i just found a few gems that i thought were lost or drunk. i muttered the headings that cellartracker allows you to post these as, "missing - presumed drunk", and i heard my wife state "i'll put that on your head stone"...

to the moon, alice, to the moon...
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LOL! And before clicking on the thread, I thought that the missus had logged on looking for info on your whereabouts. Wink
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Originally posted by TBird:
i just found a few gems that i thought were lost or drunk. i muttered the headings that cellartracker allows you to post these as, "missing - presumed drunk", and i heard my wife state "i'll put that on your head stone"...

to the moon, alice, to the moon...
One word.... Seattle. Big Grin
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Originally posted by SD-Wineaux:
LOL! And before clicking on the thread, I thought that the missus had logged on looking for info on your whereabouts. Wink



That....is funny.
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Originally posted by wineOCD:
I do not think your link does what you mean it to do...


There are two names on the roster I think you will recognize.
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Originally posted by vinole:
Hey, I found a couple of pop divas that were Missing - Presumed Drunk.


Why do you all have to make fun of my school's BB team? So what if we have to hire has-beens to play basketball for us? We gotta get people in the seats somehow!
This thread title immediately made me think of the guy that left a Breckenridge, CO bar one night stumbling drunk.....and was never seen again. Of course there was 4 feet of snow on the ground everywhere, so finding him might not happen until May or June.
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LOL! And before clicking on the thread, I thought that the missus had logged on looking for info on your whereabouts.


LOL Big Grin
Reminds me of that WC Fields skit from the Bank Dick where he goes into a bar early one morning.

Fields: Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill?

Bartender: Yes.

Fields: Oh, boy. What a load that is off my mind. I thought I'd lost it.
Bumping this because it's one of my favorite thread titles of all time.

I opened it the first time because I figured Kat had logged on as Tbird and was trying to find out if any of us knew where he was.
Shortly after reading this post (and laughing my head off) I said this when I was unable to find a bottle I was looking for; my wife heard it and thought I was talking about one of my friends who is known to drink more than his fair share...
Easily my best double entendre, ever.

I should just off myself now, as I will never accidentally (as in this case) or intentionally come up with something quite so funny again.
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Originally posted by Eric LeVine:
Easily my best double entendre, ever.

I should just off myself now, as I will never accidentally (as in this case) or intentionally come up with something quite so funny again.


Big Grin Bow

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