please ignore this post

be..

be...

late

at the party...

I made the mistake of having Notifications set to ON on this thread. Boy, was that a mistake.

Tanglenet, if you had taken away the NPP from me, I think I would have smashed my computer on the floor this night...

now I can comfortably go to my party...

50: Rothko
100: Vista
150: CHICO
200: MassMess
250: Nobody
300: Stemor
350: KillerB
400: Andreadago
450: New Dutch Drinker
500: Phylloxera
550: RedRedVine
600: Whiner15
650: MassMess
700: Andreadago
750: KillerB
800: Rothko
850: Pauly
900: Vinaigre
950: NewDutchDinker
1,000: leesunhee, aka The Creator

1,050: Seaquam
1,100: MassMess
1,150: New DutchDrinker
1,200: Eric White
1,250: Whiner15
1,300: seanr7
1,350: Seaquam
1,400: KillerB
1,450: seanr7
1,500: Seaquam (by row posting 13 times...)
1,550: MassMess (by rowposting 49 times, as an answer)

Current Scorecard:

The Creator
Leesunhee @ 1,000

Four Timer
*MassMess @ 200, 650, 1,100 and 1,550


Three Timers
*KillerB @ 350 and 750 and 1,400
*New DutchDrinker @ 450, 950 and 1,150
Seaquam @ 1,050, 1,350 and 1,500

Two Timers
*Rothko @ 50 and 800
*Andreadago @ 400 and 700
*Whiner15 @ 600 and 1,250
seanr7 @ 1,300 and 1,450

NPPs
*Vista @ 100
*CHICO @ 150
*Nobody @ 250
*Stemor @ 300
*Phylloxera @ 500
*RedRedVine @ 550
*Pauly @ 850
*Vinaigre @ 900
Eric White @ 1,200

* = Nasty Bunch

The Longest Member
redwine&redsox @ 1381

The Great Prophet
Budman

NPPs by region -
Old Europe: 13
North America: 15
Rest of the World: 3

By the way, I am noticing just now an incredible coincidence: I got my four NPPs exactly each 450 posts...

RWSW, do you know any girl that can stand a guy being late more than one hour?

Don't bet on that...

[QUOTE]Originally posted by MassMess:
Tanglenet, if you had taken away the NPP from me, I think I would have smashed my computer on the floor this night...QUOTE]

I thought NPP had something to do with nipples or something. What does it stand for?

quote:

Originally posted by MassMess:

1,500: Seaquam (by row posting 13 times...)

You make it sound so ugly, dirty, and wasteful.

I prefer to think of it as an elevated form of art.

I must go take a shower now.

It really kind of takes the fun out of trying to be the next NPP.

quote:

Originally posted by Dave Tong:

I've a good mind to get the next NPP by cheating.

NOW you're catching on, my friend.

quote:

Originally posted by tanglenet:

I thought NPP had something to do with nipples or something. What does it stand for?

NPP stays for New Page Post. Someone made a game of words with it and called the people who got three times a NPP (Three NPPS) "Three NiPPleS".

Massmess recent posts

Dude, you have to get out more

quote:

Originally posted by Seaquam:

quote:

Originally posted by Dave Tong:

I've a good mind to get the next NPP by cheating.

NOW you're catching on, my friend.

Yeah, but not 37 posts in a row type cheating. Something more subtle.

LOL! I just saw it goes back pages and pages and pages. I felt like Jack Nicholson's wife just now. This is his own little overlook hotel:

"All work and no play makes Massmess a dull boy"

quote:

Originally posted by Hunter:
Massmess recent posts

Dude, you have to get out more

Pretty impressive that every post from 2003 on, is in this mass mess! Good job for being responsible for about 8 pages of nothing.

I think we need to implement a rule that every post here requires at least one sip of wine.

quote:

Originally posted by benchland:
I think we need to implement a rule that every post here requires at least one sip of wine.

It doesn't??????

Damn that WIML...he lied to me.

Gotta watch that Joe.

quote:

Originally posted by Hunter:
Massmess recent posts

I call this Hi-Fi...

I should be awarded a special prize. I think I can pretend to be called the Purest Ignorant Poster of the Forum...

quote:

Originally posted by MassMess:
I can't believe there's so much people with so much time to loose on something meaningless like this!

Nearly immoral!

It nearly hit 200 posts...

And this was my first post in this thread...

Wow, ignore this thread for 3 days and there are, like, 200 new posts...

a

ok... ... I am changing my new goal to getting the 2000 post which i don't think it will take long ...

So how we going to name the first 4 NPPer?

And also, i missed why budman becomes the great Prophet.

Even the most prolific Tasting Note posters can't come close to burying this thread.

quote:

Originally posted by leesunhee:
So how we going to name the first 4 NPPer?

And also, i missed why budman becomes the great Prophet.

These are two terrific questions, of which I also ignore teh answer. How could I know, if the creator itself doesn't...?

Who cares how budman became the Prophet, can I be the walrus?

OK, ok, This is why Budman is the Great Prophet

quote:

Originally posted by Eric White:

Who cares how budman became the Prophet, can I be the walrus?

No.

Budman shall forever remain The Great Prophet.

You, however, may choose to be known as The Significant Loss.

MassMess may choose to become The Morally Bankrupt.

So it has been written.

So it may yet be.

The Morally Bankrupt might be fit for me, actually...

but I ignore if it can be a fitting term for any Four Timer NPP.

I need an NPP

It should be getting close, surely

Two down and only twelve more to go, redwine&redsox.

That sound you hear is all the cheering from the MassMess section of the upper bleachers.

You go, baby, you GO!!!

Isn't MassMess in Italy? It's the middle of the night there.

This...THING!!!, it's got to be stopped!

It will never be stopped, if Thomas Matthews could not kill it then nobody will.

I had an ‘03 St. Supéry Sauvignon Blanc tonight with dinner. S88