yourself.
Sacrebleu!
"Oh, it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen. My father, he was Orange and me mother, she was Green."
Where are the hookers?
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough..I'm like F$ you and F*& her too.
Feeling somewhat moody; somehow "Harmony Around My Table" by Tindersticks, Live in London LP (2010), is hitting the sweet spot.
if todays auction at zachys is any indication, the recession is over.
(Come on, Dave. Gimme a break)
"Hey hey hey hey! One break, comin' up!"
"Hey hey hey hey! One break, comin' up!"
Libya 
quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
Libya
What has gotten into the French?
Bitch. You don't have a future.
There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been saying that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
Remember the Bangles?
2005 Bordeaux is the vintage to own! 
Facts are stubborn things.
quote:Originally posted by wine+art:quote:Originally posted by Ed Bowers:
Libya
What has gotten into the French?
They must have misplaced all of their white flags.
Thank you for waiting. Your call is very important to us............................................................................................................................................. infinity.
Vintage of the century
This vintage has charming wines for drinking early while you wait for your 20XX wines to mature.