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@billhike posted:

Nice one, Irwin.

I’m not sure we’d have anything in common outside of wine, but you’ve always been one of the good guys on the forum. I hope I get the occasion to break bread with you one day. Cheers.

I'm sure we'd have something in common.  Since you are an intelligent fellow, I assume you are an Oriole fan and a Ravens fan, for example.  In any event, I heartily endorse the idea of meeting and sharing a bottle or two.

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.

So the couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.

The social workers are satisfied by this but then raise concerns about the kind of education a child would receive while in the couple’s care.

The husband puts their mind at ease, saying, “We’ve arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills.”
Next though, the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.

This time the wife explains, “Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet.”

The social workers are finally satisfied and ask the couple, “What age child are you hoping to adopt?”

The husband says, “It doesn’t really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon.”

Follow up to Mneeley490's joke above....

The guy who gets shot out of the cannon goes to the manager of the circus and says, "I quit.  I can't take it anymore. Getting shot out of the cannon is noisy and filthy and when I land it hurts.  I can't do this anymore."

The manager says, "You can't quit! Not many people are as good as you at this and can fit into the cannon. Where am I going to get another person of your caliber?"

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