So, I was serving as an arbitrator in a case. Essentially, I am like a judge--I hear the case and make a decision.
The Plaintiff was injured in a car accident. His lawyer asked him this: "What has been the effect on your life from this accident and the injuries that you suffered."
The Plaintiff answered: "It has turned my life around 380 degrees."
380 Degrees? Huh?
This is what makes the practice of law the great sport it is.