I am a food and wine genius

OMGOMGOMGOMG

PLEEEEEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR FRIEND

I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY BASEBALL CARDS!!

Also, I once figured out the exact birthday of the migrant worker who cleaned the floors of the retail center of the winery in which he work, all from the nose.

Beat THAT

And what would you pair with that?

And this-

smile

This can not be for real

This guy can't possibly be the best food/wine cigar/spirits pairer, because that would be me. He's clearly a distant second, maybe even third given MeritageMan keen olfactory powers. I once paired Parakari with Bird Nest Soup. I know what you're going to say parakari is classically served with giant river otter from Essequibo River, but it was a match made in heaven. Reminds me of Annie Get Your Guns, "Anything you can do I can do better."

I don't get it.

He learned to pair Merlot based Bordeaux with Fish Taco's!

Oh, wait - -that was lifted from a movie. What a fraud.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity.........

Obviously you straddle this line.

Where is the link to your website?

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Originally posted by Wine and Food Expert:
Completed my Grand Sommelier program and I am the best at pairing food with wine and anything!

Bah! Pairing wine with food is sooooooo last year.

I, on the other hand, am an expert in pairing wine with wine.

Why, just the other day I was enjoying a bottle of wine and thought to myself, "You know would go perfectly with this? Another bottle of wine!"

- Jeff

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Originally posted by OffNotes:
Why, just the other day I was enjoying a bottle of wine and thought to myself, "You know would go perfectly with this? Another bottle of wine!"

LOL.

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Originally posted by Gigond Ass:
There is a fine line between genius and insanity.........

Obviously you straddle this line.

You give him too much credit. I think he straddles retardation and insanity.

“The truest characters of ignorance are vanity, and pride and arrogance.”

Samuel Butler, 1835 - 1902

Gimme a break.

So what would you pair with Lobster Thermidor?

ha! I think it's funny. Could be for real. Who knows? Mozart apparently was an self absorbed clown of the "genius" variety.

W&FE - what wine pairs well with my garlic farts?

For the first time in a while I'm stumped in making a reasonable (to me, anyway) guess as to who this alter ego belongs to. The posts have generally been too narrow in topic. Must have more posts!

Grun is certainly a possibility. But isn't he always?

James Suckling.

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Originally posted by Wine and Food Expert:
Completed my Grand Sommelier program and I am the best at pairing food with wine and anything! I can pair Cognac, Eau de vie , Armagnac with the PERFECT cigar, and I am especially best at pairing dessert with the finest accompaniment. World's top 5, hands down. Scored 100% on my blind tasting, top 3 score ever overall!

Congratulations.

What do you pair with monkey meat?

I would stay simple with monkey meat and go with Burukutu or Pito.

A nice chianti?

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Originally posted by Wine and Food Expert:
I am a food and wine genius

Welcome!
Your delusional state should fit in quite well here.

True statement, about delusion fitting in well - -but back when we had those "high-brow" political rants in the since departed "non-wine" area- - this dude would have been below average on the loony scale...

DBW

Miamiatty sees the old plastic purple worm with the oversized hook...and swims the other way looking for more worthy bait.

Wyle coyote, super genius.

wow
Definetly made people click this thread.

Genius!(in a diffrent way)

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wow
Definetly made people click this thread.

Genius!(in a diffrent way)

The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime. Here's your proof.

Was that initial post by Al Gore?

I am contemplating a comeback, but I probably should stay away from this one, no?