Hell's Kitchen?? Looks like the worst group ever. I think there are 3 questions on the Hell's Kitchen application that the applicants must have answered, "NO".
(1) Have you ever made scallops?
(2) Have you ever made risotto?
(3) Do you how to make Beef Wellington?
and 3 that they must have said, "YES".
(1) Do you smoke?
(2) Are you a loudmouth with frequent swearing?
(3) Do you think you will need an EMT and do you like ridding in an ambulance?
Hell's kitchen should recruit people who have at least some cooking skills.