This child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do....spank it?
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
If a man screams in the woods and there are no woman around, is he still wrong?
I love the flu bug. He's been living in my house for several weeks. He left briefly but liked it so much he decided to return. He loves a good barf and a nice funky earthy Chateauneuf.
My God, man. Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer.
I love Daylight Savings Time!
If contributions to this thread are really random, and it is kept active for an infinite amount of time, eventually everything ever said will be recapped.
However, everything that COULD be said cannot ever be posted.
However, everything that COULD be said cannot ever be posted.
If contributions to this thread are really random, and it is kept active for an infinite amount of time, eventually everything ever said will be recapped.
Ah, those damned sum to infinity problems. Obviously the answer is 2/3. 
No it isn't. The answer is clearly 42.
road trip
Just met a woman named Micolyn. Very odd name. I didn't have the courage to ask if her parents were Michael and Carolyn...
F-O-R-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and a fast entrance into hell!
quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and a fast entrance into hell!
Fantastic movie!
I love Pad Thai.
Its as soft as a sneaker full of grapes.
quote:Originally posted by Red guy in a blue state:
I love Pad Thai.
Touché.
I hear you.
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
Are you sure it's ok if I do this?
R.I.P. Jim Henson. And you too, Harry Chapin.
The last time she saw something that skinny, it had an eraser on the end of it.
Time for this thread to die die DIE!
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:quote:Originally posted by mneeley490:
Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and a fast entrance into hell!
Fantastic movie!
Agree!
You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously!
This Seguret is awfully charming.
Brooding
quote:Originally posted by Mimik:
Brooding
Hey! That's NOT random. You were prompted by another thread.
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f****d up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f****n' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
An African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point...
quote:Originally posted by AZCat:
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f****d up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f****n' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Goodfellas, what a great movie.
Karen!!!
quote:Originally posted by Redhawk:quote:Originally posted by Mimik:
Brooding
Hey! That's NOT random. You were prompted by another thread.
It IS off topic though.
I should get some points for that.
Duh, winning!
Charlie Sheen for President
quote:Originally posted by cuffthis:
Charlie Sheen for President
Well, any improvement is just that, an improvement.
quote:Originally posted by wine+art:quote:Originally posted by cuffthis:
Charlie Sheen for President
Well, any improvement is just that, an improvement.
I think he meant president of Sooner Nation!
quote:Originally posted by billhike:quote:Originally posted by wine+art:quote:Originally posted by cuffthis:
Charlie Sheen for President
Well, any improvement is just that, an improvement.
I think he meant president of Sooner Nation!
Careful...
I think I speak for all of us when I say that New York, and everyone from there, can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
Boss, the plane!!