please ignore this post

GD,

This thread is not about wine, please post in an appropriate place.

I sense the hordes are massing.

Massmess is probably a nervous wreck right about now.

well

Hold On!
It’s like a roller coaster.

Good job GD.

is this the post that causes the forums to s..l..o..w dddooowwwnnn...........

Whaaaaat doeeeees aaaa yellllllow liiiight meannnnnn?

quote:

Originally posted by Hunter:
Whaaaaat doeeeees aaaa yellllllow liiiight meannnnnn?

Reverend Jim asks, "Pssssttt... What does the yellow light mean?" and Bobby looks around and quietly replies, "Slow down." Reverend Jim looks around and says, "What... does... the... yellow... light... mean?" as he was slowing his words to make Bobby understand. Bobby getting frustrated says, "Slow down"! So, Reverend Jim thinking that Bobby still doesn't understand the question, slows down even more and says, "Whaaaat... dooooeeees... theeeee... yeeeel-looowwww... liiiiight... meeeeaaan?"

Just bought Taxi - complete season 2 last week. The Jim driving test episode is on it, and some other great episodes.

Alex and Louie have a contest for the most fares.

Louie meets Zeena's parents.

Zeena's Mom: "No more for me thanks. I seem to have a bit of indigestion"

Louie: "Uh Oh. I hope we don't have to have a race to the can after dinner"

Great show.

One of the all time best shows IMHO.

quote:

Originally posted by Dave Tong:

Sorry DT, the NPP is all mine. If you want to start this trick, I've got a lot more to manipulate than you.

No more Mr Nice Guys, we wanna be Nasty:

50: Rothko
100: Vista
150: CHICO
200: MassMess
250: Nobody
300: Stemor
350: KillerB
400: Andreadago
450: New Dutch Drinker
500: Phylloxera
550: RedRedVine
600: Whiner15
650: MassMess
700: Andreadago
750: KillerB
800: Rothko
850: Pauly
900: Vinaigre
950: NewDutchDinker
1,000: leesunhee, aka The Creator

1,050: Seaquam
1,100: MassMess
1,150: New DutchDrinker
1,200: Eric White
1,250: Whiner15
1,300: seanr7
1,350: Seaquam
1,400: KillerB
1,450: seanr7
1,500: Seaquam
1,550: MassMess
1,600: Green Drazi*

* Dave Tong done a dispicable thing. I think he needs a special category for dispicability. There are honourable ways of cheating and dishonourable.

The Creator
Leesunhee @ 1,000

Four Timer
*MassMess @ 200, 650, 1,100 and 1,550


Three Timers
*KillerB @ 350 and 750 and 1,400
*New DutchDrinker @ 450, 950 and 1,150
Seaquam @ 1,050, 1,350 and 1,500

Two Timers
*Rothko @ 50 and 800
*Andreadago @ 400 and 700
*Whiner15 @ 600 and 1,250
seanr7 @ 1,300 and 1,450

NPPs
*Vista @ 100
*CHICO @ 150
*Nobody @ 250
*Stemor @ 300
*Phylloxera @ 500
*RedRedVine @ 550
*Pauly @ 850
*Vinaigre @ 900
Eric White @ 1,200
Green Dazi @ 1,600 (this NPP is actually occupied by Dave Tong but he got there by cheating)

* = Nasty Bunch

The Longest Member
redwine&redsox @ 1381

The Great Prophet
Budman

NPPs by region -
Old Europe: 13
North America: 16
Rest of the World: 3

Damn... this is getting harder... I ignore if I will have the possibility to even go to bed, to be able to run for the next NPP...

...and still no one has been able to catch two NPPs in a row...

KillerB and MassMess,

My post at Jun 23, 2005 11:04 PM was the NPP.

quote:

Originally posted by GreenDrazi:
Hold On!
It’s like a roller coaster.

Dave Tong decided to “manipulate the order” of posts. Seanr will verify this (note his post “Good job GD). If you don’t correct your lists, I will be sure to manipulate the order just as Dave has done to bump him off the NPP.

quote:

Originally posted by GreenDrazi:
Hold On!
It’s like a roller coaster.

