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Originally posted by Tim Fish:
There was a funny Simpsons episode a few years back that parodied McRibs. Krusty Burger eventually had to stop producing their version because "the small animal we used to make it was now extinct!"
Mmmmm, extinct!
I confess to this awfully guilty (or guiltily awful) pleasure. Long live the Rib-wich!
Favorite quotes from that episode:
Narrator: "We start with authentic letter-graded meat, and process the hell out of it...'til it's good enough for Krusty!"
Krusty: "Try my new Krusty Rib-Wich...mmmm! I don't mind the taste!"
Homer: "Maybe I should hook up with you guys? After all, how long do any of us have to live?"
Ribhead: "If you like the Rib-wich, not very..."
Krusty: "Look...about the rib-wich...There aren't gonna be any more. The animals we made them from are now extinct..."
Homer: "The pig?"
Otto: "The cow?"
Krusty: "You're way off! Think smaller...think more legs..."
Crowd: "Ewwwwwww...!"
Krusty: "People, we went through something magical together. And it's not important who got rich off whom, or who was exposed to tainted warts. And because you believed in my dream, I want you to fight over the last Rib-wich ever made..."