please ignore this post

It and some of the people here needed the rest after the last month.

Massmess must be away on vacation somewhere.

I know I was taking a break, I was exhausted from ignoring this so much.

It's hard to ignore in such a solitude.

So much work to do. So little people to share it with...

Aussie, why are you still ignoring this post?

What post?

And what the bloody hell have you boys been up to??? The last few pages are a frickin' mess. Now somebody clean them up before we all get thrown out of here.

By the way, pyang, I would have failed the student - souls have no mass and therefore can't generate heat. I would also have failed the teacher who set the paper - hell is a construct of outdated religions in an attempt to frighten the masses into good behaviour. As such, Boyle's law is inverted, you end up dividing by zero and the temperature of hell becomes infinity. Anyone with the slightest knowledge of the gas laws will realise that a dozen cases of baked beans in hell, with a temperature of infinity, creates conditions that are neither exothermic nor endothermic.

Q.E.D.

is it time to ignore this again

quote:

By the way, pyang, I would have failed the student - souls have no mass and therefore can't generate heat. I would also have failed the teacher who set the paper - hell is a construct of outdated religions in an attempt to frighten the masses into good behaviour. As such, Boyle's law is inverted, you end up dividing by zero and the temperature of hell becomes infinity. Anyone with the slightest knowledge of the gas laws will realise that a dozen cases of baked beans in hell, with a temperature of infinity, creates conditions that are neither exothermic nor endothermic.

I agree!

Along the same line as Pyang’s post,

In a philosophy class the final exam only had one question:

“Why”

What do you think the answer is?

Why not.

quote:

Originally posted by GreenDrazi:
Why not.

NO, try again

Sean.... because?

quote:

Originally posted by budman:
Sean.... because?

You win, "because" is the right answer. as the story goes only one person put that down as their answer everyone else wrote pages and pages. Just goes to show the short answer is usually the right answer.

That's weird. I thought the answer was 48.

nope - 42 and you've gone into an 808 state.

Yes, but did you really understand the question?

Why, Pauly???????????????????????????????????????????

????????????????????????????????????????????????

????????????????????????????????????????????????

????????????????????????????????????????????????

Fascinating.

*cough!*

Aaah, that's better...

quote:

Originally posted by seanr7:
Along the same line as Pyang’s post,

In a philosophy class the final exam only had one question:

“Why”

What do you think the answer is?

Zed.

That's the answer my mum always used to give.

quote:

Originally posted by Aussie:
By the way, pyang, I would have failed the student - souls have no mass and therefore can't generate heat.

From imdb.com on the movie 21 grams.

The title comes from the work of Dr. Duncan MacDougall of Haverhill, Massachusetts in the early twentieth century. MacDougall weighed dying subjects, in experiments of extremely dubious scientific value, believing that he was proving that the soul was material and measurable. His results in fact varied wildly, but 21 grams has come to be believed as the accepted measure of a soul's weight.

An interesting fact.
Since switching to the groupee community software there appears to be no way to delete posts. Therefore nobody can ever attempt to repeat my brilliant strategy of deleting posts to steal the NPP.

I am ignoring this post because seanr7 said to....

quote:

Originally posted by Dave Tong:
my brilliant strategy of deleting posts ...

I smell knighthood.

The only thing I smell stinks!

back from holidays...
back to ignore this...

quote:

back from holidays...
back to ignore this...

We missed your inspiring posts terribly.

quote:

Originally posted by MassMess:
back from holidays...
back to ignore this...

Was it your first punch-in or did you have to stop by the office first?

I actually ignore what a "punch-in" is,
I obviously ignore what to "stop by" means,
I generally ignore what "the office" demands...

Generally speaking, and ignoring the things I am talking about, this post is sure the very first thing I did as I came back home from wonderful Rome...

Glad to hear. Now if we could only send you on a lecturing tour... The topic - "How to be a responsible parolee".

Hurry, it is high time that we discuss many illicit and sinister goings-on, while futronic's TN-posting binge will help us stay safely under the radar on pg. 2.

Bump, bump, bump.

what's allt hat bumping? A heartbeating for the NPP coming on?

Second page?!?!?

NOOOOO WAAAYYY!!! That means: I ignore the way in which this can happen...

Unbelievable.

quote:

Originally posted by D. Cody:
Unbelievable.

Yes, but did you read all 37 pages?

quote:

Yes, but did you read all 37 pages?

Yeah. We need a PITP initiation or hazing before you can post here.

Maybe reading all of the Massmess posts would be a good starter.

quote:

Originally posted by Hunter:


Maybe reading all of the Massmess posts would be a good starter.

Danger, danger. Igor might go <blank>.

Nasties missed:



50: Rothko
100: Vista
150: CHICO
200: MassMess
250: Nobody
300: Stemor
350: KillerB
400: Andreadago
450: New Dutch Drinker
500: Phylloxera
550: RedRedVine
600: Whiner15
650: MassMess
700: Andreadago
750: KillerB
800: Rothko
850: Pauly
900: Vinaigre
950: NewDutchDinker
1,000: leesunhee, aka The Creator

1,050: Seaquam
1,100: MassMess
1,150: New DutchDrinker
1,200: Eric White
1,250: Whiner15
1,300: seanr7
1,350: Seaquam
1,400: KillerB
1,450: seanr7
1,500: Seaquam
1,550: MassMess
1,600: Green Drazi*
1,650: seanr7#
1,700: GreenDrazi
1,750: Eric White^
1,800: GreenDrazi^
1,850: seanr7 with his Howard Keel collection
1,800 MKII: GreenDrazi with three windows open.

* Dave Tong done a dispicable thing. I think he needs a special category for dispicability.

# GreenDrazi did a Dave Tong but immediately admitted to it.

^ RWSW eliminated by Order of the Creator for excessive row-posting and then disemperambulating his toys.

Someone has been deleting lots of posts in here, there are about 100 or more missing.