Is this your one then GD?

KillerB,
Yes, that is the one.

Dave Tong did a very dishonorable thing by deleting some of his posts in the previous page to bump his to the NPP. I can bump him off and make seanr the NPP right now. I can also mess up the entire list going back 6 to 8 months.

Fess up Dave or I will haunt your every post and certainly prevent you from ever getting a NPP.

I agree GD. I could go back to the first page and mess up the entire list. Consider it done.

Cant we all just get along?

GD is correct, david cheated.

I really ignored that the software allowed such a weird possibility...

Of course I cheated. In fact I told you all beforehand that I was going to take the NPP by cheating. Green Drazi had post #1600, but I deleted some of my posts on the previous page to move up to the top slot witout screwing up all the previous NPPs.

Yes, anyone could have done that, but I was the one who thought of it. I demand a place on the all time list to recognise my achievement.

Good thing I have been ignoring this thread. I have missed the past 100+ posts.

Back to ignoring.

zzzz....

Jason

Are you guys gonna start a cult?

quote:

Originally posted by Dave Tong:
Of course I cheated. In fact I told you all beforehand that I was going to take the NPP by cheating... Yes, anyone could have done that, but I was the one who thought of it. I demand a place on the all time list to recognise my achievement.

I agree-- the man did as the man said. Who cannot admire that?

Give the devil his due!

gremlins

quote:

Originally posted by Dave Tong:
Of course I cheated. In fact I told you all beforehand that I was going to take the NPP by cheating. Green Drazi had post #1600, but I deleted some of my posts on the previous page to move up to the top slot witout screwing up all the previous NPPs.

Yes, anyone could have done that, but I was the one who thought of it. I demand a place on the all time list to recognise my achievement.

NOPE - wrong. I've thought of this long before now, but recognize the act as not keeping with the spirit of this thread. I was prepared to do it last year to protect leesunhee at 1000. I WILL bump you off this page as the NPP if you don’t admit how wrong you are. KillerB’s list will stand the test of time.

I think that the situation might be solved by giving GreenDazi the NPP award, and putting a note about the fact that Dave Tong actually occupies the NPP spot on page 33 because of cheating, awarding him a special title - something that sounds really upset for his cheating!

Otherwise I ignore what could come out from an NPP war... you know the butterfly effect...

quote:

Originally posted by KillerB:
No more Mr Nice Guys, we wanna be Nasty:

50: Rothko
100: Vista

...

1,550: MassMess
1,600: Green Drazi*

* Dave Tong done a dispicable thing. I think he needs a special category for dispicability. There are honourable ways of cheating and dishonourable.

ooops...! I ignored that KillerB had my same idea and already fixed the situation...

ok, now it only remains the NPP ranking to be repaired... there I go...

quote:

Originally posted by MassMess:
...

Green Dazi @ 1,600 (this NPP is actually occupied by Dave Tong but he got there by cheating)
...

Here is it...

I put forth 2 names for Dave Tong:

1) The Villain

2) The Outcast

I still think DT was brilliant in his scheming, and what a great ruckus he created... making it almost impossible to ignore, but not quite.

Jason

quote:

Originally posted by mike1026:
Are you guys gonna start a cult?

Nope. We're just gonna ignore that it already IS a cult...

What npp? I could search I suppose but Im sure the posting opportunity is wanted by someone

quote:

Originally posted by MassMess:
...
Green Dazi @ 1,600 (this NPP is actually occupied by Dave Tong but he got there by cheating)
...

Here is it...

There you go. That's all I wanted.

I freely admit I cheated, just as I said I would. I don't think it's dispicable.
Sure, anyone could bump me off again; I'd still go down as the first person to use this method to steal the NPP.
I'm sorry if anyone feels I've brought such an important discussion into disrepute, but you could always ignore it.

quote:

Originally posted by MassMess:

quote:

Originally posted by mike1026:
Are you guys gonna start a cult?

Nope. We're just gonna ignore that it already IS a cult...

Is there a waiting list?

Hey guys I made up a joke you wanna hear it?

Lucky enough, we have a careful list of the NPPers. We can ignore who occupies the present time first post of each page...